Top Ten Funniest Things Kids Tell/Ask Their Parent
The Top Ten
1 Farts are created if you eat the air
Eating the air and farting it.
2 My imaginary friend's name is Satan
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you have an imaginary friend named Satan! You're grounded for 1 week go to your room
3 Batman ate my spinach, so can I now have dessert
Batman is not real
4 Spongebob came out of the Tv and grab my hamburger and ate it.
SpongeBob would not breathe in the air.
5 Daddy why were you hurting Mommy last night
6 Mommy why do you have big cakes on your chest
They are (insert body part here)
Uh, those aren't cakes.
7 The Boogeyman told me that I was good last night
And had nightmares.
8 The sky is blue because people colored it blue
The artist John John. (Not True)
9 The cat and the dog messed up my room
Because they cause trouble and bit their stuff.
10 Mommy you're fat like Patrick
You're grounded for calling me fat for 24 chars.
The Contenders
11 Are you retarded?
You'll get slapped.
12 Where do babies come from?
13 When will my brother have his puberty
14 Hello I found you in the trash because you are trash
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