Top Ten Asinine Things to Tell a Complete Stranger In an Airplane

The Top Ten

1 You crappy sucker!

2 Why are you gonna bomb this plane?!

3 CAN I PLEASE HOLLER AT YOU?! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, Mr. BAD-BREATH!

4 Tell me honestly, how many months since you brushed those yellow sticks in your mouth?

Woah dude that's rude laugh out loud!

5 Donkey! Yeah, donkey! You, with the weird nose! Donkey!

6 Can you include me in your will if we both die on this trip?

7 Will you let me have the butter and bun of your lunch? TELL ME!!!

8 Have you ever danced in a room with crocodiles and pink skunks?

9 What do you want to become when you die?

10 I'd definitely vote for you if your name is on a Top Ten People Who Look Like Lunatics list.

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