1 Kick a guy in a Mickey Mouse suit in the nuts
Just like how Boyle did to Santa in Brooklyn Nine-nine. Just drop the staring kids a casual "Merry Christmas! ", or whatever's relevant.
This reminds me of the video where some kid kicked Chuck E Cheese in the nuts.
Apparently, Justin Bieber did that.
2 Hide in a rollercoaster carriage and jump-scare people at the top of the track
3 Prove to the kids that the characters aren't real by ripping the costumes off and making them watch
Now that you mention it...
4 Open a Disney themed strip club by every hotel
Ariel outfit should have a strip sock, lady gaga famous triangle eye accesorry, magenta seashell bra and green panty with Eric in naked
Because this makes it an experience for all ages, some might argue.
Gr... The stripper that dresses as Ariel kicked me in the balls and now I got aids
One of my criminal crew mates would love to go there.
5 Dress as an obscure Star Wars character and tell lost children that you were found in Area 51 and need help to get home
6 Ask random parents whether they've seen the Goofy who ran off with your kids
7 Go up to people dressed as the seven dwarfs, and shout them rude names
8 Tell children how their favourite stories really ended, with dark results
There was once a little mermaid. She didn't have gills. Consequently, she drowned.
Peter Pan died and lures kids to their deaths.
Hera turned Hercules mental, then he killed Megara due to insanity
Pocahontas was a sex slave in reality...
9 Aggressively get all the crying kids to man up
10 Dress as a cop and arrest a random character for identity theft
The Contenders
11 Beat up an employee for closing your favorite attraction
The employees deserve it for realizing their mistakes and guilt.
12 Do the Nae Nae
13 Hit a crying baby in the face with the palm of your hand
14 Shake a crying baby
15 Hug a crying baby tightly
16 Launch 24", 36", & 48" firework shells for a spectacular firework show
17 Dub the music so that it's all Hamilton and other good stuff
18 Escape from the baby rides that you're forced on by your parents
I don't want to ride It's a Small World! Screw this, I'm out of here!
19 Reenact cs188's "Gaston Gets Pleasured to the Sound of his Own Voice"
This would be SO much fun to do!
20 Flash yourself on the rides
People actually did this on Splash Mountain before...
21 Broadcast Disney YTPs on all the in-room TVs at the hotels
22 Streak
23 Buy an Annabelle doll and install it on It’s a Small World
24 Pee on the gardens/flowers
25 Make fake vomit and pour it on all the thrill rides