Most Random Things to Say After There Are Two Types of People In This World

I had a hard time thinking one this one, a little hard to think random things for this list.

The Top Ten

1 People who like doors and people who like windows

I like windows because sometimes you get a nice view to look at. - 3DG20

All Your Lists you've made are very creative Funnyuser, and Random. even this list is creative Good Job Funnyuser. - Dreamformusic

I like The Doors... - PetSounds

These lists are wonderful, funnyuser. Other than funny, you could be name creative as well! - keyson

2 People who like Superman and people who like Spiderman

I like Spiderman, but not Superman. - Kiteretsunu

I’m not a fan of either, but I prefer Spiderman. - 3DG20

3 People who like toy cats and people who like real cats

Real cats. - 3DG20

I like real cats better. - funnyuser

Why would you have a toy when you could have the real thing. Amazing list, yet again, funnyuser! - NerdyPweeps

4 People who Throw stuff at hamsters and people who cuddle with hamsters

Why would you even want to throw stuff at hampsters? - 3DG20

I would rather cuddle with hamsters, but not that I want to. - funnyuser

5 People who swim and people who like dry land

Swim. - 3DG20

I like to do both. - funnyuser

6 People who live in barns and people who live in houses

I’d rather live in a house any day. - 3DG20

7 People who says hello and people who say hi

I say hi. - 3DG20

8 People who like Chicken nuggets and people who like popcorn chicken

I like both but probably chicken nuggets. - 3DG20

Chicken nuggets are much better because they're bigger! Don't really matter, though. - funnyuser

9 People who like Golden Retrievers and people who like German Shepherds

I like both, but golden retrievers are one of my favourites. - 3DG20

That depends. Is this a choice between a beautiful dog and a German who is a shepherd? Hmm... - Britgirl

I like German Shepherds better. - Shawneyboy

I like Golden Retrievers. - funnyuser

10 People who like TheTopTens and people who like Facebook

I like TheTopTens but all my friends like Facebook :( It's a hard knock life for me - letdot52

They're two very different things. TTT is underrated, though. - PositronWildhawk

Definitely TheTopTens. There’s less drama on here. - 3DG20

The Contenders

11 Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

... And, of course, those who can't. - PositronWildhawk

12 People who like Japanese Anime and people who like American Cartoons

I prefer American cartoons. - 3DG20

13 People who masturbate and people who fornicate
14 People who like Justin Bieber and people who have taste in music

I do not like Justin Bieber I did not realize it was that easy to say I have taste in music.

15 People with at least subnormal intelligence and... you.

Better use this on my friend as a joke. - Garythesnail

It’s true though... - 3DG20

16 People who sneeze and people who cough
17 People who fart and people who burp
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