Top Ten Best Ways to Destroy an Xbox

The Top Ten

Shoot it

How about looking at it? I've seen the paper mario joke so many times

Smash it with a hammer

Oh my god, this list is hilarious

ps. yes, I have an Xbox, but I still laugh at this because of its pure amusement

Run it over

Throw it off a balcony

Light it on fire

Microwave it

Great idea what could possibly go wrong? (Might break the microwave though)

Give it a bath

What smells so bizarrely good?

Slice it in half

Throw it against the wall

Shove stuff up the disc thingy

What would you shove up it? Cookies?

? Get a psycho dog to eat it

The Contenders

Eat it

Drop It Into a Bucket of Acid

Call the Psycho Dad

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen

Drop it in a volcano

Throw it off a bridge

Slice It With a Chainsaw

Dip it in a pot of lava

Piss on it

Kick it

Throw it into a Pool

Punch it

Beat it with a crowbar

Melt it in Liquid Magma

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