Dumbest Things to Say or Do During a Funeral

The Top Ten

1 I'm glad- I MEAN- sad he died.

I would run for life.

2 Wouldn't be funny if Abraham Lincoln rose from his grave and pulled a AK-47 out from under his hat?

3 Pull out a bag of potato chips and eat them

And crunch on them VERY loudly.

4 TP the funeral

5 Blah blah blah with your long speech. Can we get on with it?

6 Jump on the coffin and sing Baby on a megaphone

I would run out of that funeral.

7 This is sad but........HEY ATLEAST WE HAVE FREE TACOS!

8 Jump in the coffin

9 She looked so adorable while I was strangling her

This one is pretty funny. I would sprint away from that ceremony.

Been a long time since I added this

The best one here. This is so funny!

10 Pull out a Katana and stab someone

The Contenders

11 Jump in the empty grave where the body will be buried

12 Call Pizza Hut and order three large meatlovers pizzas

13 Point a gun at your head and say its also my funeral

14 Smells like dead guy in here

15 Let me take a selfie with the corpse

16 "Oh! Gimme the dead body! I'm a bit sad that my boyfriend/girlfriend died, but the Body! Wow!"

17 Yell "Fore!" and hit the cremation jar with a golf club

18 Scream, "Lets get this party started!" and grab a bottle of beer

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