Top Ten Most Shocking Things Learned by Taking Polls

The Top Ten

1 73% of people would rather become dumber than less attractive

Humanity is ending. Humans are slowly morphing into a more terrible form. As people start dating dolls, their skin becomes plastic, robots babysitting our children and elderly, autotune replacing voices. Now we sell our brains, reaching lower and lower IQs, we morph into a buetafull form, a form with no brain or authenticity. Personalityless, and gorgeous beings, looks being the only thing we have left. We forget everything, how to breath, progress in reaserch and technology stops. Society colapses and the goverment falls apart. The world becomes cinders and ashes with fools stumbling and falling. We are dolls.

2 100,008 people would pick flying as their super power

Simple power but pretty handy. At least it won't be as dangerous as people getting mind reading abilities.

3 41% of people only speak one language

There were 4 options: 1 language, 2 language 3, and 4. The question was how many languages do you speak. Being bilengual is great, it makes you smarter and it's good for traveling. We have to pick a language to learn in my school, I'm suprised other schools don't.

4 49% of people would rather go to the past than the future

Go to history class and learn about the past! The future is where it's at! I'd rather ride a hoverboard than enter a death camp during the halocast

5 69% of people like sleeping in cold rooms

I just... Ugh... You know what...

I'm one of those 69%

6 75% of people talk to themself out loud when they are alone

7 68% of people feel awkward on stage

I just don't see how it's possible... Eh probably just me.

8 40% of people would like to change appearance as a super natural ability

Well being Tonks sounds pretty flipping amazing.

What can you do with that? Absolutely nothing.

9 64% of people have eaten plastic, metal, etc

Wait! Is that even true? I didn't know voters also love to troll.

How are you still ALIVE?

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