Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservative
The Right Wing Republicans of Texas do not approve.
I don't mind playing on this course, but I keep falling off the road whenever I make a turn. Conservatives, however, would be more offended, though.
It's a level in a video game. Sure, it's rainbow-themed, but the level has nothing to do with homosexuality! And yes, I'm a conservative.
Ahh! Too many colors! Back in my day, everything was black and white, and since I'm conservative, it should stay that way!
Biology can explain if the chicken or egg came first.
If the theory of evolution is true, then chickens evolved from another species way back when because the first organisms were unicellular prokaryotes, which evolved into more complex life forms.
The definition of separate species is two species that are unable to mate.
If the species of chicken is unable to mate with any other species, that means the first chicken evolved as a result of reproductive isolation and, at one point, was unable to mate with the parent species.
This means that genetic mutations or recombination caused the change in variety that made the chicken unable to mate with other species.
Therefore, the egg came first and from it hatched the very first chicken.
SCIENCE!
It WAS lost by Democrats, but back then, Democrats were conservative and Republicans were liberal.
150 years later, people like me are still talking about it.
While you're at it, play anything by Slayer, Gwar, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, and any death metal band.
Play some Rammstein songs while you're at it.
Rammstein albums annoy them too.
It clearly states that there's freedom of religion and freedom of speech in the government. I wonder how those Islamophobic, theocratic conservatives would react.
And that they'd be a good fit for the Taliban - wait. That's a tad too far.
No, they look better in a bikini.
The Newcomers
Talking about women's rights, safety, and bodily autonomy is going to very likely make them bark.
I'm just gonna stay out of it and eat some popcorn.
Mm mm! I love me some religious wars!
Give money to feed or house the poor WITHOUT going through your political or religious organization. They take up to 95% of the money given.
They also like reading "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin. (Sarcasm intended)
Is this blasphemy, or does it just mean God allows it?