Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die

1. Falling off his sled mid-air

   The whole Earth would shake if he falls off his sleigh.

   But I thought he had "magical powers".

   Unless his fat reduces the impact.

2. Old age

   I'm not sure he could die of old age, because he is at least 600 years old, or something like that. Unless he is already dead, and his ghost gives us presents! That would explain everything.

   Well, yes, he was originally from the 3rd century, so it's surprising magic has kept him alive!

3. Food poisoning

   That's why you should check the expiration date before giving food to Santa. If you live in a country like Australia, that means you could accidentally poison Santa. He might then lie down in your house, leaving you with a bag of all the toys meant for others. However, beware of the long-term consequences. If you live in a place like California, one of the last places Santa visits, you will have fewer presents.

   Or poisoned food. Same thing, right?

4. Stuck in the chimney

   I'm honestly surprised he can even fit in chimneys without breaking them.

5. Heart attack

   That is the most possible for me.

6. Stabbed to death by his elves

7. Choking on the cookies

   

   Going in a person's house to eat the cookies, he might choke.

8. Obesity-related illness

   

9. Burned in a chimney

   Someone could have forgotten to put their fire out before Santa came down their chimney.

   Imagine one of the families left the fireplace on and Santa went down it.

10. Impaled by one of his reindeer

    It has been shown that reindeer like Rudolph are civilized enough to get bullied. This suggests they might be civilized enough not to attack Santa when they are hungry, but who knows.

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Getting hit by a plane

12. ?

    Allergic to gluten

The Contenders

13. Shot down by the military

    

    That one makes sense too. However, there is a reason Santa has sleigh bells. They let people know it's him and not a menace.

    Well, technically he's trespassing...

14. Mauled by a polar bear

    

    Yes, that makes sense. However, I think Santa Claus knows enough about the North Pole to know how to deal with polar bears.

15. Suicide

    He is a magical being, so few could kill him. Probably only himself, Jack Skellington, and Krampus could do it, and Krampus and Jack Skellington aren't on the list. I could also see him feeling suicidal as children are becoming increasingly spoiled, which might make his life's work feel unsatisfactory, so he might end it.

    Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Stewie wants to kill Santa? If you saw that episode, this argument makes sense.

16. Starvation

    Actually, he might need some exercise. So, depriving him of his cookies might be a good thing. I thought Mrs. Claus gives him things to eat sometimes.

    He likely never ate besides one day each year!

17. Cancer

18. Alcohol poisoning

19. Infected by milk from crazy cows

20. Laughing to death

21. Catching coronavirus

22. Someone thinks he broke into the house

23. Drinking or eating poison accidentally

24. Eating too much