Top Ten Worst Times to Loudly Play Fack by Eminem

The Top Ten

1 In Church

Fack is still better than any song by Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Drake, Rihanna, etc. Don't deny it. You know it's true.

2 During a School Pep Rally

No one should ever play this horrendous garbage.

3 During Marriage Counseling

4 While Knocking on the Pearly Gates

5 During Nationally Televised Court Proceedings

6 At a Funeral

"We will always remember [insert name here] and she/he will always be in our hear--"
"Ah, oh God damn oh"
I'm gonna fackin' [bleep] (oh [bleep] oh yeah]
Fack fack fack. Fack I am.
I am, I'm going to [bleep]
I'm [bleep] oh yeah)" I can just imagine, haha.

7 While Doing a Prostitute

8 At the Movie Theater

Played it at a movie theatre with my friend. Some kid behind us had no idea what was going on lol. (The majority didn't hear it and probably couldn't hear the lyrics.)

9 At a 5 year old's birthday party

The kids would start dancing

10 In Front of Every Rock and Metal Fan on the Planet

The Contenders

11 While Someone Else Is Listening To Lose Yourself

12 At the Superbowl

The person who did this would be famous

13 While Playing Sports

14 In the Prison Yard

15 While a Woman's Giving Birth

This would be so sad she would be crying you will mess up her giving birth!

16 At an Eminem Concert

I can imagine how Eminem would react

17 At a Wedding

Imagine newlyweds dancing to this crap.

18 At a School Dance

I requested this song a few times. I was SO mad when the DJ didn't play it.

19 While Exercising

20 In Sex Ed

This would be the PERFECT time to put Fack on!

21 In Class

22 While Eating

23 During a School Assembly

24 In a Hospital

25 In a Foreign Country

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