Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called FatSo imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies? " What would your comeback be?
The Top Ten
Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
Thanks to the person who came up with this
Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!
Man this list makes me fell a lot better about being fat.
But what if that somebody who called you fat was very ghetto and what if they were black
I think u need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight u
No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong.
Love this list laugh out loud! - moonwolf
This is just got to sting!
Yo this works
This whole list is funny! - funnyuser
What if your weight is over 200? - TwilightKitsune
Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.
This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100
Over 9,000! - BreakFastBeast2005
Nice I can totally use that one
Thanks the bullets gone now
Naw say there sister what if there mom is really old
Oh my gosh this will be my comment from now on
This is the best! - Fireboy
Love it can't wait to use it
I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D - Britgirl
...Never pictured Britgirl saying this - QuarterGuysApprentice
I go for britgirl laugh out loud - 808swag
Say this to someone please!
Nice one this is great
They could say "pumpkin pie"
A stupid comeback that babies use!
What you would say in school.
Dumbest comeback ever...
Sans:You're gonna have a bad time
This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny. - RedTheGremlin
If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox. - PositronWildhawk
This is something I would say if this happened! - Wolftail
I love this.
...Lol! I'm not fat but dayyum, this is funny! - TwilightKitsune
This is ineffective - TwilightKitsune
Mmm I'm using this 100%
No insulting someones shoes is dumb stop it
Love it! - RoseWeasley
Lol worked so well they almost ran
So dumb that its funny
This is sooo true!
Be Eric Cartman
I regret this