Top 10 Awkward Things to Do On a Date

The Top Ten
1 Bring out a plush monkey and say, "This is our child"

A pretty weird child. A plush monkey?

I laughed at this! This is funny.

2 Fart

The whole car or restaurant would stink.

3 Take off your shoe, slap it into your date's face and say "You should look even prettier than before"

Who on Earth would do such a wrong and inappropriate thing in public and to a person that you're trying to impress and (if love finds a way) MARRY someday? Your date would probably slap you back, give out a few snaps (man or woman) and storm out without 'splitting the check'. Terrible and awful incident.

Your date would probably break up with you in 1 second.

4 Dance on the table
5 Take a walk in the park with only your underwear
6 Twerk upside down
7 Take out your money, throw it in your date's face and say "I have more money than Barack Obama's daughters"

Yeah right... You wouldn't even have enough money...Unless you was rich.

8 Put a stink bomb in your date's house and say "Your house has been affected, now let's go to my house"

I guess that's good enough if you don't want to go to your date's house.

9 Kick a 12 year old and say "Haha, he fell for no reason"

That's the most stupidest thing to do"

10 Do The Matrix, but break your back

That'll be hilarious, to be honest.

The Contenders
11 Take it out
12 Masturbate underneath the table

I would wonder why your hand is down there...

13 Throw food at them
14 Eat your date's food
15 Have bad manners
16 Pick your nose
17 Tell her manure is refreshing
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