Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die
The whole Earth would shake if he falls off his sleigh.
To me, this is quite a hilarious list. I love it, thank you.
But I thought he had "magical powers".
More like eating too many cookies.
I'm not sure that he could die of that, because he is like at least 600 years old, or something like that. Unless, he is already dead, but his ghost give us presents! That would explain everything.
To be honest, none of this makes sense. Santa is a saint, so he can't die.
Well yeah, he was originally from the 3rd century, so it's surprising magic kept him!
He's been in jail for a while for trespassing.
That's why you should check the date of expiration before giving it to Santa. If you live in a country like Australia though, that means you can poison Santa so that he will lie down in your house along with his bag of all the toys of the people Santa didn't give already, and they would be all yours. Beware of the consequences on the long term though, and if you live in a place like California, one of the last places Santa go, you will have less present.
Or poisoned food. Same thing, right?
Going in a person's house to eat the cookies, he might get a choke out.
Woah! That would be insane.
That's very... bleak
Somebody could of forgot to put their fire out before Santa came down their chimney.
Imagine on of the families left the fireplace on and Santa went down it.
I'm honestly surprised he can even fit in the chimneys without breaking them.
Yeah! That makes sense. However, I think Santa Claus experiences enough of the North Pole to know how to deal with Polar Bears.
It has been showned that reindeers like Rudolph are civilize enough to get bullied (I said civilize enough, not perfectly civilize) so maybe they are civilize enough to not attack Santa when they are hungry, but who knows.
It was donner
That is the most possible for me.
That one makes sense too. However, there is a reason Santa have slay bells. To let people know that it's him and not a menace.
Well technically he's trespassing...
He is a magical being, so few could kill him. Probably only himself, Jack Skellington, and Krampus could do it and Krampus and Jack Skellington aren't on the list. I could also see him being suicidal as kids are becoming increasingly spoiled, which would make his lifes work feel unsatisfactory, so he might off himself
Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Stewie wants to kill Santa. If you saw that episode, this argument makes sense.
Santa: K I'm done. *jumps off cliff*
Actually, he might need some exercise. So priving him of his cookies might be a good thing. I thought Mrs. Claus give him things to eat sometime.
He like never ate besides one day each year!