Top Ten Most Ridiculous Things to Make a News Report AboutThe news reporters must not have anything else to report if they report this stuff on the news.
The Top Ten
It could be a list that creates an international incident... - PositronWildhawk
Mass boredom outbreak? That's no news. - PositronWildhawk
Which is what the news reporter just did. - Kiteretsunu
If my Asian relatives were news reporters they would probably do this because they're obsessed with little kids' poop. This is what they would probably say...
Breaking news! <insert baby/toddler's name here> just made a BIG poo-poo and it smells really bad! It is also <insert any color of poop here>!
We all would be so famous.