Top Ten Ways to Declare Superiority Over Your Younger Sibling
As an older sibling, I have to compete for things a lot. But as the older one is often the wiser, and the one to use his/her analytical and astute minds to say, "the game is up! " Hence the existence of this list.If you are the youngest of your siblings, don't take this personally. Be glad of who you are and tackle life as you see fit.
The knowledge you gain from this can be used to your great advantage, but I guess the age gap has to be significant enough.
I have a resolution: if someone needs help, I'll try to assist if I can. The good thing about this is that I can be superior to both my siblings and my class, in a way.
Unlikely Scenario:
Old Lady That I Know: I can't hold this box for much longer!
Me: I'll help!
--Helps her to her house--
Old Lady: Thank you!
Baby Sis: I love playing!
Me: Well, I helped somebody, so I'M SUPERIOR!
--Helps one person each day--
When winter break is over:
Teacher: OK, class, what did you do?
Girls That I Hate: We played with our pets and watched TV!
Showoff: I played baseball!
Crush: I got a new fantasy book series!
Friend: I played some video games!
Me: I helped various people and worked on my book report! Seems like I'm the productive one!
Everyone: Wait, our book reports...
--They make lame excuses--
Me: Reh heh heh.
At some point in your lives, if you carry this one out now, you may get a sports car from your parents come Christmas, and they will receive a suspiciously sealed packet.
According to my parents, I am the perfect daughter, an angel, a lady. They wish my brother would follow in his big sister's footsteps. Haha.
This one is the best method, man! And hey, taping your siblings to the bed isn't so kind!
Be it on your head, bud. It's one way to do it, but if you wake them, you're in a pickle.
It's comforting to know that my brother has no idea what a Bose-Einstein condensate is. When he asks me if I know the difference between rugby union and rugby league, I simply say that I don't really have to.
See, bro, use your time more productively.
Sounds cruel, but it may benefit them.
My older brother tried to force me into wrestling. If I had a younger brother, I'd make him join the band.
My younger brother always wants me to play video games with him. When I do, I am instantly better at it than he is. Suddenly, he doesn't want to play that game anymore.