Best Episodes of Itchy & Scratchy (The Simpsons)

The Top Ten
1 Field of Screams

I wanted more from this episode, such as Itchy turning Scratchy into popcorn or something like that.

2 My Bloody Valentine
3 Manhattan Madness
4 Skinless in Seattle
5 Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Scratchy blows up, gets sold, and is eaten.

6 Spherical on 34th Street
7 Candle in the Wound
8 Butter Off Dead

First, he was eaten by a cow because of Itchy, and finally, he ends up in Itchy's belly.

9 To Kill a Talking Bird
10 The Buck Chops Here

Where's Moo Goo Gai Pan?
I liked the episode Moo Goo Gai Pan.
It was my favorite episode out of the lot, with this one being my second favorite. But it isn't here. No one listed it.
Oh well, Honey the cat comes to mind here.
Cupcakes-themed story...

Scratchy's death scene was pretty fitting, if you ask me.

I love Scratchy's death scene.

The Contenders
11 Porch Pals

Sure, it's not violent or gory, but it's still funny.
And they did a little dance, and Scratchy tells the story of Goldilocks to Itchy.
Not forgetting the song, giving each other loads of presents in the opening.

The kids' annoyed reaction and play outside.

This is the only G-rated Itchy & Scratchy episode (besides maybe The Beagle Has Landed).

12 Moo Goo Gai Pain

This is actually my favorite episode, seeing that I love the idea of Scratchy getting cooked and eaten. To tell the truth, I'm actually expecting an episode where Itchy is looking through a cookbook that turns out to be filled with recipes that use Scratchy in every single one. This was actually a fanfiction idea of mine for a while now that never really made it off the ground. But I still wanted to see somebody write it, even if it isn't me - heck, I'm willing to accept anybody with ideas to write it as a story plot.

The story was going to be titled Itchy's Cookbook, and it was planned as a comic-themed story that turns out to be more story than comic, despite being a mixture of both. The plan was to have my brother draw the art while I wrote the story in question, which was going to play out like a Dr. Seuss book - the plan was to have drawings combined with my writing.

I love this episode, and yes, I would love to see more episodes like it because this is the episode I like to reimagine a lot. From Scratchy getting cooked multiple different ways to him getting eaten by pregnant mice or pregnant girls. I loved this episode and it made me want to see Scratchy suffer through something just as bad. The episodes where Scratchy is eaten are always the best.
I don't like the idea of Vanilla cooking Tails or Tails getting eaten, but as long as it isn't canon, I'm willing to accept it.

We really need more Itchy and Scratchy episodes.

Moo Goo Gai Pan is the best episode on this list, and I'm surprised it wasn't listed at number one. Why was Field of Screams there and not this?

Yeah, to tell the truth, I can imagine a Vanilla the Rabbit fanfiction being written based on this episode, despite the fact that she's nothing like Itchy.

It still doesn't stop me from planning out story plots where Vanilla runs her own restaurant and ends up cooking Tails for her customers. I had no idea who'd want to eat him, but I have seen art of Amy and Sally having a taste for him. I guess the writer or artist can add Mina, Bunnie, Nicole, and maybe Cream in if they want more female Mobians eating the little guy.

We need more Itchy and Scratchy episodes.

Can somebody draw Vanilla and Cream having a friend for dinner based on this episode?
Eka's Portal only. I won't accept DeviantArt.
Bluemoon the Lucario, please make it happen.
Now, with that out of the way, I couldn't find this episode on this list, so I had to add it, which is strange because everybody loves this episode. I like it as well.
This should be number one.

13 Pinitchio
14 Catatouille
15 The Beagle Has Landed
16 Steamboat Itchy
17 That Happy Cat
18 Itchy & Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat
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