Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called Fat

Cazaam
So imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies? " What would your comeback be?

The Top Ten

1 I'm not fat, I just swell up because I'm allergic to idiots like you

Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.

Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!

Man this list makes me fell a lot better about being fat.

Diego works

V 10 Comments
2 I could easily say the same thing to your mother

I think u need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight u

Heh, hilarious!

Yas

Oh snaaappp

3 I may be a bit overweight but you're ugly, and I can diet

Love this list laugh out loud! - moonwolf

4 At least I don't break a mirror when I look into it
5 Be more original, idiot

It worked!

6 You better get your eyes tested because I ain't fat

This whole list is funny! - funnyuser

7 Bigger the better mate

Lol

8 I know, my weight is the equivalent to my IQ

What if your weight is over 200? - TwilightKitsune

Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.

This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100

9 I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat

Nice I can totally use that one

Thanks the bullets gone now

10 Thank you for noticing

I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D - Britgirl

...Never pictured Britgirl saying this - QuarterGuysApprentice

I go for britgirl laugh out loud - 808swag

The Contenders

11 Because every time I bang your mom she gives me a cookie

Oh my gosh this will be my comment from now on

This is the best! - Fireboy

12 Fat is Ordinary. Stupid is permanent

Funny

13 I'm not fat, my abs are just anti social
14 I may be fat but at least I am not stuck with a mother like yours

If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox. - PositronWildhawk

15 I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

This is something I would say if this happened! - Wolftail

16 At least I've stored enough when famine comes

...Lol! I'm not fat but dayyum, this is funny! - TwilightKitsune

17 I am pregnant. V 1 Comment
18 I know my d*** is
19 I Know You Are But What Am I? V 4 Comments
20 You're gonna have a bad time
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1. I'm not fat, I just swell up because I'm allergic to idiots like you
2. I could easily say the same thing to your mother
3. I may be a bit overweight but you're ugly, and I can diet
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