Top Ten Asinine and Random Phrases of All Time

The Top Ten

1 Ah, the glory of punching a dude on the left ear and stealing his spicy chicken wings! Labrador dogs make good hot dogs.

2 Hi Oops! my Oops! name Oops! is Oops! HezarioSeth Oops! and Oops! mangos Oops! will Oops! take Oops! over Oops! the Oops! world.

3 Why does Bill Gates want me to sell my toy car to Vladmir Putin? Is he trying to make a fresh controversy involving me? Well, what I think is that crocodile blood sucks.

4 Hahaha... Sorry... I was just thinking about this joke where this guy asks a postman if he could have a letter and the postman says no, the sky is blue.

5 Boignoawiergnwoignrwo? Joeignoweinvf. Ooeifnoef... Didn't understand yet? Now where did I go wrong...

6 I hate Penakre Vizaen. He's such a snob. Don't you think so as well? I mean, he actually likes Dora the Explorer... Weirdo. Don't know who Penakre Vizaen is? Thought so. Hey, does dry hay taste good?

7 Mmmm... You know what I think? Zebra lasagna is better than mashed cheeseburgers and kerosene.

8 Ok, I'm going to tell you something very important, old bird. Listen carefully. Can I start? Here goes : "The Internet is a hoax, and goats can't smell." Now don't go around telling that to the world like a fool.

9 Scientists have tracked butterflies for over 3,000 miles. The idiots.

10 Tigers can't fly, and no one knows why.

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