Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called Fat

Cazaam
So imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies? " What would your comeback be?

The Top Ten

1 I'm not fat, I just swell up because I'm allergic to idiots like you

Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.

Thanks to the person who came up with this

Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!

Yo Dat is true

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2 I could easily say the same thing to your mother

I think u need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight u

No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong. - AnnieCallie

Heh, hilarious!

Oh snaaappp

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3 I may be a bit overweight but you're ugly, and I can diet

Love this list laugh out loud! - moonwolf

4 At least I don't break a mirror when I look into it

This is just got to sting!

5 Be more original, idiot

It worked!

6 You better get your eyes tested because I ain't fat

This whole list is funny! - funnyuser

Haha

7 Bigger the better mate

Lol

8 I know, my weight is the equivalent to my IQ

What if your weight is over 200? - TwilightKitsune

Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.

This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100

9 I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat

Nice I can totally use that one

Thanks the bullets gone now

10 Thank you for noticing

I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D - Britgirl

...Never pictured Britgirl saying this - QuarterGuysApprentice

I go for britgirl laugh out loud - 808swag

The Newcomers

? Why do you care about my size?

The Contenders

11 Because every time I bang your mom she gives me a cookie

Oh my gosh this will be my comment from now on

Love it can't wait to use it

This is the best! - Fireboy

12 Fat is Ordinary. Stupid is permanent

Funny

13 I know my d*** is
14 I'm not fat, my abs are just anti social
15 At least I can afford food unlike you.
16 I may be fat but at least I am not stuck with a mother like yours

If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox. - PositronWildhawk

17 I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

This is something I would say if this happened! - Wolftail

I love this. - AnnieCallie

18 I'm not fat I'm American

This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny. - RedTheGremlin

19 I Know You Are But What Am I?

They could say "pumpkin pie"

Dumbest comeback ever...

Tgis is stupid

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20 At least I've stored enough when famine comes

...Lol! I'm not fat but dayyum, this is funny! - TwilightKitsune

21 I am pregnant.

This is ineffective - TwilightKitsune

22 You're gonna have a bad time

Undertale?

23 You always talk about yourself

Yas

YAS

24 Hey, your rib's sticking out!
25 Hey it's chubby time!
26 Be grateful that I'm on Weight Watchers

So dumb that its funny

27 Well at least I don't break a mirror when I look in one

Mmm I'm using this 100%

28 All the better to sit on my dear
29 Well look who's talking...
30 I may be fat, but you're a retard. I'll take fat over stupid.

This is sooo true!

31 I'm not fat I'm just allergic to them shoes
32 Know the difference between fat and fun sized
33 Hey I'm not a mirror
34 Stop being so selfish
35 At least I ain't Dory the fish
36 I'm not fat I just swell with awesomeness
37 I'm just full of life
38 I’d rather be fat than be like you retard
39 I may be fat but you're ugly. I can do something about it - you can't.
40 I might be fat but at least I eat 3 meals a day

Yeah

Savage

41 Quit calling me fat or I’m going to come over there and eat you!

Lol worked so well they almost ran

42 I'm not fat I'm cool
43 I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!
44 My middle finger gets a boner when I look at you
45 Wow, you just noticed!? Your weigh must be like your iq

I regret this

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1. I'm not fat, I just swell up because I'm allergic to idiots like you
2. I could easily say the same thing to your mother
3. I may be a bit overweight but you're ugly, and I can diet
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