Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called FatSo imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies?" What would your comeback be?
The Top Ten
Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!
I think it's great comeback and people do call me fat so I can say this to them thanks xoxo
That is like the best comeback I have ever seen in my whole life!
I think you need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight you
But what if that somebody who called you fat was very ghetto and what if they were black
No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong.
Love this list laugh out loud!
This is just got to sting!
Mmm I'm using this 100%
Yo this works
Naw say their sister what if their mom is really old
Oh my gosh this will be my comment from now on
Yeah that could lead to fights!
Love it can't wait to use it
This whole list is funny!
Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.
What if your weight is over 200?
This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100
Say this to someone please!
Nice one this is great
This is something I would say if this happened!
Nice I can totally use that one
Thanks the bullets gone now
Lol worked so well they almost ran
I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D
...Never pictured Britgirl saying this
I go for britgirl laugh out loud
A stupid comeback that babies use!
They could say "pumpkin pie"
What you would say in school.
Dumbest comeback ever...
Sans:You're gonna have a bad time
This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny.
If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox.
...Lol! I'm not fat but dayyum, this is funny!
This is ineffective