Top 10 Family Guy Quotes to Say More Often in Your Everyday Life

The Top Ten

1 ''I've got an idea. An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about'' - Peter Griffin

2 ''Well, we can't keep it my room, cause there is an evil monkey living in my closet'' - Chris Griffin

3 ''Excuse me. I brought this laptop yesterday here yesterday, but when I got home I noticed the apple already had a bite taken out of it!'' - Mayor Adam West

4 ''Look how gayly we run!'' - Stewie Griffin

5 ''Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!'' - Peter Griffin

6 ''Damn you I will not be ignored! Get back in here and love me!'' - Stewie Griffin

7 ''Okay, but first I need to go to the bathroom.... Okay let's go'' - Joe Swanson

8 ''Oh, that's nasty'' - Cleveland Brown

9 ''What the deuce?'' - Stewie Griffin

To stop all of the cursing. Also, we should call people we don't like deuceholes. To get rid of curse words that are used to call people names.

10 "Come on, let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore" - Peter Griffin

The Contenders

11 "Oh my god who the hell cares" - Peter Griffin

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