Top Ten Moderately Disconcerting Things to Hear Upon Arrival at UniversityPositronWildhawk If any of these things happen to anyone I know during my first year in college, I'll come back to this list to let you all know.
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I would actually think "I think I'm going to like it here. They never mentioned that this uni had a t'riffic sense of humour. Where do I sign for comedy club? "
Another excellent, Pos! - Britgirl
Nothing unusual there, from my experiences in the "Jungle" dormitories at University of Connecticut. Also see "Animal House" for similarities. - Billyv
Oh my god, the M16! I've always wanted their autograph! - TwilightKitsune
Yeah those kinds if teachers freak me out. - theevilsquiddancer
For the record, that is what my college calls the opening party. - PositronWildhawk
To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld, if you tell us that were expected to fail and we do fail, are we being successful? - Billyv
I'm gonna nuke the person who say this to me. - Delgia2k
Don't forget the "dun dun DUN" and the "NAO! " - RiverClanRocks
Find the poor guy/girl's nipple so they can wield it back on with " hair gel" amirite? - keycha1n
Well come on that would be pretty bad right lol.
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2. This is your accommodation block. You may find the beds are a bit small, but you'll cope by times of exam stress. Which reminds me, it may be easier to sleep once we remove the corpse and gun from the bed. This chap fell a whole day behind on the course!
3. The Student Library welcomes all students. Recently, due to government priority issues, we have had 250 distinct cameras as shown in the diagram put in place. If you should look directly into these cameras, you may be invited to a free interview with MI6.