Top 10 Awkward Things to Do On a Date
The Top Ten
Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"
A pretty weird child. A plush monkey?
I laughed at this! This is funny.
Fart
The whole car or restaurant would stink.
Take off your shoe, slap it into your date's face and say "You should look even prettier than before"
Who on Earth would do such a wrong and inappropriate thing in public and to a person that you're trying to impress and (if love finds a way) MARRY someday? Your date would probably slap you back, give out a few snaps (man or woman) and storm out without 'splitting the check'. Terrible and awful incident.
Your date would probably break up with you in 1 second.
Dance on the table
Take a walk in the park with only your underwear
Twerk upside down
Take out your money, throw it in your date's face and say "I have more money than Barack Obama's daughters"
Yeah right... You wouldn't even have enough money...Unless you was rich.
Put a stink bomb in your date's house and say "Your house has been affected, now let's go to my house"
I guess that's good enough if you don't want to go to your date's house.
Kick a 12 year old and say "Haha, he fell for no reason"
That's the most stupidest thing to do"
Do The Matrix, but break your back
That'll be hilarious, to be honest.
The Newcomers
? Have bad manners
? Tell her manure is refreshing
The Contenders
Take it out
Masturbate underneath the table
Throw food at them
Eat your date's food
Pick your nose
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