Top Ten Random Superpowers That Would Be Cool to Have, But You Wouldn't Want

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The Top Ten

1 The ability to shake exactly one aspirin out of a bottle.

That's like the best power here

2 Able to jump over your dog in a single bound, but try to jump over anything else, and you crash and burn.
3 The ability to change the smeel of your breath to Peanuts or Grass Clippings.

I would love to just produce a random scent as a stimulus for working. No matter how wrong that sounds. - PositronWildhawk

I think a cool one would be the ability to spell smell correctly!

4 The ability to have pencil clippings stick to you.
5 The ability to change colors like a chameleon, but only to pink and red.

I wouldn't mind it. At least I could camouflage at red and pink objects. I don't dislike pink much. So no problem there. - Kiteretsunu

6 The ability to pop off a cork without touching it.
7 The ability to predict the winners of the lottery, but not the winning numbers.

It would be sad if you actually did have this power. - Minecraftcrazy530

I would feel depressed...

8 The ability to memorize every Coca-Cola commercial in existence, but forget what is the tallest animal.

Wait I forget... What IS the tallest animal?

Giraffe? Eh...

9 The ability to have all clown shoes fit you, but all other shoes are way to big.
10 The ability to see through hay bales, yet not glass or plastic.

The Contenders

11 The ability to be invisible when no one is looking.
12 Ability to poop without going to toilet

It's called wearing a diaper

13 Make your head bigger when someone says that you are chubby but when they say your head is big it turns back to normal
14 Ability to shoot rays of poop

From your eyes

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1. The ability to shake exactly one aspirin out of a bottle.
2. Able to jump over your dog in a single bound, but try to jump over anything else, and you crash and burn.
3. The ability to change the smeel of your breath to Peanuts or Grass Clippings.
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