Top 10 Movie, TV and Video Game Villain Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Life, dreams, hope; where do they come from, and where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Destruction! Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy, destroy, destroy! Let's destroy everything! - Kefka (Final Fantasy)
2 Madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little PUSH - The Joker (The Dark Knight)
3 Just WATCH me, L! I'll solve equations with my RIGHT hand, and write names with my LEFT! I'll take a POTATO chip...AND! EAT IT! - Light (Death Note)

Best quote, right there

4 Aw, cheer up, Pit! You've been PRIVY to a side of me that no one else has; my INSIDES! And now you'll be privy to the inside of a privy too! Tootle-LOO! - Hades (Kid Icarus Uprising)
5 Anyway, the moral is you're a total b*tch - Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)
6 It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway, AHH HA HA HA HAAH! - The Joker (Batman Beyond)
7 What do you MEAN you don't agree with me?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!? - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
8 TURBOTASTIC! - Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph)
9 For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life...for me, it was Tuesday - M. Bison (Street Fighter)
10 Watashi wa shinen...SHINENNNZUUU!!! - Black Shadow (F-Zero: GP Legend)

The Contenders

11 In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness...THAT is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at! - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)
12 A MAN CHOOSES! A SLAVE OBEYS! - Andrew Ryan (BioShock)
13 I'm surrounded by idiots - Scar (The Lion King)

Me too!

14 Where are the knives? - Chara (Undertale)
15 They think he's a GOD...BUT HE'S AS MORTAL AS WE - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)

Also parodied word-for word by Alphys in Alphys Höek. - xandermartin98

16 And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM! - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)
17 Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)
18 You guzzled like a syrup pig at the free pancake buffet! - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)

Stop making these quotes Fawful! Mai Shadow...

19 Welcome to my special hell - Lemon Bread (Undertale)
20 You little f***ers are going to have your bodies ripped in half; I'll shove your heads so far up your a**es, that when you crap, you'll sing f***ing Beethoven! - Dr. Andonuts (Radiation's Halloween Hack)
21 At the time, I didn't know why I was so scared...now I know why. THAT MACHINE WAS A DEATH TRAP - Dr. Andonuts (Radiation's Halloween Hack)
22 It's a beautiful day outside; birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you...SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL - Sans (Undertale)

Sans is NOT a villain. You fight him in genocide, but the demon possessing Frisk in genocide is the villain, not Sans. - Garythesnail

23 I was just worried that I might run away, or do something...cowardly - Alphys (Undertale)
24 Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 isn't kissy or cutie; it's trash! - Alphys (Undertale)
25 OHHHHHHHH, YESSSSSSSS - Mettaton (Undertale)
26 Who needs ARMS, with LEGS like these?! - Mettaton (Undertale)
27 I'M UNDYNE AND I'M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES! - Alphys (Undertale)
28 In this world, it's kill or be killed - Flowey (Undertale)
29 And when everyone's super...NO ONE WILL BE - Syndrome (The Incredibles)
30 The head likes me! I tied him up, turned his DUMB school into a battleground, got kids expelled UNFAIRLY, put several others into therapy, AND HE STILL LIKES ME! - Gary Smith (Bully)
31 Youuu are myyy rooow-bot lov-ER-er-err...makin' mah SPARK plugs go ZAP! ZAP! ZAP with your love! - Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)
32 You really are an IDIOT - Flowey (Undertale)
33 I've had this ice cream bar since I was a CHILD! EVERYONE! ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
34 Teeth to the left of me...the GUMS to the RIGHT of me! I TELL YOU I CAN'T STAND IT! I AM GOING...MAAAD! - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
35 It is not I who am crazy; it is I who am MAD! - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
36 OHHH, what I'M gonna do to YOUUU - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
37 You know what they SAY; the MORE, the MERRIER! - Eggman (Shadow the Hedgehog)
38 Where's that DAMNED fourth Chaos Emerald? - Shadow (Shadow the Hedgehog)

He... He's... He's not a... Not a villain...

39 Once I'm done with you, you'll be thrown in the junkyard! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH! - Eggman (Shadow the Hedgehog)
40 Yes, Doctor, you will regret ever having created me; YOU'RE going STRAIGHT to HELL! - Shadow (Shadow the Hedgehog)
41 WHAT is a MAN?! A MISERABLE little PILE of SECRETS! But ENOUGH talk! HAVE AT YOU! - Dracula (Castlevania: SOTN)
42 Revenge is a dish best served CHILI! - Scott Tenorman (South Park)
43 How would you like to suck my b***s - Eric Cartman (South Park)
44 Let's...kick some ICE! - Mr. Freeze (Batman & Robin)
45 Such elegance! Such grace! Such disturbing brutality! - Hades (Kid Icarus Uprising)
46 GAAAH! Worm in head; WORM IN HEAAAD! - Psycrow (Earthworm Jim)
47 Once again, villainy is as a bug beneath your mighty heel, Jim! - Peter Puppy (Earthworm Jim)
48 BEHOLD the GOOEY slop of our sorrow! It's...SLOBBER...DAMMERÜNG! The twilight of the condiments! WEEP for them, WEEP for their SORRO-HO-HO-HOOOW! - Peter Puppy (Earthworm Jim)
49 You like to play Castlevania, don't you, Snake? - Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid)

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50 Just the P*SSY I've been LOOKING for! - The Penguin (Batman Returns)
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1. Life, dreams, hope; where do they come from, and where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Destruction! Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy, destroy, destroy! Let's destroy everything! - Kefka (Final Fantasy)
2. Madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little PUSH - The Joker (The Dark Knight)
3. Just WATCH me, L! I'll solve equations with my RIGHT hand, and write names with my LEFT! I'll take a POTATO chip...AND! EAT IT! - Light (Death Note)
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