Top 10 Stupidest Names
The Top Ten Stupidest Names
Dude this is an awesome name. Maybe as a middle name which could make weird stories. - 0w0uwu
Who would EVER name their kid GAYLORD?
Mr. Robinson's full name from The Amazing World Of Gumball is Gaylord Robinson
Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!
If my parents named me this, I would sue them. It should be illegal for parents to give their children names like this.
Sorry fort hat name that is really a stupid name
A guaranteed Future Stripper with no need of a stage name!
Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
I would name my kid north. but north west oh hell no my kid would get bullied
North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.
I don't know what Kanye was thinking, this was not one of his better decisions
how is this name better than the name North?
sure North does not make sense since Kanye's last name is west
BUT DICK. SERIOUSLY!? WHY WOULD ANYONE BURDEN A CHILD WITH SUCH AN AWFUL NAME?
At least the name North sounds kinda cute by itself THIS IS JUST SAD FOR THE CHILD
Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.
I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...
Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!
Whoever put this has a first name of eric, and a last name of cartman
As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.
This kid in my class is named Kyle and he's always sticky and anything he touches becomes sticky. He also makes weird noises constantly and interrupts my learning. Kyle is the dumbest name, every Kyle I know is just stupid. He also draws penis's on the teachers cars in the dirt and scratches the paint.
The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!
This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name
What kinda name is this
I love it it is fun to say
This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something
Good name for a rapper
Great poop name
Bieber is a last name not a first name. - Ihateschool
This name is the most gay name in the world
I can't say that name without laughing. - Drewman1211
I'm not even going to comment in that is so stupid
This is the most batty-fall name ever
Its weird but sound awesome (2 up is my mom name)
Porky means fat, like the inventor of this website
I like bacon but no, just no.
Porky the pork
Is he fat
If I had that name I would 100% change it - Naomidapotato
LOL I love it now shell shockers name tiny kox
I'm gonna name a planet this
I can't even say that
Uh what the heck
Is this barf!
Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this
This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try
Why would you name someone Weedledee?!
Are you talking about a caterpillar, or a human?
Rocky for short?
He rocks the night away
Megaman’s name in Japan - Tgamez
That's the name of a cartoon character from the backyardagains
I know somebody who is called this.
My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation - Copenhagen
I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!
How could you do this to a poor kid
I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!
Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!
This is the best name ever I will probably rename myself this
I have an English assignment and I am naming my character this
Is that like German or something
Is this a name or is this Gibberish?
I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this
Are you kidding me? Was this person so lazy to name their kid?
That is pure torture to your child I don't understand why parents hate their children
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!
Stupid stupid stupid name. Unless your child is a pig. Oink what a stupid name/
It's a good name
I am changing my name to this
THERE's A PERSON NAMED GAYE MCDONALD ON IMDB I'm SCREAMING - wheelers-
Hey! is this where rooster teeth got Yangs name from in RWBY? Or is this her lame sister?
In China it's a real name.
Only Asians have this name!
That is a real name peeps so back off
Ghetto French people name.
It's a cool name! My name is Lina
I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche
Haha it's like late-sha
Is that even a name? It sounds like fart
That's my name ): I feel utterly defeated
Lol I feel bad for dude
Either there parents are mean or they are just plain stupid.
kick him then - MyNanIsQueer
Sorry, butt WHY?!?!
It's Cone backwards. Who wouldn't want to be named Cone? - Copenhagen
It should be considered abuse to name your child this, you might as well just call then fugly - Celestius
in what country do people even have the name enoc? sookie should be right up here with enoc, though
It is a name I have never heard before and it sounds lame. Really lame.
I live in croatia and this is an everyday name.-.
A name for a world-famous ballet composer is stupid? The composer in question is Igor Stravinsky. Also, it's popular in Russia. - PhoenixAura81
This is a common name in many parts of the world and it is not hard to pronounce so it shouldn't be on this list.
That's actually a common European name
I think that's someone vomiting while talking!
Is this even a NAME? I can't even PRONOUNCE it!
Is this even a name?
No shade on pete wentz
It's from Five Nights At Freddy's. It is a creepy video game where you survive and run from man-sized, creepy, living, old soft toys that are called animatronics. Freddy Fazbear is the main antagonist. He is a man-eating teddy bear.
Who hates their kid this much? - Snackfan2BecauseIForgotMyPword
You named him after a game?
Is this a real name? I thought it was just a nickname. Besides, who would want to name their kids after the monstrosity known as "Dora the Explorer."
Maybe Tonks didn't like her name because it had Dora in it, but I don't know. I feel sorry for her - her nickname is Dora.
Does she have siblings named Backpack and Map? And a pet Monkey named Boots and a pet fox named Swiper?
It's better than my name. I wish I could change my name to Dora if it means I can get rid of my current dumb name. - RedTheGremlin
When cooking dora turns to pandora
This is the best name out there I disagree with your list because this is my name and I am offended
The parents must be signing a deal for their son to be bullied.
It has the word POOP in it. If you have this name you should change it IMMEDIATELY (respect my opinion)
Why thou I feel so sorry for this person I just need to ask why Pimplypoop wow just wow
I have a friend name Darrel and I don't think the name is stupid
The Outsiders was a good book shut up
Shut up it's a great name
I don't think it is funny
Pandora was a Greek mythological figure before the app and Jewelry. All of these comments about those, in my opinion, are quite stupid. There is basic research to be done. The Greek Pandora was created by the gods to take revenge on Prometheus for stealing their fire. However, Zeus gave her many gifts, including the gift of curiosity. One day, Zeus gave her a box that she was never to open. Finally, her curiosity got the best of her and she opened the box, thus letting out all of the bad in the world, and when all was emptied, one thing remained--hope.
In short, Pandora is a very pretty name, unless the name is clouded with popular culture, but the myth isn't very good either. If I was promised no one would think about the app or Jewelry, I would name my daughter Pandora. Thank you for reading. I hope you take this comment to heart. Have a nice day.
Somebody walks up to you and says "i'm Pandora and you go, Ooh I have that app too". Then the person says "i'm Pandora". Then you start rolling on the floor laughing and the person throws an iPhone at you, and it has a Pandora app on it.
Pandora sounds like more of a name for animals. My friend/neighbor had a goat named Pandora, but she couldn't keep her because Pandora would be stubborn when we tried to milk her. So we sold her and her babies. It's a nice name for animals I guess.
OMG! What the heck! PANDORA! HAHAHAH! ITS A BRACELET! (NO OFFENSE TO THE PPL WHO HAVE THE NAME... HEHE... PANDORA! ) HAHAHAH LOL LIKE REALLY? WHO NAMED YOU? OKAY I THINK I AM GOING OVERBOARD NOW RIGHT? NEVERMIND! MWAHAHAHAH! SORRY AGAIN TO THE PANDORA PPL! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU DID'NT HEAR FROM ME!
I love this name and I think it is cool
Who names their kid this
Worlds best t.v. show EVER
Martin, in Nordic lore, was the Alchemist and Weapon Maker who used his bare hands, teeth, knees, feet etc in combat. He had mystical abilities in forging weapons for others that were unequaled in strength and held their sharpness perpetually, but his abilities remained only on the condition that he never wield any weapon himself. Also referred to as Martyn Halfhand due to the loss of two fingers of his left hand taken by captors for refusing to reveal his alchemy. It is said to have taken eight men to hold him down as four others laboured for a full day to remove the digits which dulled many blades and tools during the process. Martin, Martyn, Maertin, Maertyn, is found to have appeared in many other civilisations historical tales, lore, and documented records. Strangely his description is consistently similar and his 'unique abilities' always come with a caveat, but most intriguing is the absence of two fingers of the left hand.
The name Martin is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of yore when the name Martin meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
What's wrong with that name? Best name ever man I love it
Wasn't Martin a thief and a liar in one of those Enid Blyton books about the Naughtiest girl? He is pretty nasty, and guys wasn't Martin a Roman general or something in Julius Caesar's time? Yeah well whatever.
Lynn's my sister's middle name; it's awesome!
Isn't there a street King's Lynn somewhere?
It's my favourite name what's wrong with it or it is just me that this website is stupid
That's not a bad name I had a person in our family named lynn
Sounds like a crashed plane.
Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?
I KNEW this would be on here
That is weird spelling
Its stupidly stupid
Take this to the worst name ever
Its (stop the f-bomb) en stupid
That's just unfortunate if you are called stupid
By virtue of this name literally being "Stupid", it should be #1 by default.
'Stupid, come up to the front office' -Person
Hey! My name is Thomas :( why is this a stupid name?
Don't worry, it's not. The person who added this was just being a moron. - RedTheGremlin
This is actually a nice name. Considering there's 5 whole Thomas's in my High-School.
There is nothing wrong with this either it is a nice name and there's nothing wrong with it
Thomas is a stupid name because of Thomas the Train
This is the dumbs name on the planet and the worst Pokemon of time
"Hi I'm Pikachu! I have 717 siblings, such as Squirtle, Mew and Mewtwo, Charmander (the favourite) and Skitty!
Best name in the whole wide world I am going to change my name to this
If you don't know what this is, (which I'm sure everybody's heard by now) it's the name of an animal from the franchise Pokemon.
Fun Fact: This is illegal
When your parents can't think of a decent name
This name is almost as bad as
naming someone "furry the introverted pedophile"
Why just why
Better hope your last name isn't "Theripper" - Unnamed Google User Remade
I love this name, I would name my kids that
It's a good name
Hey that's my brothers friend name and don't make fun of jack and jack. Or jacks gap
That is not qualified to be a name
To cool for this world
Is this a star wars character?
That is not a name at all!
O. O if this was my name... I would run away, change my name, then take a long walk off a short pier...
What?! It's just Poo-Bum! Poo comes out of your bum?! If you're not on drugs and you named your kid this, that's concerning.
What the fudge!? Poo-Bum? SERIOUSLY POO COMES OUT OF YOUR BUM. The person who named him/her is on drugs!
This is an absolutely hilarious name I want to meet someone called "POOP-BUM"
Laqueefa is god's real name
This is the best name ever whatchu mean
Is it pronounced 'beater'?
This is the worst name ever. Hey 🅱️eter
Only because of that stupid Vine.
Jeff is not weird
There was a Jeff in my first grade class
Maybe because every one would tell them Wake Up Jeff! if they fall asleep. - Ihateschool
Lol I have a friend named Sean. Everyone always annoyed him by actually calling him Sean until he started calling himself Sean on purpose.
I personally like the name Sean even though it sounds different than what it is spelled like
Who names your kid "Sean" when that sounds like "Sean" rather than "Shawn." this is just stupid.
This is the name of my friendship husband
My classmates friend is this name, lol
He's a good player
I hate the Steven Universe character a lot. - Ihateschool
Ronaldo is the worst name because he is retarted
I depends if this is for a girl or a guy
Hey, this is my mom's name! At least it's not super high!
Please don't say that it was my teachers name tracy or I think it's traci but her last name is robinson so we called her ms robinson she was my favorite teacher and she was second grade
What kind stupid name is this It should be in the top ten at least. Who ever made this name up is a complete moron
Sounds a bit ghetto to me. I wouldn't name my baby this.
I could barely read it
This name is a stupid play on thename Tanya, which is a name you would have heard. It is also a common name in India.
You pronounce the dash
What kind of name is La-a? Unless a oversizd goat is screaming I don't wanna hear it! Lolz
La-a unless someone is saying la-a? who the heck would name their kids this.
The dash don't be silent hun mm