Top 10 Worst Family Guy Episodes of All-Time

The Top Ten
1 Seahorse Seashell Party

While this wasn't the episode that made me quit watching this show, it was one of the signs to my grown man mind that it was really going downhill. The episode has Stewie's character at his absolute worst, being oblivious to what's going on with Brian to the point where you really have to question whether he actually cares about his own friend. It's not fun or funny to watch Brian have a racket, which is a really stupid thing to do, by the way. While his problem doesn't look so bad at first, he involves into his seizure that's not even pleasant to look at. The scene where Stewie had transformed into a monster. There's a reason that this is considered one of the worst episodes of the show, if not the worst: It's absolute crap.

In my opinion, this is the worst episode of the series. It was a part of a ratings trap that failed miserably alongside the "Seth McFarlene Mentality of Atheist are Losers" logic episode of Cleveland Show and an entire episode of nothing with American Dad. Okay, the best part was that Meg finally stood up for herself and verbally deconstructed her abusers in Peter, Chris and Lois. It was self-satisfying and worth seeing it finally happen after Dial Meg for Murder. But then, the Status Quo is God bullcrap kicks in, when Meg and Brian talk. I literally lost faith in Family Guy after she says she should be the lightening rod to absorb their negativity for them to stay together. No, No, No. That is horrible. So this episode is suggesting for the viewers to stay in an abusive relationship for the benefit of the abusers? No, if you are in an abusive relationship, the best thing to do is to tell someone, and get out of it. The abusers do not deserve any benefit or to be happy. And I know ...more

For starters, FOX advertised this episode saying that all of MacFarlane's shows (which are all pretty much the same thing) were gonna be in one, unfortunately its only for a quick gag that wasn't even that funny.

Then you get the Griffin family telling Meg off more than usual, also Brian has shrooms, we get some visuals which is where 90% of the show's budget went to given that there is little to no movement on anything that wasn't the bad trip. So anyways, after being up to some visuals, here comes the ballbuster. Meg does quite possibly the most bad assed thing she has ever done in this show, she exposes everyone in the Family for the idiots they are, kinda like what Quagmire did to Brian. But then the moral, tells Meg to be the "lightning rod" of the family again. Which made me stop watching Family Guy ever since. People say "Life of Brian" was bad, but I call bull on that, it was obviously a publicity and ratings stunt. This episode shows precisely what's wrong with the ...more

The main plot had a message that the abused victim (Meg Griffin) should stay in a abusive relationship for the abusers benefit (Mainly Peter Griffin). It's great that Meg stands up for herself against her family. I just with that Meg Griffin actually moves out after she criticizes her family and sees them self-destructed.

I like the subplot with Brian taking mushrooms and goes on a hallucination trip and cuts off his ear in the process. I admit that moment freaked me out. I wish this was the main plot. The name sounds like a theme party for Stoners and Brian Griffin is hosting it.

2 Life of Brian

I feel like this episode is a literal embodiment of a ratings trap. Now, there are various touching episodes of adult cartoons that have yet to be talked about, such as Kenny Dies from South Park (despite the ending, which came across as a tad mean-spirited), Round Springfield and Mother Simpson from The Simpsons, hell, even some animated films make me shed a tear every once in a while (some examples being Grave of The Fireflies, Up, The Iron Giant, The Fox and the Hound and many others). However, this episode, which comes from an adult animated series that overstayed its welcome, tries way too hard to be depressing and tear-jerking, but it's ruined thanks to the various cutaway gags and Brian's overly-detailed, gory death scene. Don't forget some racist jokes in the opening. This episode literally made people feel aware of Family Guy's ongoing decline and it has stayed this way ever since. Oh, did I mention that they brought Brian back after a few episodes?

While Family Guy began to lose it's charm around Season 8 (when Cleveland left), I felt like this episode was truly the moment where Family Guy hit rock bottom and is no longer a solid, fun comedy to enjoy, but instead a sad miserable shell of its former self. While I don't think this episode is as bad as Herpe the Love Sore or Brian's a Bad Father (the worst in the series), there's no denying this is one of the worst episodes of the entire series, and was truly the moment Family Guy hit rock bottom. Watching this episode made me realize how little Seth MacFarlene and the rest of the writing team cared for the show anymore. Even the Simpsons, as much as they've declined since Season 10, give the writers credit at least they still care for the show and want it to stay relevant.

This episode is insulting: they take a character nobody likes kill him in the most brutal way possible to ignite sympathy for the unlike able character, replace him with someone who is functionally the same in every way possible, bring him back a few episodes later in the most insulting way possible, give him a license to do whatever he wants, and assume people won't care because he died. Brian May be back, but he is still dead to me.

The scene where Brian gets ran over the car has got to be the most violent display on the show that I have ever seen. and that's including three episodes. The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair, where Stewie creates an evil and violent clone of himself, Brian Griffin's House of Payne, where stewie spends the entire episode with his head cracked open, and Screams of Silence of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q, where a woman is viciously abused by a man for the whole episode!

3 Herpe the Love Sore

This... may be one of the most disgusting episodes of the show, period. And considering Season 12 being considered the worst season of the show, that's saying something. I remember seeing it back in 2014, when it was first aired, and I remember taking a long shower, followed by crying in my bedroom after that. Human blood and canine blood don't mix well, and the show tries to tell us the results... prepubescent herpes! Lovely! (sarcasm) Look, seriously, giving a baby an STD is nothing to laugh about. Brian tries to downplay it by calling herpes "boppo", but the damage is already done. And then we get treated to both disgusting imagery and shock humor! The subplot is also awful, as Peter and his friends get treated like dirt at the Clam only because... the people bullying them are Afghanistan War veterans. I swear, Family Guy is still going down a path that scares me and it's going to get worse from here.

At first I was happy to see Brian back on the show. It was a miracle to me.
But now after watching this episode I couldn't believe I actually liked Brian in the first place. Brian gave an infant a ruthless disease that will last for his entire life and he doesn't care about in the slightest. He's treating it like he accidentally bumped into Stewie at the store.

I really don't know about you but that really is evil. He just gave someone an STD and he doesn't care at all. How could you guys not see how screwed up that it?! Brian ruined someone's life. And this is another reason I have to hate this stupid piece of crapcharacter. Yes I know I said that I was happy that they brought Brian back, but even before his death I started knows lots of things wrong that have been wrong with him lately.

Wow. Seeing people hate Brian just because he got revenge on Stewie for beating him to a pulp and impregnating himself with his DNA makes me want to punch a hole in a wall. I mean Stewie can also kill 7 babies, but Brian's the one to be spit on? Gosh, people these days...
And as for the subplot, the Guys deserved what was coming for them.

I would add the episode's poor reception to the trivia on the episode page on the Family Guy Wikia. But due to the wiki being run by a cranky cripple, I can't.

4 Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

This episode is probably the worst episode of the show for me, as not only was it just violent and disturbing to watch, with a gross and creepy aura surrounding it, it probably has one of the worst media portrayals of domestic violence out there. At first, I kind of felt bad for Brenda, as she gets hit by her husband on a daily basis and uses sunglasses to hide her black eye, but then it's revealed that she LOVES the abuser. Seriously, this is the main reason why this portrayal is unrealistic. You don't just give in to what the abuser says and does! I just feel bad for anyone who grew up in abusive households and had to watch this episode later in their life... my father used to listen to a lot of Chris Cagle (a country singer who got arrested under accused domestic violence charges)... yikes.

Out of all the episode of Family Guy, this is by far one of the most irredeemable and most uncomfortable to watch.
The way they created this episode focusing around the abusive relationship of Brenda and Jeff is just done terribly.
The way they portrayed the relationship and how Jeff abuses Brenda in literally broad daylight, makes the episode completely unrealistic to me.
It also came off as quite insulting to victims of domestic abuse, with the way it portrayed Brenda as completely naive and blind to Jeff's abuse. This could have been done well, as it is easy for the victim to feel like nothing is wrong, due to the absuer's manipulations.
But it seemed like Brenda was naive to the point of stupidity. Completely blind to the abuse.
Plus, although Brenda could have filed a complaint to the police, so could Quagmire.
But Joe was only willing to arrest unless Brenda maid the complaint and could arrest Quagmire for threatening to kill Jeff.
That is another issue I had with the episode, the amount of hypocrisy from some of the characters.
But what tops it off for me, is the disturbing imagery, of the abuse and Jeff strangling Quagmire, to me it was so disturbing, that I could never watch the episode for ages.
I highly recommend not watching this episode

5 Fresh Heir

I may like the funny jokes, but the problem kinda sucked. What makes this episode fail is Peter marries Chris. He's pretty obnoxious, stupid, and hard to root for here, even when the episode tries to make him flanderized. While the show can do a lot of comedy with the facial expressions, there's something about this one that made them a little too creepy. The story is weak, the humor isn't that funny, and the story can be pretty padded. The supporting characters also felt really out of place. Even in what I feel is a very horrible episode, everything had way too many problems for me to forgive.

Well...I'm going to try to sum up this episode really quickly because this episode smushes in as much awkward and disgusting imagery as possible.

1. We can see Carter's broken bone piercing the skin.
2. We see his wife on a magazine with something close to varicose veins.
3. Chris gives a...uh...handjob to his grandpa.
4. Peter has a hairless twin.
5. Peter holds private parts in his hands.
6. Meg and Chris take baths together.
7. Peter kills an innocent peer of Chris's
8. Peter tries to marry Chris.

This episode is disgusting. Though "Herpe The Love Sore" is WAY more disgusting.

This episode is pretty much worse than Seahorse Seashell Party. Peter becomes a gay pedophile by marrying his own son and starring at a little boy's butt, Chris teaches his own grandfather how to masturbate, and a disturbing joke about peter having a hairless twin who eats garbage and has no actual home to live in.
And another joke involving peter holding a bunch of human testicles in his hands, because "that's definitely a knee slapper! "

It's a truly disturbing episode. The only funny part is after Brian is found to be a fraud there's the scene with the whale. I admit, I was balling in laughter. The only part. Besides that, it's just completely disturbing. Just the fact how Chris gave his grandfather a hand job
"Maybe next time I'll use my own hand", the horrid figure of Peter, the fact how Peter proposes to Chris, and just other things as well.

6 Brian's a Bad Father

I actually don't HATE this episode. Was Brian a dick? Yes. Did he have a funny moment? Yes, which was when he drove off with the entire buffet table after Dylan pretty much holds a mirror to his face. What people need to realize about this one is that Brian doesn't stay as a jerk the whole time; he feels so guilty and angry at himself that he drinks to try to cope with depression. He's clearly sorry and he's man enough to face what he did! Cut the guy a little ' slack! I mean, Peter can burn down a children's hospital, abuse his daughter, "bond" with Stewie by torturing Lois, kick Joe out of his restaurant for being handicapped, attempt to marry his son just for money, and yell the "you-know-what" word in a black neighborhood, and no one says anything to him because he's Peter Griffin. Meanwhile, Brian can't write a book, be a little bit smug, go out with women, or try to advance his writing career by collaborating with his son (even though he screws up) without being the most hated ...more

This episode is horrible Peter being a complete idiot, Brian for being a dishonest sociopath, and this episode telling people specifically 14 year olds how to cut themselves. I believe it would deserve to be higher on the list just do not watch it again. One other thing please stop putting the words of the audience in the mouths of sex offenders please

I actually thought that this episode was just one big troll. And I'm not kidding and it's only because of one line during the episode, "Family Guy, we've been on for years! ". But I personally wouldn't put it on my list because I feel like it's one of the Towlie episodes of South Park, it's just meant to piss of it's viewers.

Hey, Brian messed up in this one, but he owns up to it at the end of the day. This isn't really out of character for the guy either. It's wrong, but at least he's man enough to face it at the end of the day. Plus, Dylan kind of deserved it after his first episode.

7 Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

This... has to be one of the more preachy episodes of the show. No joke. This is the episode that almost made people quit watching the show altogether because not only is it incredibly insulting to Christians (I'm not a Christian whatsoever, but I was raised in a Baha'I Faith/Jewish community and I still stay true to my own religion), it only further flanderized Brian's characterization. The episode itself started out fine, besides Meg getting the mumps at a Star Trek convention, but once Meg becomes a born-again Christian after watching Kirk Cameron while she was sick, plus Brian revealing to everyone that he is an atheist, even though he has met Jesus before, then that's when the episode loses me. At least the subplot with Stewie was funny. I think this episode and "Family Goy" (I hate saying that) are the two worst Family Guy episodes when it comes to religion...

Family Guy just showed a perfect display of how in the beginning you can root for someone till the end they end up the villain. That was Meg when she brought religion into the family, but when Brian said he was an atheist Meg tried to to shove religion down his throat. But, Brian lied to Meg About being converted just so he can buy alcohol. That just made him look weak. Then he takes Meg to a BOOK BURNING, so Seth MacFarlane is saying that all religious people think that all books are harm to God and we want to go back to the Dark Ages. This insults religious people, atheists and all people in between this is the worst episode of the worst season of Family Guy

Meg is absolutely the worst character in Family Guy history. This episode is one of the many reasons why. She tries to shove her Christian beliefs down Brian's throat, which basically shows that she's not a good Christian. People are complaining that Brian turned her into an atheist, but she wasn't even a good Christian to begin with. Meg is absolutely the biggest problem with this episode.

Family Guy got obnoxiously preachy and wrong long before this episode.
Prick Up Your Ears was the first preachy episode I really hated and made me want to slaughter the characters.

I've given up the show before this episode came on but it sounds like the apex of how crappy Family Guy has gotten and deserves to be #1 on this list.

8 Brian Griffin's House of Payne

This was the episode that made me stop watching Family Guy. The episode is terrible even by recent Family Guy standards.

The "Plot A" of the episode is boring. Brian tries to pitch his T.V. pilot, and James Woods ruins it. None of the jokes involving this were funny. The "Plot B" of the episode is the real reason this episode reaches a new level of bad. Chris and Meg accidentally knock Stewie down a flight of stairs resulting in him cracking his head and exposing his brain, so they try to hide Stewie's injury from the rest of the family by making him wear hats and drawing eyes on his head. Peter finds out about the situation and helps Chris and Meg hide it from Lois.

This episode is chocked filled with gross out moments and characters who are at their most abhorrent. One cutaway gag shows Stewie at the park in what appears to be a coonskin cap, but then, the cap stars moving and reveals itself to be a REAL racoon. The racoon starts chewing and tugging at Stewie's brain, ...more

This is what I think is wrong with the new Family Guys especially this one. The characters seem like awful people and their all so one-dimensional. We also never see Stewie, who spends half the time getting thrown behind Lois' car and with a raccoon put on his head. Brian spends the whole time only caring about getting his show on T.V. until Lois knocks some sense into him. We see Chris and Meg be horrible people towards Stewie. I regret watching this one and I only saw it once.

This is the episode that made me give up on Family Guy. The A-Plot is tired,boring and James Woods shouldn't have been there. But the B-Plot is awful. Basically it says that infant abuse is funny and the family are all asss in this episode. Plus the crack on Stewies head made me nearly throw up. Seasons 1-4 were great stuff and seeing my former favourite show turn into this is really sad.

The plot with Brian's T.V. pilot is just infuriating and unfunny, and the plot with Meg and Chris's attempt to hide Stewie's injury is just morally abhorrent and unfunny. Not to mention you get the pleasure of looking at Stewie's cracked head the whole time. Comedy!

9 Brian and Stewie

This is an AMAZING episode. I honestly consider this the BEST episode of the series. Yet somehow the website ranks Quagmires dad as one of the best. wow America. Anyway this episode is beyond amazing and shows a new side of the writers. There were no stupid cutaways and the showed a new side to Brian. Brian is by far my most hated character on this show but this episode actually made me like him. (Until the one that came out after Quagmire's dad). The ending also really shows how much Brian and Stewy really love each other. This episode is the best of the series and I have no idea why you would put this on a list like this.

I know some people like this episode for the serious moments and doing something new. But ambition does not equal quality and by god, this episode is just boring. The jokes aren't funny, its just gross out humour, if I can even call it humour. It doesn't feel like Family Guy, especially without the cutaways. And those serious moments? Yeah, way to make a 180 and go the opposite way of the show. Especially if you know that these moments won't have any effect on the rest of the series. It isn't engaging, it isn't funny, it isn't enjoyable and its emotionally draining.

I voted this up only to comment. I swear, everybody on this list hates the episodes that had a meaning. I loved this episode. Watching Stewie and Brian locked in that room helped me understand the relationship they have. It was very well put together, but I guess simple minds wouldn't understand and would rather watch Peter fart in Meg's face for 21 minutes.

This is actually one of the best episodes because it show how much emotion they can put into the show in just one small area. There's tons of character development just in this episode and they reveal a lot about the characters.

10 Fore, Father

Why all the hate for Seth? He hasn't even written any episodes on this list. I don't think he's written any since North By North Quahog way back in Family Guys golden era. Also, it's an ADULT cartoon, if you're looking for serious intellect and day to day bull just stick to daytime dramas.

This is just a badly made episode. Now, I know that the FG team have a lot to do, bu to be honest, this is terrible. Its 5hit I'm afraid.

Even though this is an old episode I still hate it.

The Contenders
11 Quagmire's Dad

If you're going to try to portray a sensitive topic like that of transgender people your first step should be actually trying to find out what things are like from their perspective. When you don't you become as bad as a highlight reel of the status-quo bigoted jokes that EVERYONE HAS TOLD 1000 TIMES ALREADY. Ignoring the outright offensiveness of this it's just lazy. They even had Brian puke when he realized that he slept with a "man". Did they just find a laundry list of transphobic cliches and decided to use it as a checklist as they wrote it?

If you're going to be bigoted at least come up with a new way to be bigoted.

Yet another terrible episode from Season 8. Here we go again with the show lacking more and more development on Quagmire. These writers are sure are getting lazy and they keep on focusing more on the plot rather than the characters.

Part of the episode, starting with Brian meeting Brenda and they "hit the beds together", is just an excuse to torture Brian even more than the lazy ass writers did in "Jerome is the New Black", Brian has done nothing to do to deserve being hated and getting beaten up by Quagmire so it really fails at trying to be funny, what didn't even make sense is that when Quagmire was beating up Brian, no one seems to be home and all in all this just makes it the worst episode for Brian, and makes Season 8 the worst and laziest season of all.

It's one of those moments in family guy where sure I guess you could see why Seth tried to go there but it wasn't clever enough to be funny only pretty much the whole was that way.

I Can't Believe Peter is still friends with Quagmire after what he did to Brian.

12 The Juice is Loose

This list is pretty terrible. I see nothing wrong with a bunch of these, like... Probably the entire top 10. This episode, however, is terrible. There are a few good jokes, but the entire thing seems like 3 good ideas and 17 bad ideas poorly meshed together. The Conway Twitty part went on for way too long, definitely, but my least favorite jokes were the "dumb beaver" jokes. I also hated the scene where OJ randomly killed 2 people in the crowd after his terrible speech. The intro said this was a lost episode. It should've stayed lost.

The entire Conway Twitty songs ruined this episode for me. It has its funny moments like every other episode but as a die hard fan, this episode is always skipped or turned off when it's next in line.

Peter Griffin Jr., Conway Twitty, and OJ, the trifecta of terror that put this episode at the top of the worst episode list. The statement of this being a lost episode... It should have stayed lost.

A broken plot with out of nowhere twists and unfunny jokes that go on far too long, awful pacing, a slap in the face ending and a really forced plot.

13 Peter-assment

Ugh this episode... is cringe inducing. It acts like men can't be sexually assaulted but they can. Lois is even more obnoxious and unlikable in this episode. Peter tries to tell her that he doesn't want to sleep with his boss. Yet Lois makes things way worse for him. Then his boss tries to commit suicide just because Peter doesn't want to sleep with her. Which is TERRIBLE by the way. Then Peter wears a disguise and does his boss. The overall message to this episode is bad, the writing is bad and the concept is bad overall. This is one of the worst episodes of the series.

See ladies, you're not the only ones who have harmful stereotypes placed on you, apparently in this episode everyone says Peter is wrong for saying that he was sexually harassed because all men are perverts and should want sex all the time. The worst part is the fact that this stereotype is EVERYWHERE! Nearly 100% the media in the world treats it that way. So apparently all men are sex addicts and all women are asexual but chose to get married because hell if I know

The Terri Schiavo bit makes me want to die. It's 5 years too late after Terri's death, and it's dark and not funny in the slightest.

This episode makes me sick to my stomach and I cringe every time I think about it

14 Dead Dog Walking
15 Foreign Affairs

The plot was Bonnie goes to Paris because she wants to have an affair. Now let me say this. People who cheat on their spouse are scumbaggy, but Bonnie is a particularly loathsome type of scumbag. She openly tells Lois about it. She is hands down the most detestable character on the show. Dull and boring and also hates her own husband enough to cheat on him and in another episode wants to kill him. Joe should've broken it off then, but because his character is faithful to his family and his friends, he'll keep forgiving her until they both die. Joe deserves way better than Bonnie. The episode as a whole just fell flat. I can't even remember anything else about the episode. Horrible premise to an otherwise forgettable episode.

Brian and Stewie weren't in this episode because they were locked in the bank vault, which would explain what Peter and Lois were doing when Brian and Stewie were stuck in the bank vault.

Peter and Lois are so boring. Most episodes that focus on them don't have Brian and Stewie in them at all. I always have to listen to Lois' Stupid Annoying Voice.

This episode was very hard to watch. Seth MacFarlane should be embarrassed with this one. it was the worst in the entire series and foreshadowed more bad episodes to come.

16 Peter Problems

The the scene where Peter eviscerates a whale with a forklift was the worst moment in Family Guy history bar none. I can't believe that everyone is complaining about "Life of Brian," but ignoring this abomination of an episode. I'd rather watch a 24 hour marathon of "Life of Brian" than this episode once again (especially the whale scene and the scene where Peter accidentally cooks his kids). When will the Family Guy writers realize that disturbing does not automatically equal funny?

Come on I love this episode! Yea the whale scene was gross and dragged out but I'm not going to condem the whole episode for that joke. I know that I don't like every single one of family guys jokes will be funny so I don't allow myself to hate an entire episode for one part unless the entire episode truly is horrible.

What a terrible, terrible episode. I desensitized to most of Family Guy's antics but I'm never watching this show again. The guy stabs a whale with a forklift and it's a scene that plays out for such a long time. Truly disturbing.

Because nothing says comedy like animal mutilation, accidental child murder, and pianist-themed sex jokes, right (sarcasm)?

17 A Fistful of Meg

The main plot is good, but the subplot is just as lazy as the two season 8 episodes. Brian has seen Peter naked numerous of times before this episode so it definitely doesn't make sense and its lazy writing at it's most extreme. Another Brian-abused episode.

This episode was disgusting, very, VERY, violent, with a few sex jokes, and why the hell would Quagmire have a main role in this episode? It was very disturbing especially when brian goes naked.

This episode was hilarious and had no reason to be this high.

"HUNGRY, HUNGRY, more food on my pile! " Give the man who animated that cutaway a cookie. This is the only episode of the season I truly liked.

The part where Peter cuts off his own penis to prank Meg. That's just borderline mutilating your own body and disgusting for poor Meg.

18 The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

Hated it hated it hated it with every fiber of my being. I saw it once, never again. The "joke" in this episode is that Jesus is a manipulative, sex-crazed douchebag who wants to score with Lois. That's it. Now I understand that devout Christians are most likely not going to see this episode nor watch Family Guy at all for obvious reasons, but this just comes off as cringeworthy and not funny. Now, I'm not in any way perfect. I am myself a very lapsed non denominational Christian, however I am also aware of the sensitivities surrounding world faiths. In my view defaming revered icons of world religions is not funny. Where's the humor? "Oh look there's a sacred figure of a major world faith. Let's turn him/her into an ass." Were they taking a page out of Charlie Hebdo's playbook? Were they trying to be like South Park saying either it's all okay or none of it is? Is it just to push the boundaries of what they can get away with? They've already shown child murder, mass vehicular ...more

As a (currently) non-denominatonal Christian who tends to find opposition towards the more zealous crowd, I'm perfectly fine with laughing at a lot of the jokes directed towards Christianity that aren't malicious or trying to make an effort to offend or criticize. A lot of the shows early jokes toward religion were actually really funny and only seemed like it would be offensive to the most up tight individuals. In addition to that, such jokes weren't the focus of the episode. This episode however seems like a small gag that was turned into a long drawn out joke that outlived it's welcome once it started to turn Jesus into a more douchy Brian or a mix of Brian and Quagmire (manipulative sex adict). Asides from the insensitivity of the episode towards christians, it's not very memorable episode, with most of the other jokes being forgotten shortly afterwards. Again, it just seemed like one drawn out gag that outlived it's welcome.

If only Mr. Enter got to do a lot more Animated Atrocities including on Family Guy but also Admirable Animation on episodes on PhantomStrider's list of favourite Family Guy episodes according to one of his lists. - The Ultimate Daredevil

I hated this episode.

"Hey, remember Jesus from "I Dream of Jesus"? Let's make a sequel to that episode, except let's make it a 40 Year Old Virgin ripoff and turn him into a manipulative, sex-crazed virgin ass who wants to get laid in Quahog. Oh, show all of the worst parts, piss off religious people as satire, have Peter continue his pedophilia from Fresh Heir, and lets have the episode remember almost nothing about I Dream of Jesus. Good, NOW LETS MAKE TONS OF HILARIOUS JOKES ABOUT PISSING OFF THE RELIGIOUS! THAT'S TOTALLY A GOOD IDEA! "

Why is this not higher? Most of the episodes on here were at least memorable for something. This episode is just forgettable, unfunny, insulting, in your face, down your throat, tedious, offensive, cringeworthy, bland, infuriating, aggrivating, lowest common denominator garbage. - JARHEAD5000

19 Vestigial Peter

This episode is good, Chip is cute and when Peter gets angry it's hilarious.

Hey, I liked chip!

20 Married With Cancer
21 Stewie Is Enceinte

How is this not brought up with episodes like Herpe the Love Sore or Brian Griffin's House of Payne or A Fistful of Meg?

For the record, my bottom 10:

1. Seahorse Seashell Party (awful moral, boring)
2. Screams in Silence (awful moral, fails to be a PSA)
3. Herpe the Love Sore (kills Brian's originally likable character, gross)
4. Brian's a Bad Father (kills Brian's originally likable character)
5. Life of Brian (kills Brian, insulting, melodramatic)
6. Fresh Heir (gross, stupid)
7. Stewie is Enceinte (gross, stupid)
8. A Fistful of Meg (gross)
9. Not All Dogs Go To Heaven (awful moral)
10. Peter Problems (awful moral, gross)

And a few I don't mind so much: The Juice is Loose (Dust in the Wind scene was funny), Brian & Stewie (an interesting alternative to the norm), BG's HOP (the gross out just wasn't quite as bad and you knew he'd be fine, also the end was funny)

I was seriously triggered by this episode. Those offsprings of Stewie and Brian were so ugly and malformed... it almost reminded me of a certain South Park episode.

As extremely disgusting this episode is, I will say there is at least one positive thing about it, and that's where Brian himself states why anyone would wanna be a parent anyway (and I totally agree because parenting in my opinion is really, really hard).

A baby getting pregnant with human/puppy hybrids?
Congratulations Family Guy! You're the new Adult Party Cartoon!

22 The Kiss Seen Around the World
23 Better Off Meg
24 Turban Cowboy

This episode is so racist and cruel. Peter gets his butt impaled on an Eiffel Tower replica, runs over tons of people at the Boston Marathon, sets off a bomb, etc.. Did I forget to mention that this episode was so offensive and racist with it's portrayals of terrorists, Fox never reran it for a few months.

Did I forget to mention the name sounds racist like they think what a Terrorist outfit looks like?

This is one of the worst episodes in the series, and it needs to be in the top ten.

25 Brian Writes a Bestseller

Ain't too bad an episode. Sure, Brian's a dick, but his rant about walking out of the back room of a restaurant was pretty funny. I can't blame him for feeling mortified about that. A lot of times, the back of a restaurant is where people go out and beat the crap out of each other; it makes a bit of sense to me

Okay, I'll admit, Brian WAS a bit of a jerk in this episode. But then again, it's just the typical "fame goes into head" cliche.

Bri leaned a little bit over the edge in this one, but come on, his half-hearted apology to Stewie was hilarious, if not a tiny bit true.

I feel very sorry for Stewie in that episode, Brian was such a huge dick towards him.

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