Top 10 Awkward Things to Do On a Date

1. Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"

   A pretty weird child. A plush monkey?

   I laughed at this! This is funny.

2. Fart

   The whole car or restaurant would stink.

3. Take off your shoe, slap it into your date's face and say "You should look even prettier than before"

   Who on Earth would do such a wrong and inappropriate thing in public and to a person that you're trying to impress and (if love finds a way) MARRY someday? Your date would probably slap you back, give out a few snaps (man or woman) and storm out without 'splitting the check'. Terrible and awful incident.

   Your date would probably break up with you in 1 second.

4. Dance on the table

5. Take a walk in the park with only your underwear

6. Twerk upside down

7. Take out your money, throw it in your date's face and say "I have more money than Barack Obama's daughters"

   Yeah right... You wouldn't even have enough money...Unless you was rich.

8. Put a stink bomb in your date's house and say "Your house has been affected, now let's go to my house"

   I guess that's good enough if you don't want to go to your date's house.

9. Kick a 12 year old and say "Haha, he fell for no reason"

   That's the most stupidest thing to do"

10. Do The Matrix, but break your back

    That'll be hilarious, to be honest.

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Have bad manners

12. ?

    Tell her manure is refreshing

The Contenders

13. Take it out

14. Masturbate underneath the table

15. Throw food at them

16. Eat your date's food

17. Pick your nose