If I block the pressure gap, it's gonna blow!
I'm going to need a condom first... Nah, screw that.
If you concentrate afterwards, you'll find the flowers I left for you.
Derived from what my uncle said when his one came. - PositronWildhawk
According to this form, you have never tested positive for leper's disease. You might want an immunity shot before I start, then.
I remember you! Didn't I do a similar thing with your daughter?
Congratulations! You're educated from Pedobear child rapist school! - Delgia2k
I'm going to apply a softening powder. Just try to look inconspicuous for when the cops get here.
Well, we know one thing. It's a healthy prostate. Do you want it in a jar or back where it was?
Well Pozzy, I was told you've never had a prostate exam, so... - keycha1n
Yes, I have three fingers and one thumb, but I assure you I never saw the rest go.
"I think ye just touched a lunnn-g."
~Karl Pilkington - gemcloben
Hold still, I'll get the rotary drill!
Look, no hands!
You have a sexy ass.