Females In the Mario Series You Want to Punch In the Face

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1Peach

You want to save her in 8 worlds! Once the quest is done, she offers you another world to die on. She's ditsy and selfish. She gives mario a slice of cake on only one game. To hell with her damn screams! The new females like Rosalina and Toadette have a lot more maturity. What a shame! On Peach's own game, she cries instead of flies! She has temper tantrums over a small goomba. She even kicks Koopas shell off! Mario would have killed him. The levels in super princess peach are stupid especially because the ds is small and hard to use. Nintendo thought Peach deserves the spotlight! Look how that turned out. I want to punch her.

In Mario and Luigi Dream Team ( and a lot of other Mario games) is it just me, or in the beginning she tried to get kidnapped on purpose? And she's always saying to everyone randomly " I'm fine, and thank you for thinking about me" in the middle of any sentence that's not about her!

Please get rid of Princess Peach, Nintendo! She is nothing decent. She has horrible blonde hair, and she can't kick at all!

She is not take this off

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2Daisy

Daisy just uses up space on games. She only appears on spinoffs and she's another Peach but instead of a squeaky mouse voice she has a lion's roar! Why can't someone have a voice in the middle? She only appears on sports, a few parties, and a few kart games.

Why didn't Princess Daisy appear in 1992-1999? I hated her unreasonable 9-year absence?

Who cares if she takes up space? You'd want someone else to be playable instead of her yet you probably wouldn't even use that character.

She is a stupid tomboy

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3Birdo

Birdo is a hermaphrodite.

Birdo could be voiced by Mark Sailing because both are tall & chunky.

If you try to punch her you'd probably get your hand stuck in her big mouth

I dunno, I might be afraid to punch her in the face because I'd get my fist stuck in her nose (or mouth, or whatever that giant hole is)

Wha- Birdo is perfect & two-gendered.

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4Rosalina

As well as being the adopted mother of the Lumas, she's also the adopted mother of childish, rude, stupid and above all annoying fan girls. They seem to think " I have an idea! Let's make fun of Peach, Daisy, Birdo and Toadette fans! I bet it will make them like the goddess of the Mario series! "

All of the things that they say about Rosalina are either irrelevant or untrue. She may be pretty, but that means nothing. Her hair and features are extremely similar to Princess Peach's. Also, Rosalina is very girly just like Peach, so don't go making up "Rosalina is the real tomboy, not Daisy! "

She may not get kidnapped, but in SMG all she does is beg Mario to collect the grand stars for her while she stands there and does nothing. In SMG2, she pops up at the end of it all briefly. In SM3DW she's unlockable after the sprixies have been rescued she also can handle herself just like Peach, one of the characters that always gets made fun of by the Rosalina fan base because she ...more

How dare you give Rosalina negative remarks! Rosalina is brainy! She is the cutest thing on Super Mario Galaxy! Rosalina doesn't deserve her face to be punched! Get this off and replace this thing with Honey Queen! UGH!

She needed to wear a ponytail on her bike in Mario Kart 8 & frequently.

Annoying, boring, and a waste of a good story.

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5Baby Peach

Baby Peach is very bossy & temperamental.

I think she threw stuff out the window & is a spoiled brat.

She cries over everything! You want her to shut up! Baby Daisy at least has some behavior! Geez!

Her bad attitude is similar to Amy Rose & Kootie Pie Koopa's & continued in her modern adult years.

Wouldn't you be annoyed if Baby Peach were to be voiced by Britney Spears?

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6Pauline

Would you be annoyed if Pauline was ACTUALLY voiced by Angelina Jolie? ):D

Pauline just annoys me. She isn't in many games, but she appeared on the first game?

Pauline is only annoying because she worn a 1-piece instead of a 2-piece.

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7Baby DaisyBaby Daisy is a minor character in the Super Mario Bros franchise. She is an infant version of Princess Daisy. She first appeared as a unlockable character in Mario Kart Wii, she later appeared as a unlockable character in Super Mario Sluggers, and finally is a default character in Mario kart 8.

She shakes her butt and she's worse than baby peach! She's annoying on mario super sluggers because you don't know what she's saying for gods sake! Where the bleep is her rattle? She gets the spot on m kart wii even though she wasn't on Yoshi's island or Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time she's not a star child!

It's a shame that she took up a spot that could've gone to SHY GUY in Mario Kart Wii!

Imagine if Baby Daisy flipped me the bird!

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8Wendy Koopa

Her personality in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 sucked dick! That included the faces she made. I think Amy Rose does those things, too.

Uh, this should be #1! When I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii in her fortress, I couldn't stand getting smashed by the metal blocks! For Wendy Ass Koopa!

Why would she steal America instead of Canada?! She should've been minor in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, which is around the most overrated DIC cartoon getting a 7.3!

Have nightmare from cartoon :'(

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9Vivian

HEY! What is this doing on the list?! It's not her fault she gives you a sob story it's her sisters' fault! Get this off the list right now and replace it with Beldam and Marilyn!

Should definitely be off this list! I am sick of those Peach Toadstool fans that go, "Ooh, Peach should trade places with Vivian or Dixie Kong or be off this list! " Duh! There is no excuse for Vivian to be on this list! Vivian is and will be forever better than the weak tyke Peach Toadstool.

You want to punch her! She gives you a sob story! Everyone believes her. A lot of people are going to hate me but I do like Rosalina and Toadette.

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10Dixie Kong

She's annoying and a filler! She's fills in for people! Funky Kong is way better and vivian is one of the best characters!

How could Dixie be lower than Princess Daisy? Dixie may be an extremely desired character who gives us an urge to see her in many games, but her hair color/length sucks despite its good use for her rivalries with Tails (from Sonic) & Conker the Squirrel.

Why was she in DKC: Tropical Freeze?

She should be criticized for her full-blonde hair & being more praised than Rosalina & Daisy on a "top 10 best females list".

HEY! What is this doing on the list?! She is sporty and a handy teammate in Mario Super Sluggers like Funky Kong. Get this off the list right now and replace it with Pink Gold Peach!

Dixie Kong doesn't deserve to get her face punched, at least on canon. This list was stupid from the start.

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The Contenders

11Shadow Queen Peach

She's evil and hard to defeat and of course you want to punch her! I do like her though!

The part where you can't attack her makes me want to kill her with fire! Especially since that part goes on for very long despite how pointless, stupid, and annoying it is.

Princess Daisy could've been in any Mario series since her debut.

Why wasn't Daisy in any Paper Mario game?

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12Beldam

She's not too ugly, but she is not fat like the other Shadow Sirens (& Vivian is a hermaphrodite who will return in Your Favorite Martian Land 2).

Will people stop going by the Japanese version? Vivian is a girl in the English versions so go by that, dicks!

Both the Japanese & English versions of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door suck like Vivian.

Beldam isn't too much to hate, but I barely like her personality.

& Vivian is her brother.

Great villain but she is a jerk! - HeavyDonkeyKong

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13Pico

Princess Pico, Pico E. Gadd, Fancy Pants, whatever. This character didn't even exist and some moron makes up this character and blames Rosalina for no good reason.

Death to Rosalina haters. Over and out.

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14Pink Gold Peach

How can Pink Gold Peach, Beldam, and Wendy be lower than Vivian and Dixie Kong? First, Wendy ruined the T.V. series. Second, Beldam is a great villain, but still a jerk. Third, Pink Gold Peach, Metal Mario, and the 5 babies being playable in Mario Kart 8 drove me crazy I sent like 5 or more hate letters to Nintendo! I was hoping they would add someone great like King Boo, King Bob-Omb, Honey Queen, Dry Bones, Kamek, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Nabbit, or Diddy Kong, but NO, they gave us Pink Gold Peach, Metal Mario, and 5 babies! Pink Gold Peach was just an exploitive Peach recolor that hasn't been referenced anywhere. PLEASE, PINK GOLD PEACH, WENDY, AND BELDAM DESERVE THE HIGHEST RANKING, NOT VIVIAN, PEACH, DIXIE KONG, BIRDO, OR EVEN DAISY!

Why was therePink Gold Peach instead of a new version of Daisy?

Princess Peach's reception was mostly positive. ):(

Princess Daisy's reception was mostly mixed. :l

Even Rosalina's reception was mostly positive. :D

Takes away classic characters like honey queen, nabbit, kamek, vivian, diddy kong, dixie kong, dry bones, and king boo to add this alternative form of a character that hasn't been referenced anywhere. Pink Gold Peach deserves the top spot, not dixie kong, peach, baby peach, vivian, or even daisy!

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15Mona

Mona is tall (around 6 feet tall) & looks like she has too much estrogen if her figure was a large pear figure.

Mona is a little too thin.

Mona needs an Italian accent.

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16Eclair

You can't see her! She tries to take Luigi from Daisy. Daisy is horrible! Daisy and Eclair are just annoying fillers for better characters like Rosalina. Good characters have to be taken away so annoying characters come in! It is awful!

I think Eclair is tall (like, around 6 feet tall), has the same facial appearance as Princess Daisy, wears a 2-piece schoolgirl uniform, a gigantic pear figure & has very long brown hair with some yellow highlights.

She's really lanky, & also, I decided that she would be 7'7" (2304 millimeters) & have a JassyCoco design.

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17Marilyn

She is more obese than Wario! & too tall for her age & gender! She should've been the oldest Shadow Siren! & Vivian is actually the (Youngest & Only) Brother of the Shadow Sirens!

Vivian is a hermaphrodite.

A hermaphrodite is someone with 2 genders.

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18Tiny Kong

She is bossy, lanky & has a rivalry with a female person. ):(

Also, Dixie Kong & Tiny Kong both need a brother.

19Cackletta

She probably has a pear figure.

Also, she alongside Fawful (who could be voiced by PewdiePie) might've actually kidnapped Princess Daisy & Luigi came to the rescue which pissed Peach off.

20Cosmic Spirit

She needs to wear a 2-piece schoolgirl uniform, like Rosalina herself, please. I prefer that over her blue evening gown.

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