Top 10 Stupidest Names
The Top Ten
Well this is more a nickname and yeeh it is just ridicolous. Ever heard of " The amazing world of gumball"? So you know who is the neighbour of Gumball
Yes Mr.Gaylord Robinson and of course my friends watch it and when its tell the name gaylord robinson they say " It is a gay lord"
This is (obviously) very gay. And It could ruin your life like someone else says. A friend of mine joked his name is Gaylord. I didn't believe him.
Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!
I don't think your child would like to be called like that seriously Gaylord that makes us think of him as gay...
If u have that name I feel so bad for you, imagine having this name, I thing that you would get bullied a lot, if I had this name I'd go by Kiki because of the qui qui part at the end.
If I was named this I think I would of Changed my name this name is so Stupided and if you sound it out it’s worse “sha Booty qui” really imagine all the hate you would get if this was your name
Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care
A serious stupid name, not being offensive, but if you got that name, I will really have a real tongue twister to work on, just to be their friend!
North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
I think North is a very dumb name altogether but North West?! You have got to be kidding me Kardashians
Really Kanye? You named your child North West? Who does that! I mean North is a great name… when you don't have the last name of West, someone needs to give Kanye a lesson in naming!
Why? Just why? Stick with Richard.
Don’t make a kid suffer like:
You get the idea. The list will go on for ages. This person’s gonna bet bullied so much.
Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!
Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.
I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...
As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.
The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
This kid in my class is named Kyle and he's always sticky and anything he touches becomes sticky. He also makes weird noises constantly and interrupts my learning. Kyle is the dumbest name, every Kyle I know is just stupid. He also draws penis's on the teachers cars in the dirt and scratches the paint.
This is the worst name I have ever seen in the history of the world. Ten times worse than anythings that Kim Kardashian has named her children. Disgusting.
Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!
This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name
What kinda name is this
I love it it is fun to say
Who despises of their child enough to name them after one of the worst people in existence?
Horrible name for a horrible person and singer too. If anyone uses this name, they are screwed.
This name is the most gay name in the world
Bieber is a last name not a first name.
This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something
Good name for a rapper
Sounds like la squish
Great poop name
It's pronounced Ab-Si-Dee don't be upset that someone has an unique name that you didn't think of.
That is pure torture to your child I don't understand why parents hate their children
I would love to name my kid that my first kid and then my second a and third b and so on
I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this
Porky means fat, like the inventor of this website
I like bacon but no, just no.
Is this person a dead pig
Porky the pork
Not gonna lie, this sounds f---ing awesome. I would never name a human that, but OH MAH GAWD, it sounds amazing.
I'm not even going to comment in that is so stupid
I can't say that name without laughing.
Its weird but sound awesome (2 up is my mom name)
What how do you even pronounce that
I'm gonna name a planet this
I can't even say that
Uh what the heck
I fell down and broke something when I saw this name. I'm not kidding. I can guaran-damn-tee you that I will never meet anyone with this name.
This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try
Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this
Weedledee,REALLY! Some parents are just stupid. Sorry if I offended anyone but really this name is so stupid that I'm really rolling around on the floor,laughing. Sorry again,I feel so sorry for people with this name.
He rocks the night away
Rocky for short?
Megaman’s name in Japan
killed 2 birds with one Rockman XD
My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation
That's the name of a cartoon character from the backyardagains
I know somebody who is called this.
I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!
I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!
Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!
How could you do this to a poor kid
Lol, did you just walk into the forest and pick out words you thought the cracks in the stones made?
This is the best name ever I will probably rename myself this
I have an English assignment and I am naming my character this
I can't even pronounce this.
Did they mix up some alphabet soup and get this or smth
Oink is So Funny! Me and my sister are so much. My sister is 6 and I am 8,but Link for Oink for a name now that sounds stupid and it is stupid, Amagion if your child was called Oink.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
What is wrong with this? Oink? It reminds me of a kid named Jet with a really pink face
Gay with a e? geez if I had a child and named it gaye- oh I can't even imagine.
I am changing my name to this
It's a good name
It’s gay with an e smart one
What the fudge!? Who the hell names there child Pimplypoop! It obviously says Pimply*POOP* These people are getting on my nerves
This is the best name out there I disagree with your list because this is my name and I am offended
So many reasons why this is terrible. I mean pimply is bad and poop is bad why not put them together
Why thou I feel so sorry for this person I just need to ask why Pimplypoop wow just wow
Our linguistics expert says this is pronounced exzaeya 12. It's cruel to name your kid something that looks like it's a name for the Terminator
This is a very strange name. I like all the memes people are making about it though
Unfortunately, this isn't a troll item. Elon Musk's kid is actually named this. Can you imagine being behind X Æ A-12 at the DMV?
This is a robot name
Hey! is this where rooster teeth got Yangs name from in RWBY? Or is this her lame sister?
That is a real name peeps so back off
Only Asians have this name!
Not only Asians,.. someone who likes it could have their name like this... I'm getting a racist vibe out of your comment...
In China it's a real name.
By virtue of this name literally being "Stupid", it should be #1 by default.
"Hi! I'm stupid! My friends call me Stew. Or would if I had any."
'Stupid, come up to the front office' -Person
You really don't know why it's stupid?
I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche
This just sounds like an ugly name
Ghetto French people name.
It's a cool name! My name is Lina
How can Elon Musk have such a normal name (even if it's kind of uncommon,) and his wife has the nickname "Grimes" (which would be a great name for a swamp monster,) and the kid's name is as normal as "Kksjbbffhhfjdjj"?
Yeah it is not that great a stage name usually people would want something that flows of the tongue well.
Who the heck changes their name to GRIMES?