Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called Fat

So imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies?" What would your comeback be?
The Top Ten
1 I'm not fat, I just swell up because I'm allergic to idiots like you

Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.

Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!

Mate, great comeback! I'm gonna use this one next time someone calls me fat.

That is like the best comeback I have ever seen in my whole life!

2 I could easily say the same thing to your mother

No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong.

I think you need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight you

But what if that somebody who called you fat was very ghetto and what if they were black

3 I may be a bit fat but you're ugly, and I can diet

Love this list laugh out loud!

4 Be more original, idiot

The best comeback would be to lose weight. If a person is looking for verbal comebacks it's a dead giveaway they're lazy.

5 At least I don't break a mirror when I look into it

This is just got to sting!

Mmm I'm using this 100%

Yo this works

6 Because every time I bang your mom she gives me a cookie

Yeah that could lead to fights!

This is the best!

7 Fat is ordinary. Stupid is permanent
8 You better get your eyes tested because I ain't fat

This whole list is funny!

9 Bigger the better mate
10 I know, my weight is the equivalent to my IQ

Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.

What if your weight is over 200?

This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100

The Newcomers

? It's a thyroid problem!
The Contenders
11 At least I can afford food unlike you

Say this to someone please!

Nice one this is great

12 I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

This is something I would say if this happened!

13 I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat
14 Quit calling me fat or I’m going to come over there and eat you!
15 Thank you for noticing

...Never pictured Britgirl saying this

I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D

16 All the better to sit on my dear
17 I know my d*** is
18 Why do you care about my size?
19 I know you are, but what am I?

A stupid comeback that babies use!

What you would say in school.

Dumbest comeback ever...

20 You're gonna have a bad time
21 I'm not fat, my abs are just anti social
22 I'm not fat, I'm American

This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny.

23 I may be fat but at least I am not stuck with a mother like yours

If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox.

24 I am pregnant

This is ineffective

25 Hey it's chubby time!
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