Top Ten Most Ridiculous Things to Make a News Report About

The news reporters must not have anything else to report if they report this stuff on the news.

The Top Ten

1 Someone is asleep in bed
2 Someone is making a TheTopTens list

It could be a list that creates an international incident... - PositronWildhawk

3 Someone ate breakfast
4 Someone walked down the street
5 Someone is watching T.V
6 Someone is wearing shoes
7 Someone is bored

Mass boredom outbreak? That's no news. - PositronWildhawk

8 Someone married a chair
9 Someone talked

Which is what the news reporter just did. - Kiteretsunu

10 Someone buys a game in GameStop

The Contenders

11 Someone is playing a card game
12 Someone pooped

If my Asian relatives were news reporters they would probably do this because they're obsessed with little kids' poop. This is what they would probably say...

Breaking news! <insert baby/toddler's name here> just made a BIG poo-poo and it smells really bad! It is also <insert any color of poop here>!

We all would be so famous.

13 Someone sneezed
14 Saw a big cat
15 Someone is eating fried chicken
16 Someone farting
17 Someone Married A Pole
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