Most Annoying Slogans Ever

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These will probably be familiar to you as the annoying advert slogans from your childhood. Enjoy.

The Top Ten

1 It's a pillow, it's a pet. It's a Pillow Pet!

Well this must of taken forever to think of! Oh lets see, what can our pillow pet slogan be... Well it's a pillow, and a pet... dumb. - Chazing11

Okay, we get it! - funnyuser

2 Robo Fish, Robo Fish, drop 'em in water, your fish dive down.

Basically, whoever thought of this stated the name of the item, and then described what it did. Genius. - Chazing11

3 Washing machines live longer with Calgon!
4 Just do it.

I hate people telling me what to do, so Nike is really pushing it. - Chazing11

5 Because you're worth it.

L'Oreal... Don't you tell people what they're worth 'because you're askin for a punch. - Chazing11

6 There's only an oooh in Typhoo.
7 Aaaah,Bisto.

More like euugh bisto - Chazing11

8 Maybe it's Maybelline.

It's very annoying, and of course it is Maybelline! - funnyuser

No, not maybe. It's Maybelline. - Chazing11

9 Snickers, get some nuts!

Are you implying that we're gay? - Chazing11

10 Marmite. You either love it, or hate it.

It's true though. you love or you hate it

And I hate it.

The Contenders

11 YOLO
12 You're not you when you're hungry
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1. It's a pillow, it's a pet. It's a Pillow Pet!
2. Robo Fish, Robo Fish, drop 'em in water, your fish dive down.
3. Washing machines live longer with Calgon!
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