Top Ten Best Ways for Peach to Defend Herself from Bowser

The Top Ten

1 Build a force-field around the Mushroom Kingdom

2 Find a brave knight

3 Threaten to kill him with a gun

If Peach did kill Bowser, he would just come back to life as usual.

4 Get a real army

5 Move to a different kingdom

6 Use Pepper Spray

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