Top 10 Comebacks to Being Called Gay
Some idiot calls you gay and that you suck because of it, what is the best comeback?The Top Ten
1 Yes, I am gay Mr. Homophobe
This is one way to shut them up, leaves them nowhere to go
2 At least I have a boyfriend/girlfriend unlike you
3 If you don't like it, go to Iran
It's illegal to be homosexual in Iran. If caught, you're dead.
4 And?
5 The only thing that goes erect near you is my middle finger
6 Where's your self esteem? Look for it!
7 I know, don't need to tell what's already known.
8 Originality is lacking in your "insult"
9 Thanks! I'll take it as a compliment!
10 You're calling me gay? Gay means happy! I am happy!
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11 You think I'm gay?! I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on!
12 Yeah, I wish I was gay. Being Gay is cool.
It's better than cool it's awesome!
13 Your man/woman didn't seem to mind last night. *wink*
14 Gay has lost any and all meaning. Your argument is invalid.
15 You wish
16 Are you interested?
17 Are you coming on to me?
18 Yes, I'm gay. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
19 If I'm gay then what does that make you?
20 What was your first clue Sherlock?
21 I'm not that way, but even if I was I still wouldn't be interested in you
22 Look, if you like me, just admit it.
23 Don't be mad that I'm gay. Be mad that I stole your BF/GF! Oh, wait, sorry. I can't because you never had a BF/GF!
24 No I'm not actually
25 That's exactly what your dad said last night
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