Top Ten Reasons to Hate Super Mario 64

The Top Ten

1 It's a Nintendo Game

What, was the creator of this list a Call of Duty fan? - PinkFloyd87

How pathetic guys. I thought you would have learned after the Beatles/Bieber list, but here you are feeding the troll again. - Puga

You tell that idiot who made this list, Nintendofan126! Oh, and this game is the greatest Nintendo game ever by it's graphics, soundtrack and level combined! This list is the worst list ever!

Whoever Made This List, Shut Up, SammyClassicCallOfDutyFan (From Now On, I'm Calling People SammyClassic(Insert Game Franchise Here)Fan For Fun) - VideoGamefan5

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2 The Graphics/Visuals

The graphics are nearly two decades old. They haven't aged all that well, but Super Mario 64 is still one of my favorite video games of all time! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Reasons number 1 and 2 are pretty biased and don't really show why this game is specifically bad, so I'm just guessing that the old graphics are why this whole list was made.

The graphics are not really bad... Just too bright in my opinion. - Chaotixhero

You morons, Super Mario 64 was made in 1996. What would you expect from a game made around that time?

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3 The Music

This game has some of my favorite gaming music ever! - PeterG99

The music in the Bowser Levels is AWESOME! - HeavyDonkeyKong

The music is the worst! Aside form Mario kart 7, at least! Also, check out top ten reasons why super Mario galaxy is the worst video game ever!

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4 It's a Platformer

Seriously? This is Just The DUMBEST Reason Ever!

Was this list made by Egoraptor? This sure is a ton of undeserved hate! - PeterG99

Platformers are horrible with the exception of Sonic The Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot.

Look at the poeple defending this horrible game! It sucks. The PS3 graphics will always be better!
Top five worst games of all time:
1. Super Mario Galaxy
2. Super Mario Galaxy 2
3. Super Mario 64
4. Super Mario Sunshine
5. Mario Kart 7
Mario SUCKS!

5 It's a rip-off of Sonic The Hedgehog

No way, it's not a Sonic ripoff at all. - PinkFloyd87

Sonic was inspired by Mario 1st of all. Also Mario did not rip off sonic with this game and I should know because I am a sonic fan unlike you. You see, Sonic is based off on speed and platforming while Mario is just a platformer alone. If Super Mario 64 really did rip off sonic, then he will rip off his speed and style which he certainly didn't. I will admit Mario did rip off Sonic's air bubbles but that's it. I don't think you know Sonic's games. So before you yell out it's a rip off, do your research. - Chaotixhero

Sorry troller, but it's the other way around. - McKing1003

Sonic Adventure is the ripoff of Super Mario 64!
I still love this game, though. Now kill this 0% good list!

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6 Terrible Physics

Hey Einstein, this was the beginning of 3-D gaming. - shawnmccaul22

This game has terrible physics (So bad that I can't even catch the rabbit with the key and I am a great gamer)... My advice, if you want a good 3D Super Mario game then I recomend you Super Mario 3D Land/ World. You will not be disappointed.

7 It's a rip-off of Crash Bandicoot

First the list creator says it rips off Sonic the Hedgehog, and NOW it says this? Which did it rip off exactly? Actually no, it didn't rip off either, it was its own game. - NuMetalManiak

This list is terrible! Super Mario 64 ROCKS! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Um, no it's not. - PinkFloyd87

Get your facts right before you make this list. SM64 came out first. - drdevil

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8 The Stars

What does the stars have to do with it being bad? - shawnmccaul22

SUper Mario 64 is a bad game. I swear, it sucks

What Bowser says if you don't collect all stars:

No! You’ve really beaten me this time, Mario! I can’t stand losing to you! My troops…worthless! They’ve turned over all the Power Stars! What?! There are 120 in all? Amazing! There were some in the castle that I missed?! Now I see peace returning to the world… Oooo! I really hate that! I can’t watch--I’m outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!

What Bowser says if you collect all the stars:

No! You’ve really beaten me this time, Mario! I can’t stand always losing to you! My troops…worthless! They’ve turned over all the Power Stars! Wait, say that again. There are 150 Stars in all? What?! There were some in the castle that I missed?! Now I see peace returning to the world… I really hate that! It’s so horrible I can’t watch. I’m outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin’! Gwa ha ha!

9 Princess Peach is in this game

Yeah? Who cares? Not me at least! - HeavyDonkeyKong

She is hardly in the game

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