Top Ten Best Ways to Destroy an Xbox

1. Shoot it

   How about looking at it? I've seen the paper mario joke so many times

2. Smash it with a hammer

   Oh my god, this list is hilarious

   ps. yes, I have an Xbox, but I still laugh at this because of its pure amusement

3. Run it over

4. Throw it off a balcony

5. Light it on fire

6. Microwave it

   Great idea what could possibly go wrong? (Might break the microwave though)

7. Give it a bath

   What smells so bizarrely good?

8. Slice it in half

9. Throw it against the wall

10. Shove stuff up the disc thingy

    What would you shove up it? Cookies?

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Get a psycho dog to eat it

12. ?

    Throw it off a bridge

The Contenders

13. Eat it

14. Drop It Into a Bucket of Acid

15. Call the Psycho Dad

    That's the funniest thing I've ever seen

16. Drop it in a volcano

17. Slice It With a Chainsaw

18. Dip it in a pot of lava

19. Piss on it

20. Kick it

21. Throw it into a Pool

22. Punch it

23. Beat it with a crowbar

24. Melt it in Liquid Magma