Top Ten Asinine Things That We're All Slightly Tempted to Do at Disneyland

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The Top Ten

1 Kick a guy in a Mickey Mouse suit in the nuts

Just like how Boyle did to Santa in Brooklyn Nine-nine. Just drop the staring kids a casual "Merry Christmas! ", or whatever's relevant. - PositronWildhawk

Apparently, Justin Bieber did that.

This reminds me of the video where some kid kicked Chuck E Cheese in the nuts. - Minecraftcrazy530

2 Hide in a rollercoaster carriage and jump-scare people at the top of the track
3 Prove to the kids that the characters aren't real by ripping the costumes off and making them watch

Now that you mention it... - keycha1n

4 Open a Disney themed strip club by every hotel

Want some Ariel legs? No, how about Pocahontas shake? Well then it looks like it's time to bring in the Seven Dwarves. - SuperHyperdude

Because this makes it an experience for all ages, some might argue. - PositronWildhawk

Ariel outfit should have a strip sock, lady gaga famous triangle eye accesorry, magenta seashell bra and green panty with Eric in naked - Princesssmooth

I don't think it will. - Princesssmooth

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5 Dress as an obscure Star Wars character and tell lost children that you were found in Area 51 and need help to get home
6 Ask random parents whether they've seen the Goofy who ran off with your kids
7 Go up to people dressed as the seven dwarfs, and shout them rude names
8 Tell children how their favourite stories really ended, with dark results

There was once a little mermaid. She didn't have gills. Consequently, she drowned. - PositronWildhawk

She didn't drown. She turned into foam. However, you were right on the fact that she died. - ethanmeinster

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9 Aggressively get all the crying kids to man up
10 Dress as a cop and arrest a random character for identity theft

Reminds me of that deadmau5 vs. Disney feud that happened a while back. - SuperHyperdude

The Contenders

11 Beat up an employee for closing your favorite attraction

The employees deserve it for realizing their mistakes and guilt.

12 Do the Nae Nae
13 Hit a crying baby in the face with the palm of your hand
14 Shake a crying baby
15 Hug a crying baby tightly
16 Launch 24", 36", & 48" firework shells for a spectacular firework show
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2. Hide in a rollercoaster carriage and jump-scare people at the top of the track
3. Prove to the kids that the characters aren't real by ripping the costumes off and making them watch
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