Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called FatCazaam So imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies? " What would your comeback be?
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Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!
Man this list makes me fell a lot better about being fat.
That is like the best comeback I have ever seen in my whole life!V 9 Comments
I think u need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight u
Love this list laugh out loud! - moonwolf
This whole list is funny! - funnyuser
What if your weight is over 200? - TwilightKitsune
Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.
This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100
Nice I can totally use that one
Thanks the bullets gone now
I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D - Britgirl
...Never pictured Britgirl saying this - QuarterGuysApprentice
I go for britgirl laugh out loud - 808swag
Oh my gosh this will be my comment from now on
This is the best! - Fireboy
If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox. - PositronWildhawk
This is something I would say if this happened! - Wolftail
...Lol! I'm not fat but dayyum, this is funny! - TwilightKitsune
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2. I could easily say the same thing to your mother
3. I may be a bit overweight but you're ugly, and I can diet