Top Ten Asinine Things to Say to the U.S. President In the Oval Office

HezarioSeth
"Mr. President. Permission to fart before Your Highness." Here are other equally absurd things to say before the US President.

The Top Ten

1 "Personally, I pretty much hate you, but for the sake of patriotism and crap, I think you're just wonderful."

That's how a number of people describe whoever's leading their country these days. Including mine. - PositronWildhawk

2 "Do you mind if I , fart Mr. President? But if you desire to perform it first, begin, by all means."

Best one on this list! Great list! - funnyuser

Hehe this is impolite - Q007

3 "I'm a former killer of U.S. Presidents, not that I do it as a hobby. I've hacked your daughter's FB account twice and I'm trying to hack PositronWildhawk's TheTopTens account. I stole a KitKat from the greengrocer's last week. Well, that's all about me.

"Now how about you, old crap? " - HezarioSeth

I don't think the president will like that person, then. - funnyuser

4 "I think you're just a crazed lunatic in a pompous suit who fluked Law College. Mind if I take a seat?"
5 "Mind if I take a seat? Not that I wouldn't have done so if you denied me the privilege. Haha. Okay, I guess that wasn't funny. C'mon, don't stare at me that way. Fine, I'll behave and ask less ridiculous things from now. By the way, mind if I snort?"
6 "Hey, there, old chap! You haven't changed a bit! What the heck?! Have you started using perfume as well?!"
7 So I take it you prefer waffles to pancakes?
8 Could you make flying coconuts legal again?
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Top Remixes

1. "I think you're just a crazed lunatic in a pompous suit who fluked Law College. Mind if I take a seat?"
2. "Personally, I pretty much hate you, but for the sake of patriotism and crap, I think you're just wonderful."
3. "Do you mind if I , fart Mr. President? But if you desire to perform it first, begin, by all means."
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1. "Personally, I pretty much hate you, but for the sake of patriotism and crap, I think you're just wonderful."
2. "Do you mind if I , fart Mr. President? But if you desire to perform it first, begin, by all means."
3. "I'm a former killer of U.S. Presidents, not that I do it as a hobby. I've hacked your daughter's FB account twice and I'm trying to hack PositronWildhawk's TheTopTens account. I stole a KitKat from the greengrocer's last week. Well, that's all about me.
HezarioSeth
1. "I'm a former killer of U.S. Presidents, not that I do it as a hobby. I've hacked your daughter's FB account twice and I'm trying to hack PositronWildhawk's TheTopTens account. I stole a KitKat from the greengrocer's last week. Well, that's all about me.
2. "I think you're just a crazed lunatic in a pompous suit who fluked Law College. Mind if I take a seat?"
3. "Mind if I take a seat? Not that I wouldn't have done so if you denied me the privilege. Haha. Okay, I guess that wasn't funny. C'mon, don't stare at me that way. Fine, I'll behave and ask less ridiculous things from now. By the way, mind if I snort?"
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