1 Kick a guy in a Mickey Mouse suit in the nuts
Just like how Boyle did to Santa in Brooklyn Nine-nine. Just drop the staring kids a casual "Merry Christmas! ", or whatever's relevant. - PositronWildhawk
Apparently, Justin Bieber did that.
This reminds me of the video where some kid kicked Chuck E Cheese in the nuts. - Minecraftcrazy530
2 Hide in a rollercoaster carriage and jump-scare people at the top of the track
3 Prove to the kids that the characters aren't real by ripping the costumes off and making them watch
Now that you mention it... - keycha1n
4 Open a Disney themed strip club by every hotel
Because this makes it an experience for all ages, some might argue. - PositronWildhawk
One of my criminal crew mates would love to go there. - Delgia2k
Make it cold, so the Frozen fans come... - SubliminalMessages
Only in Vegas this is allowed
5 Dress as an obscure Star Wars character and tell lost children that you were found in Area 51 and need help to get home
6 Ask random parents whether they've seen the Goofy who ran off with your kids
7 Go up to people dressed as the seven dwarfs, and shout them rude names
"Oi! Bollocks! Fatty! Pervy! "
"Buddy, I'm not happy with you."
"Which one are you, then? " - PositronWildhawk
8 Tell children how their favourite stories really ended, with dark results
Hera turned Hercules mental, then he killed Megara due to insanity
There was once a little mermaid. She didn't have gills. Consequently, she drowned. - PositronWildhawk
She didn't drown. She turned into foam. However, you were right on the fact that she died. - ethanmeinster
Peter Pan died and lures kids to their deaths. - keycha1n
Pocahontas was a sex slave in reality... - SubliminalMessages
9 Aggressively get all the crying kids to man up
10 Dress as a cop and arrest a random character for identity theft
11 Beat up an employee for closing your favorite attraction
The employees deserve it for realizing their mistakes and guilt.
12 Do the Nae Nae
13 Hit a crying baby in the face with the palm of your hand
Then the parents will beat you up
14 Shake a crying baby
15 Hug a crying baby tightly
16 Launch 24", 36", & 48" firework shells for a spectacular firework show
17 Dub the music so that it's all Hamilton and other good stuff
18 Escape from the baby rides that you're forced on by your parents
I don't want to ride It's a Small World! Screw this, I'm out of here!
19 Reenact cs188's "Gaston Gets Pleasured to the Sound of his Own Voice"
This would be SO much fun to do!
20 Flash yourself on the rides
People actually did this on Splash Mountain before...
21 Broadcast Disney YTPs on all the in-room TVs at the hotels
23 Buy an Annabelle doll and install it on It’s a Small World
24 Pee on the gardens/flowers
25 Make fake vomit and pour it on all the thrill rides
26 Switch the numbers on every price board so the prices will appear cheaper
27 Eat the gingerbread displays
You can only do this during the holidays
28 Steal a kid’s baby bottle, drink it, and give the empty bottle to the Gibson a Girl Ice Cream Parlor/Carnation Cafe to use as vintage milk bottle displays
29 Hang a real dead body in the Haunted Mansion
30 Make a new version of "Disney's Sing Along Songs: Disneyland Fun"
31 TP the castle
They TPed the castle for the opening of the Stitch ride at Disney World.
32 Swim in the Moat and the Jungle Cruise River
33 Crash Club 33
34 Climb the Matterhorn and Yell "I Am the Ruler of Disneyland!!!!"
35 Steal Everything to Protest How Overpriced the Merchandise Is
36 Randomly Ask Crazy Disney-Obsessed Adults "Why Don't You Go to Vegas Instead? It's Only 4 HRS Away."
37 Get on a parade float and do random things on it
38 Food Challenge/competitive eating contests featuring the largest sundaes served at the park
39 Pretend to breastfeed a stuffed animal
40 Pretend that your dog is a service dog so he or she can enter the parks
41 Ride the horses that pull the trolleys (horseback riding)
42 Tape a fake coin slot and a piece of paper saying “50 cents” to every single ride vehicle so so little kids think they are coin operated rides
43 Try to use Vegas’ “Buffet of Buffets” pass at every single buffet throughout the resort
44 Blast Frank Sinatra’s “Luck Be a Lady” and other songs from the Bellagio Fountains’ playlist from the speakers during the World of Color show
45 Do the Gangnam style