Funniest Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Quotes

The most hilarious quotes from Spongebob's favorite grey-headed superheroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Of course, some of these are a lot funnier in context so I've included the episode names.

The Top Ten

1 "I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!"

Dunno what it means, but HILARIOUS! - EJ0602

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

2 "We have to get back those stolen naggy daddies!"

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture

so funny

3 "If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

4 "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou!"

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture

5 "Eeeeviiiill!!"

Classic, just classic. - mermaidmanandgarfield13

6 "To the chiropractor, awaayyy!!"

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

7 "Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?"

The anime Kill la Kill in a nutshell. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

8 Holy seacow, it's that Sponge-kid!"

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

9 "Oh my Neptune! He's been horribly disfigured!" [to Spongebob]

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

10 "You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot."

Lol, these guys can always make my day - TwilightKitsune

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

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