Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea.

Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her.

Why would you do this? Roclo proves to you that rocks are just silly to have a crush on.

I have a crush on my pet rock named We Will Rock You! :D
Hmm... maybe I should name him Rocky Raccoon instead. What do you think?

When I was a toddler, I LOVED my bottles.

You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book.

I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)!

I'm guessing that the reason why some people crush on them is because a fictional character is more likely to be perfect and less likely for them to change and become toxic and could smell better. Weird because not all characters have romantic personalities and other people made those characters though, unless a person makes up an oc to be their own dream partner.

This it not silly!
Do you guys ever have crushes on movie or book characters!!!
I do it all the time. When I was 8 I have a serious crush on Nico Di Angelo in Percy Jackson, Umber in Wings of fire, then Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, Legolas in lord of the rings.
Omg! This happens to me all the time, I can't help it!

Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me

Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it!

Me: Me, will you marry me?
Me: I'm sorry, it's not you, er me, me, it's just me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry myself.
Me: *Comes back to sanity from taking LSD.*
Me: Oh, hi me.
Me: We're married, me.
Me: Oh.

I don't know what that was.

I don't have a crush on myself, not because I am ugly, but because I'm just not my type

Why would I have a crush on myself? Nothing about me is attractive at all. Lol

The nuttiest crush!

I love the WHOLE pizza!

If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it

Actually Albert Einstein marry his cousin his second wife

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