Most Random Things to Say After There Are Two Types of People In This World

I had a hard time thinking one this one, a little hard to think random things for this list.

The Top Ten

1 People who like doors and people who like windows

I like windows because sometimes you get a nice view to look at. - 3DG20

All Your Lists you've made are very creative Funnyuser, and Random. even this list is creative Good Job Funnyuser. - Dreamformusic

I like The Doors... - PetSounds

These lists are wonderful, funnyuser. Other than funny, you could be name creative as well! - keyson

2 People who like Superman and people who like Spiderman

I like Spiderman, but not Superman. - Kiteretsunu

I’m not a fan of either, but I prefer Spiderman. - 3DG20

3 People who like toy cats and people who like real cats

Real cats. - 3DG20

I like real cats better. - funnyuser

Why would you have a toy when you could have the real thing. Amazing list, yet again, funnyuser! - NerdyPweeps

4 People who Throw stuff at hamsters and people who cuddle with hamsters

I would rather cuddle with hamsters, but not that I want to. - funnyuser

Why would you even want to throw stuff at hampsters? - 3DG20

Cuddle w/ 'em. - RoseWeasley

5 People who swim and people who like dry land

Swim. - 3DG20

I like to do both. - funnyuser

6 People who live in barns and people who live in houses

I’d rather live in a house any day. - 3DG20

7 People who says hello and people who say hi

I say hi. - 3DG20

8 People who like Chicken nuggets and people who like popcorn chicken

I like both but probably chicken nuggets. - 3DG20

Chicken nuggets are much better because they're bigger! Don't really matter, though. - funnyuser

9 People who masturbate and people who fornicate

... And of course, the people who do neither.

10 People who like Golden Retrievers and people who like German Shepherds

I like both, but golden retrievers are one of my favourites. - 3DG20

That depends. Is this a choice between a beautiful dog and a German who is a shepherd? Hmm... - Britgirl

I like German Shepherds better. - Shawneyboy

I like Golden Retrievers. - funnyuser

The Contenders

11 People who like TheTopTens and people who like Facebook

I like TheTopTens but all my friends like Facebook :( It's a hard knock life for me - letdot52

They're two very different things. TTT is underrated, though. - PositronWildhawk

Definitely TheTopTens. There’s less drama on here. - 3DG20

12 Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

... And, of course, those who can't. - PositronWildhawk

13 People who like Japanese Anime and people who like American Cartoons

I prefer American cartoons. - 3DG20

14 People who like Justin Bieber and people who have taste in music

I do not like Justin Bieber I did not realize it was that easy to say I have taste in music.

15 People with at least subnormal intelligence and... you.

Better use this on my friend as a joke. - Garythesnail

It’s true though... - 3DG20

16 People who sneeze and people who cough
17 People who fart and people who burp
18 Pancakes and waffles
19 The ones who do and the ones who don't

I do.

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