Top Ten Mildly Disturbing Things You Don't Want to Hear from Your Roommate
Some people are just too difficult, or nightmarish, to live with.This list is going to make me laugh out the vomit I'm currently barfing up. Yep, I'm making you read even more disturbing things.
Took me a couple seconds to get this. Geez, that's creepy.
! Afraid even to imagine the response in this case...
Mildly disturbing? Hmmm, Pos. Of course the corpse could be useful for some scientific purposes so I suppose there's an upside...
This is a little more than mildly disturbing...
Every item is so funny!
I have some advice : RUN!
"gulp" my cousin has a roommate and I'm going to stay with him in a month
Most of these are more than just mildly disturbing.
Because that would be disgusting.
Ouuuchhh! I mean, I don't have balls, (male balls) so I wouldn't know, but still!
Geez, there are better ways! Ever consider putting it in milk and having a professional stitch it back on? That being said, if you're a male, not a huge loss, if you're a female, you'll going to have lopsided boobs if you have a child.
This is really disturbing. I would say the word "mildly" for this one is a bit of an understatement.
I'd just ignore him if he said this
No, and he's just a character from a show.
Barney the dinosaur?
I hope he doesn't mean that...
How do you go Koopa Troopa on an ass?
I would slap them with a Sonic figure. I always carry some just in case a weird guy comes up to me...