Top Ten Asinine Things to Say to the U.S. President In the Oval OfficeHezarioSeth "Mr. President. Permission to fart before Your Highness." Here are other equally absurd things to say before the US President.
The Top Ten
That's how a number of people describe whoever's leading their country these days. Including mine. - PositronWildhawk
Best one on this list! Great list! - funnyuser
Hehe this is impolite - Q007
"Now how about you, old crap? " - HezarioSeth
I don't think the president will like that person, then. - funnyuser
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2. "Personally, I pretty much hate you, but for the sake of patriotism and crap, I think you're just wonderful."
3. "Do you mind if I , fart Mr. President? But if you desire to perform it first, begin, by all means."
2. "Do you mind if I , fart Mr. President? But if you desire to perform it first, begin, by all means."
3. "I'm a former killer of U.S. Presidents, not that I do it as a hobby. I've hacked your daughter's FB account twice and I'm trying to hack PositronWildhawk's TheTopTens account. I stole a KitKat from the greengrocer's last week. Well, that's all about me.
2. "I think you're just a crazed lunatic in a pompous suit who fluked Law College. Mind if I take a seat?"
3. "Mind if I take a seat? Not that I wouldn't have done so if you denied me the privilege. Haha. Okay, I guess that wasn't funny. C'mon, don't stare at me that way. Fine, I'll behave and ask less ridiculous things from now. By the way, mind if I snort?"