Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die

The Top Ten
1 Falling off his sled mid air

The whole Earth would shake if he falls off his sleigh.

To me, this is quite a hilarious list. I love it, thank you.

But I thought he had "magical powers".

More like eating too many cookies.

2 Old age

I'm not sure that he could die of that, because he is like at least 600 years old, or something like that. Unless, he is already dead, but his ghost give us presents! That would explain everything.

To be honest, none of this makes sense. Santa is a saint, so he can't die.

Well yeah, he was originally from the 3rd century, so it's surprising magic kept him!

He's been in jail for a while for trespassing.

3 Food poisoning

That's why you should check the date of expiration before giving it to Santa. If you live in a country like Australia though, that means you can poison Santa so that he will lie down in your house along with his bag of all the toys of the people Santa didn't give already, and they would be all yours. Beware of the consequences on the long term though, and if you live in a place like California, one of the last places Santa go, you will have less present.

Or poisoned food. Same thing, right?

4 Choking on the cookies

Going in a person's house to eat the cookies, he might get a choke out.

5 Stabbed to death by his elves

Woah! That would be insane.

That's very... bleak

6 Burnt in a chimney

Somebody could of forgot to put their fire out before Santa came down their chimney.

Imagine on of the families left the fireplace on and Santa went down it.

7 Stuck in the chimney

I'm honestly surprised he can even fit in the chimneys without breaking them.

8 Mauled by a polar bear

Yeah! That makes sense. However, I think Santa Claus experiences enough of the North Pole to know how to deal with Polar Bears.

9 Impaled by one of his reindeer

It has been showned that reindeers like Rudolph are civilize enough to get bullied (I said civilize enough, not perfectly civilize) so maybe they are civilize enough to not attack Santa when they are hungry, but who knows.

It was donner

10 Diabetes
The Contenders
11 Heart attack

That is the most possible for me.

12 Obesity related illness
13 Shot down by the military

That one makes sense too. However, there is a reason Santa have slay bells. To let people know that it's him and not a menace.

Well technically he's trespassing...

14 Suicide

He is a magical being, so few could kill him. Probably only himself, Jack Skellington, and Krampus could do it and Krampus and Jack Skellington aren't on the list. I could also see him being suicidal as kids are becoming increasingly spoiled, which would make his lifes work feel unsatisfactory, so he might off himself

Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Stewie wants to kill Santa. If you saw that episode, this argument makes sense.

Santa: K I'm done. *jumps off cliff*

15 Starvation

Actually, he might need some exercise. So priving him of his cookies might be a good thing. I thought Mrs. Claus give him things to eat sometime.

He like never ate besides one day each year!

16 Laughing to death
17 Infected by milk from crazy cows
18 Catching Coronavirus
19 Cancer
20 Allergic to gluten
21 Getting hit by a plane
22 Alcohol poisoning
23 Type Two Diabetes
24 Someone thinks he broke into the house
25 Drinking or eating poison accidentally
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