Top 10 Ideas for a Disney Park Attraction Retheme
These ideas would work for a retheme of Disney park attractions, especially for attractions that have been dated.
This would integrate the attraction into Disney's intellectual property instead of being off-property, as is the case with Guardians of the Galaxy and all of Marvel, and would be a significant improvement to Buzz Lightyear's Astro Blasters/Space Ranger Spin. Like the other attractions mentioned here, it would also feature prop guns, allowing people to appear to shoot the bad guys as the omnimovers move along the track. The theme involves Buzz Lightyear taking you on a trip back through time to catch the bad guys and return to the present, which means the reverse launch would still make sense. His line To Infinity and Beyond would be included at the beginning and end. It would feel more like a proper space trip with Buzz Lightyear and his crew instead of a slow dark ride.
It would be a huge relief to have something new instead of something dated and irrelevant. This would also fit with today's music trends and the fact that Olivia Rodrigo played on Disney series such as Bizaardvark and High School Musical: The Musical: The Series and is among today's top trending artists, as opposed to Aerosmith. Aerosmith is also not so relevant in today's music world and are on a farewell tour, plus faced sexual misconduct allegations, further making this a good idea.
Additionally, this should also replace Avengers Flight Force at Paris, which is such an irrelevant choice for a Disney ride even when they're unnecessarily using Marvel's rights.
This would add some character to an attraction that has caused so much controversy and so many casualties. Stitch would be the narrator, and your rocket ship would stay true to the theme. Green would go around Earth and Orange would go to Mars, as expected. The only difference is the introduction of Stitch. At least it would make more sense than Stitch's Great Escape, which was at Magic Kingdom.
This would make so much more sense than the Magic Carpet spinner and be focused on flying your magic carpet over Agrabah. Of course, the seating would have to change to mimic magic carpets rather than a hang glider, and the queue would also be Aladdin-themed. All this would help stay true to Disney's property and theming.
Brother Bear, as an animatronic, would be introduced, and the ride would follow the story.
This would remove a big piece of controversy and stay true to the Disney theming. It would focus on all the main characters and their importance for reasons.
Disney needs to bring back Luigi's Flying Tires at Disneyland, as it makes more sense for tires to spin instead of vehicles flying. It would make more sense to name it Luigi's Spinning Tires since the tires never flew.
Disney needs to honestly bring back Characters in Flight because it makes no sense to have a balloon ride on Disney property without it being themed to characters. It was a big mistake to remove the characters and go off-property in theming. They need to think about turning around.