Top Ten Arguments That Support the Hypothesis That Bane of the Batman Trilogy Is a Wimp

Don't get me wrong, the guy sure gets some damn good dialogues, but I think he's a loony. If you don't think so, forgive me for screaming out my thoughts. He's a wimp. Er - a strong wimp.
P.S. I'm not insulting the one who acted as Bane. I'm just against Bane. Down with Bane!

The Top Ten

1 Compared to Joker, he's crap.

And some strong crap he is.

2 The way he talks is like listening to a constipated gorilla trying to wail.

Can you envision the scene? Try! Easy-cake for me.

3 He has this surgery mask covering his whole bally face which saves the kid a lot of acting.

Thank God we didn't see him act!

4 He's just strong. No other unique qualities.

5 Bane is a snob.

6 Joker exceeds him in every way.

7 Shows off like a pig.

8 Top floor : For rent. Empty as heck.

9 Bane has no style.

Look at old Joker!

10 It is widely rumoured that Bane farts while he fights.

The Contenders

11 Bane is probably secretly ticklish

12 He thinks he's a big shot.

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