Top 10 Stupidest Names
The Top Ten
Sorry fort hat name that is really a stupid name
Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care
A guaranteed Future Stripper with no need of a stage name!
This name is great and I chose it for my portuguese name becausye asdiuds fusguzdfnLKSBHuih uiertm shabootiquiquiV 45 Comments
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.
I don't know what Kanye was thinking, this was not one of his better decisions
Brandon' is the best nameV 47 Comments
Who would EVER name their kid GAYLORD?
Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!
I don't think your child would like to be called like that seriously Gaylord that makes us think of him as gay...
Back then gay meant happy. Gaylord=happylord. To bad there is men who really like analV 41 Comments
This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name
What kinda name is this
I want that name...
I feel so badV 2 Comments
No racism intended but usually black people have this name I think
This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something
Good name for a rapper
Pepe the frogV 2 Comments
Whoever put this has a first name of eric, and a last name of cartman
As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.
The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
i agreeV 119 Comments
I'm not even going to comment in that is so stupid
I can't say that name without laughing. - Drewman1211
My god you drunk or something?
I love this! - IamdaschelV 4 Comments
I'm gonna name a planet this
I can't even say that
Is this barf!
Is a reasonV 1 Comment
Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this
This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try
Why would you name someone Weedledee?!
This is the funniest thing ever - IamdaschelV 21 Comments
Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.
Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!
I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...
haV 63 Comments
I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this
How could you do this to a poor kid
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!
Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!
I am better at pvp in minecraft than the other kid and I am a god get double shrektV 9 Comments
Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!
Spoink pokemon that's wot it reminds me of haha...V 43 Comments
This is the best name ever I will probably rename myself this
Is that like German or something
I have an English assignment and I am naming my character this
BEST NAME EVERV 15 Comments
I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this
That is pure torture to your child I don't understand why parents hate their children
Are you kidding me? Was this person so lazy to name their kid?
I would love to name my kid that my first kid and then my second a and third b and so on - IamdaschelV 15 Comments
It's a cool name! My name is Lina
Ghetto French people name.
I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche
poopV 10 Comments
Is that even a name? It sounds like fart
That's my name ): I feel utterly defeated
Lol I feel bad for dude
Queen Lartweefa.V 3 Comments
It should be considered abuse to name your child this, you might as well just call then fugly - Celestius
It is a name I have never heard before and it sounds lame. Really lame.
in what country do people even have the name enoc? sookie should be right up here with enoc, though
What's wrong with this name I don't get it - IamdaschelV 13 Comments
I live in croatia and this is an everyday name.-.
This is a common name in many parts of the world and it is not hard to pronounce so it shouldn't be on this list.
That's actually a common European name
I live in Serbia,in Slavic countries this name is common,what is it here,it's not stupid at all...V 14 Comments
Is this even a NAME? I can't even PRONOUNCE it!
I think that's someone vomiting while talking!
Is this even a name?
AKWARD... VERY STRANGE
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List StatsUpdated 21 Sep 2017
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