Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called FatSo imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies?" What would your comeback be?
Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!
Mate, great comeback! I'm gonna use this one next time someone calls me fat.
That is like the best comeback I have ever seen in my whole life!
No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong.
I think you need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight you
But what if that somebody who called you fat was very ghetto and what if they were black
Love this list laugh out loud!
The best comeback would be to lose weight. If a person is looking for verbal comebacks it's a dead giveaway they're lazy.
This is just got to sting!
Mmm I'm using this 100%
Yo this works
Yeah that could lead to fights!
This is the best!
This whole list is funny!
Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.
What if your weight is over 200?
This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100
Say this to someone please!
Nice one this is great
This is something I would say if this happened!
...Never pictured Britgirl saying this
I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D
A stupid comeback that babies use!
What you would say in school.
Dumbest comeback ever...
This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny.
If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox.
This is ineffective