Worst Things About Post-Beta Minecraft

The Top Ten
1 The Terrain Generator

Biomes are all the same now. All the biomes have a certain way of forming, and that's it. No variety or anything.

Mountains used to be cool until they made them ugly and boring.

2 The Orange Lighting
3 Useless Items

About 80% of everything added is either completely useless and superficial or even sometimes makes the game worse. For example, guardians. They are useless and attack you for no reason.

Some other useless things are purpur, prismarine, bunnies, granite, diorite, and andesite. I HATE all the useless junk!

4 The Integrated Server
5 RPG Elements

Minecraft is about building. Stop adding RPG elements to mess up the game.

6 Tall Grass Everywhere
7 Updates Come Out About Once a Year

Back in the good old days, there were updates about once a month or two. I would even sometimes come home from vacation and find a new update, without having any idea. Now there's like a year of hype, hype, hype, until the update finally comes out, and most of it is junk anyway.

And then they come out with 10 tiny updates that are just bug fixes. Then the cycle repeats again.

8 Annoying Kids on Servers

Servers have become infested with stupid kids who call you a noob and gay, and say you're a hacker because you killed them.

9 Corrupt Servers

McMagic is a prime example. I HATE the staff on that server. They censor everything, and whenever somebody says something questionable, they clear the chat so nobody else can see it.

Once, there was a guy on who was saying that he hated gay people. Know what they did about it? Nothing. Know what they did to me when I tried to stop him? They muted me for fighting. Ridiculous staff, never play here.

10 New Fog
The Contenders
11 New Water & Lava Textures
12 Mountains

Mountains are just gray hunks of crap stuffed with andesite, gravel, and other junk. They used to be really interesting when they were made of grass and had cool formations.

Now they're just flat in a lot of parts, and everything is gray and ugly.

13 Realms
14 Bad Focus

I am expecting new blocks, but they just add mobs. Microsoft completely forgot about the builder and modder community.

15 Notch Left

Notch left the game, which is fine, but left that hack Jeb in charge, who ruined the game. And now Bill Gates is probably going to ruin it.

16 The Story

Beta: You just build, explore, and create. You just use your imagination to make anything you want. And you explore the beautiful world of Minecraft.

Now there's a stupid underlying story ripped from an RPG, and it sucks.

17 The Controls on the Console Versions Are Awful

For me, the controls on PlayStation aren't awful, and I can easily sprint by holding down the analog stick, even though my sister quit gaming.

They're impossible to control. Say you got attacked by a zombie from behind. On PC, you would press a number or scroll to get your sword, whip around, and kill the zombie.

On PlayStation or Pocket Edition, you have to press a bunch of buttons to get the sword and then turn around slowly. By the time you get ready, you would be dead.

18 Too Many Ores
19 The Far Lands Were Removed
20 Combat Changes
21 Making All the Versions Pocket Edition
22 Modding API
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