Top Ten Most Ridiculous Things to Make a News Report About
The news reporters must not have anything else to report if they report this stuff on the news.The Top Ten
1 Someone is bored
Mass boredom outbreak? That's no news.
2 Someone ate breakfast
3 Someone is playing a card game
4 Someone pooped
If my Asian relatives were news reporters they would probably do this because they're obsessed with little kids' poop. This is what they would probably say...
Breaking news! <insert baby/toddler's name here> just made a BIG poo-poo and it smells really bad! It is also <insert any color of poop here>!
We all would be so famous.
5 Someone sneezed
6 Someone buys a game in GameStop
7 Saw a big cat
8 Someone walked down the street
9 Someone is asleep in bed
10 Someone talked
Which is what the news reporter just did.
The Contenders
11 Someone is wearing shoes
12 Someone is making a TheTopTens list
It could be a list that creates an international incident...
13 Someone is watching T.V
14 Someone married a chair
15 Someone farting
16 Someone is eating fried chicken
17 Someone Married A Pole
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