Top Ten Funniest Things You Would Say to SpongeBob SquarePants

The Top Ten
1 Hello My Name Is Spongebob what’s Yours Stranger

I'm pretending to be sponge bob for all the questions starting NOW:um it's SpongeBob what's yours you clone

2 I’ve Been To The Krusty Krab, and I Saw a Yellow Sponge, He is Friendly and nice But I Still Got an Question, Where do you Work?

Why why why isn't is obvious friend macdonalds is terrible but Krusty Krab is even worse don't TELL MR KrabS

3 I’ve watched all your episodes but I Don’t know a Single Character

They said the characters names throughout all of the episodes. How can you not know?

U r dumber then Patrick star sorry buddy

4 What an Nice House you Have, even though I’ve Never been in it before

I think a twelve year old came up with this list

5 Are You Timmy Turner who is madly in Love With Trixie Tang, Doesn’t matter I Know who you are Cosmo

Sorry I don't understand physics sponges don't go to school we go to the kitchen sink

He would be thinking "What are you talking about crazy person? "

6 Hey Pretty, I Never seen you Before, But You Just look like an attracting sponge to talk with, Well Thanks for the Chum Lovely

Why thank you but I think u r gay now

7 Can You Drive Me to the supermarket, I Been Here Yesterday but I Forgot where everything is

Ohh I have forgotten too

8 You look kind of suspicious, Hide me, Your Pink Friend is coming

Nooo he is nice and his name is STAR PATRICK or is Patrick star GOD DAMN IT I forgot my friends name

9 Hey, Is Your show from Anime

Why yes I guess I made anime crap then

10 Don’t Get Too Close Hole Sponge, You’re making me claustrophobic.
The Contenders
11 I hate Krabby Patties, don't you?

They put toxic in it

12 Can you dab?
13 Are you gay?

Yes I kissed squid ward my clone Patrick mr KrabS a random fish who was a male my butt and you

14 You suck.
15 What happened to your voice?
16 Are you the owner of the white sedan?

No but you left your lights on

17 Who Lives In a Pineapple Under the Sea?
18 Do you live in FINLAND!!!!!?
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