Top Ten Daft Questions that Google Has Been Asked

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These questions are all genuine (as far as I know) maybe I'm just really really gullible...But if you know of any more strange, funny or inane questions or you think would make a good question to ask google, feel free to add. Let's all have a laugh :)

The Top Ten

1 If I eat myself, I will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

"If you start eating yourself, you would have to cut some parts of yourself. For example, if you cut your leg, and ate it, then, after 1-2 hours you would die from bleeding. So, you can't eat yourself, therefore the question is not logical."- Yahoo - Cartoonfan202

Good question. Neither.

2 When I die, will I still be able to watch Anime?

No.

3 If Batman's parents are both dead, how come he was born?
4 Do French people love their children?
5 Is there gravity in India?

I have to go with this one because...i just...why...why wouldn't there be? Is India special in some way as to why they WOULDN'T have...i just don't understand the logic behind this one - taishisohma

6 Is it okay to eat dessert before my main meal?
7 Why won't my wife sunbathe naked?
8 I only have a small ass. Is it still okay to twerk?
9 Why can't I fly?

Cause you don't believe you can touch the sky.

10 What are my chances of catching AIDS if a person with AIDS farts next to me?

76.9 percent according to my studies.

The Contenders

11 Is it bad that I love fat people?
12 Is an egg a fruit or vegetable?
13 I made Jesus shaped pancakes and I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
14 What's that song that goes 'unz unz unz unz'?
15 How do I unbake a cake?

By going back in time.

16 When should I fart in front of my boyfriend?
17 Is it closer to New York or by bus?
18 What colleges offer advanced degrees in poultry politics and bovine transgenderism?

The University of Social Justice Meat - Cartoonfan202

19 How long does it take to drive to Mars?

Infinity seconds.

20 Where does God live?
21 Are cats a type of dog?
22 Are all Japanese people ninjas?
23 I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out. Is it stuck?
24 Is the internet working?
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