Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to Your Wife

Saying that to your wife can make her angry. Plus, a man doesn't even know what kinds of struggles a woman has been going through!

Yes. A husband should NEVER say that to his beloved wife. I wonder if there is a list for wives that say "Things you shouldn't say to your husbands."

"My Ex-cough-Exercise planet pass expires tomorrow."problem solved.

There is no right way to end this sentence of doom.

I said it to my wife and she started pulling my shirt and she said if you say it again she will kill me, she was in her bikini and had black polished nail fingers, she pushed my mom on the floor as she fell down, she punched me on the face and kicked me on my belly as I fell outside of my road, she closed the door of my house and killed my mom and claimed it was her house and that stupid police kept believing her as my house was owned by her, after two weeks she divorced me! This all happened last year in South West Russia and now I live peacefully in Austria.

A man should remember his wife's birthday. No excuse for that! And if a husband forgets about his wife's birthday, then off course the wife has every right to get upset because their always remembers their husband's birthday.

If this has something to do with women's monthly cramps and if a husband had actually said this to his wife, then off course very wives would get very angry with their husbands. A husband should be mindful of what he's saying or he'll be very, very sorry.

One time my dad said this to my mom... She threw a cup of yogurt at him from across the room

My girl started yelling at me because she thought I cheated on her (but I don't chat), I told her to relax a little and she threw a knife at me.

Never tell a woman to calm down or relax it just gets them more piped up

To all the immature husbands out there:

"You're fat shaming your wife much? "
"Are you judging your wife if she's "really going to eat all that? "
"Telling her what to eat and NOT what to eat? "

Well guess what? It ain't right to say that to your wives. It's wrong!

A husband should say "excuse me" to his wife like a normal human being and a true gentle man.

My wife is the best "thing" ever! She's a gun and it's silenced!

A slap or punch on the face is coming.

My girlfriend likes Nicki Minaj, I don't.

Husband: "I cheated on you!"

Wife: (Gets her loaded gun out to shoot).

What if the wife was wrong or something like that. I mean, I see wives asked to their husbands "Are you sure? ".

Saying this to your wife is a death wish.

Saying that to your wife is a big no no!

Wife: "No. I'm sleeping on the bed. You're sleeping on the couch tonight."