Top Ten Asinine and Funny Idioms

The Top Ten

1 The Lights Are On But Nobody’s Home

2 When Pigs Fly

I hear mostly " I'll stop smoking when pigs fly". But I like to say " I'll stop breathing when pigs fly " though that I'll die when pigs will fly.

3 To Have Van Gogh’s Ear for Music

4 To Pig Out

5 Everything But the Kitchen Sink

6 To Put a Sock In It

7 To Have a Cast Iron Stomach

8 To Drink Like a Fish

9 Use Your Loaf

10 Finger Lickin’ Good

Was once translated into Spanish as "eat your fingers off"

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