Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called FatCazaam So imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies? " What would your comeback be?
The Top Ten
Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
Yo Dat is true
This is good for averything - Shreebalaji
This is a good oneV 14 Comments
But what if that somebody who called you fat was very ghetto and what if they were black
No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong.
I think u need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight u
Heh, hilarious!V 2 Comments
Love this list laugh out loud! - moonwolf
Yo this works
This is just got to sting!
This whole list is funny! - funnyuser
Over 9,000! - BreakFastBeast2005
What if your weight is over 200? - TwilightKitsune
Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.
This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100
Nice I can totally use that one
Thanks the bullets gone now
I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D - Britgirl
...Never pictured Britgirl saying this - QuarterGuysApprentice
I go for britgirl laugh out loud - 808swag
Naw say there sister what if there mom is really old
Oh my gosh this will be my comment from now on
This is the best! - Fireboy
Love it can't wait to use it
Nice one this is great
This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny. - RedTheGremlin
A stupid comeback that babies use!
They could say "pumpkin pie"
Dumbest comeback ever...
Tgis is stupidV 1 Comment
If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox. - PositronWildhawk
I love this.
This is something I would say if this happened! - Wolftail
Sans:You're gonna have a bad time
...Lol! I'm not fat but dayyum, this is funny! - TwilightKitsune
This is ineffective - TwilightKitsune
Mmm I'm using this 100%
No insulting someones shoes is dumb stop it
Love it! - RoseWeasley
Lol worked so well they almost ran
So dumb that its funny
This is sooo true!
I regret this
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5 years, 66 days old
2. I could easily say the same thing to your mother
3. I may be a bit overweight but you're ugly, and I can diet