Top Ten Slightly Creepy Things to Hear During Your Prostate Exam
The media is full of jokes about women getting interior cramps. Now let's make things gender equal.The Top Ten
1 If I block the pressure gap, it's gonna blow!
2 I'm going to need a condom first... Nah, screw that.
3 If you concentrate afterwards, you'll find the flowers I left for you.
Derived from what my uncle said when his one came.
4 According to this form, you have never tested positive for leper's disease. You might want an immunity shot before I start, then.
5 I remember you! Didn't I do a similar thing with your daughter?
Congratulations! You're educated from Pedobear child rapist school!
6 I'm going to apply a softening powder. Just try to look inconspicuous for when the cops get here.
7 Well, we know one thing. It's a healthy prostate. Do you want it in a jar or back where it was?
8 Yes, I have three fingers and one thumb, but I assure you I never saw the rest go.
9 Hold still, I'll get the rotary drill!
10 Look, no hands!
The Contenders
11 You have a sexy ass.
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