Top 10 Stupidest Names
The Top Ten
Dude this is an awesome name. Maybe as a middle name which could make weird stories. - 0w0uwu
That goes against the lord so bad what if he is christan
What if this kid is straight86 Comments
If my parents named me this, I would sue them. It should be illegal for parents to give their children names like this.
What the hec bro?
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
I would name my kid north. but north west oh hell no my kid would get bullied
Stupidest name of all time. Kim Kardashian's lame. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo
That’s a direction51 Comments
I would kill my mom if she named me that!
It's actually a nickname for the name Richard. - PhoenixAura81
Suck it kid!80 Comments
Whoever put this has a first name of eric, and a last name of cartman
How is this a bad name
This name has the big gay
Imao I have a tegu named Kyle130 Comments
Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!
Reshiram?! Why is there a Pokémon here?
I love it it is fun to say7 Comments
Its laquishin bad
This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something
Good name for a rapper5 Comments
This name is the most gay name in the world
Bieber is a last name not a first name. - Ihateschool
The name is just so good muah!
super gay6 Comments
It sounds like in a comic when someone falls
I like it
This is the most batty-fall name ever10 Comments
I like bacon but no, just no.
Porky means fat, like the inventor of this website
Porky the pork
Is he fat3 Comments
I'm gonna name a planet this
I can't even say that
Uh what the heck
Is this barf!3 Comments
Wow! can you bring Kirby and friends too?
That should be a name of a Pokemon
Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this
This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try30 Comments
He rocks the night away
Megaman’s name in Japan - Tgamez
Rocky for short?
That's the name of a cartoon character from the backyardagains
My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation - Copenhagen
I know somebody who is called this.
I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this1 Comment
Double shrek minecraft
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!13 Comments
Icelandic? Alien language? what!?! - 0w0uwu
Is this a name or is this Gibberish?
When your name is a full sentence
Greatest name of all time26 Comments
That's my name
I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this
Are you kidding me? Was this person so lazy to name their kid?23 Comments
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
O.o if this was my name I would just run away and change my name.
Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!49 Comments
I am changing my name to this
It's a good name
THERE's A PERSON NAMED GAYE MCDONALD ON IMDB I'm SCREAMING - wheelers-2 Comments
Hey! is this where rooster teeth got Yangs name from in RWBY? Or is this her lame sister?
This is an Asian surname...
I'm half Vietnamese and nobody calls me this. what
In China it's a real name.4 Comments
Ghetto French people name.
It's a cool name! My name is Lina
I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche
Haha it's like late-sha8 Comments
Yaaa I love this name I'm crying
Is that even a name? It sounds like fart8 Comments
Either there parents are mean or they are just plain stupid.
Sorry, butt WHY?!?!
It's Cone backwards. Who wouldn't want to be named Cone? - Copenhagen
It should be considered abuse to name your child this, you might as well just call then fugly - Celestius
in what country do people even have the name enoc? sookie should be right up here with enoc, though
It is a name I have never heard before and it sounds lame. Really lame.14 Comments
Anyways stream igor by tyler the creator! - wheelers-
A name for a world-famous ballet composer is stupid? The composer in question is Igor Stravinsky. Also, it's popular in Russia. - PhoenixAura81
I live in croatia and this is an everyday name.-.19 Comments
I think that's someone vomiting while talking!
Is this even a NAME? I can't even PRONOUNCE it!
Is this even a name?
No shade on pete wentz2 Comments
It's from Five Nights At Freddy's. It is a creepy video game where you survive and run from man-sized, creepy, living, old soft toys that are called animatronics. Freddy Fazbear is the main antagonist. He is a man-eating teddy bear.
Who hates their kid this much? - Snackfan2BecauseIForgotMyPword
You named him after a game?
When cooking dora turns to pandora
Dora the explorer
Is this a real name? I thought it was just a nickname. Besides, who would want to name their kids after the monstrosity known as "Dora the Explorer."
Maybe Tonks didn't like her name because it had Dora in it, but I don't know. I feel sorry for her - her nickname is Dora.
This is the best name out there I disagree with your list because this is my name and I am offended
Brilliant. Naming my llama on minecraft this.
THis is popooyyy
Naming my son this37 Comments
The Outsiders was a good book shut up
I think that’s a pretty name
I have a friend name Darrel and I don't think the name is stupid
Shut up it's a great name13 Comments
Pandora was a Greek mythological figure before the app and Jewelry. All of these comments about those, in my opinion, are quite stupid. There is basic research to be done. The Greek Pandora was created by the gods to take revenge on Prometheus for stealing their fire. However, Zeus gave her many gifts, including the gift of curiosity. One day, Zeus gave her a box that she was never to open. Finally, her curiosity got the best of her and she opened the box, thus letting out all of the bad in the world, and when all was emptied, one thing remained--hope.
In short, Pandora is a very pretty name, unless the name is clouded with popular culture, but the myth isn't very good either. If I was promised no one would think about the app or Jewelry, I would name my daughter Pandora. Thank you for reading. I hope you take this comment to heart. Have a nice day.
Somebody walks up to you and says "i'm Pandora and you go, Ooh I have that app too". Then the person says "i'm Pandora". Then you start rolling on the floor laughing and the person throws an iPhone at you, and it has a Pandora app on it.
Pandora sounds like more of a name for animals. My friend/neighbor had a goat named Pandora, but she couldn't keep her because Pandora would be stubborn when we tried to milk her. So we sold her and her babies. It's a nice name for animals I guess.
OMG! What the heck! PANDORA! HAHAHAH! ITS A BRACELET! (NO OFFENSE TO THE PPL WHO HAVE THE NAME... HEHE... PANDORA! ) HAHAHAH LOL LIKE REALLY? WHO NAMED YOU? OKAY I THINK I AM GOING OVERBOARD NOW RIGHT? NEVERMIND! MWAHAHAHAH! SORRY AGAIN TO THE PANDORA PPL! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU DID'NT HEAR FROM ME!19 Comments
Who names their kid this
I love this name and I think it is cool
Worlds best t.v. show EVER
Martin, in Nordic lore, was the Alchemist and Weapon Maker who used his bare hands, teeth, knees, feet etc in combat. He had mystical abilities in forging weapons for others that were unequaled in strength and held their sharpness perpetually, but his abilities remained only on the condition that he never wield any weapon himself. Also referred to as Martyn Halfhand due to the loss of two fingers of his left hand taken by captors for refusing to reveal his alchemy. It is said to have taken eight men to hold him down as four others laboured for a full day to remove the digits which dulled many blades and tools during the process. Martin, Martyn, Maertin, Maertyn, is found to have appeared in many other civilisations historical tales, lore, and documented records. Strangely his description is consistently similar and his 'unique abilities' always come with a caveat, but most intriguing is the absence of two fingers of the left hand.
I would name my child that, it's not stupid it is the the name of M.L.K
The name Martin is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of yore when the name Martin meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
I don't like the sound of it...wouldn't name a child that. - RedTheGremlin19 Comments
I like that name. It's cool. - PhoenixAura81
That is my mommy name she would be pissed
Lynn is an amazing name and should not be on this list.
Lynn's my sister's middle name; it's awesome!10 Comments
I love this name
Best name ever
This is just STUPID lol
Its stupidly stupid
Take this to the worst name ever
Its (stop the f-bomb) en stupid
Sounds like a crashed plane.
Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?
I KNEW this would be on here
That is weird spelling1 Comment
Rip thomas >< - wheelers-
Why such hate
Hey! My name is Thomas :( why is this a stupid name?
Don't worry, it's not. The person who added this was just being a moron. - RedTheGremlin
This is actually a nice name. Considering there's 5 whole Thomas's in my High-School.20 Comments
When your parents can't think of a decent name
Why just why
My name is Thanos who does the Snappos in order to killos
This name is almost as bad as
naming someone "furry the introverted pedophile"
THE PIC IS CUTE!
This is the dumbs name on the planet and the worst Pokemon of time
Best name in the whole wide world I am going to change my name to this
"Hi I'm Pikachu! I have 717 siblings, such as Squirtle, Mew and Mewtwo, Charmander (the favourite) and Skitty!7 Comments
Laqueefa is god's real name
This is the best name ever whatchu mean
Better hope your last name isn't "Theripper" - Unnamed Google User Remade
My step brother's name. I hate him!
This is my name
I love this name, I would name my kids that11 Comments
To cool for this world
That is not qualified to be a name
Is this a star wars character?10 Comments
O. O if this was my name... I would run away, change my name, then take a long walk off a short pier...
This is a rip off
Are you serious poo bum you know what poo comes out of right
What's next? Pee-Peee, pee-dick, pee-wee? Piwi?!?!13 Comments
I depends if this is for a girl or a guy
Hey, this is my mom's name! At least it's not super high!
Please don't say that it was my teachers name tracy or I think it's traci but her last name is robinson so we called her ms robinson she was my favorite teacher and she was second grade2 Comments
Maybe because every one would tell them Wake Up Jeff! if they fall asleep. - Ihateschool
Only because of that stupid Vine.
Jeff is not weird
There was a Jeff in my first grade class13 Comments
Is it pronounced 'beater'?
This is the worst name ever. Hey 🅱️eter
What kind stupid name is this It should be in the top ten at least. Who ever made this name up is a complete moron
Sounds a bit ghetto to me. I wouldn't name my baby this.
I could barely read it
This name is a stupid play on thename Tanya, which is a name you would have heard. It is also a common name in India.4 Comments
Ladasha? Can I just say how ridiculous it sounds
What kind of name is La-a? Unless a oversizd goat is screaming I don't wanna hear it! Lolz
You pronounce the dash
La-a unless someone is saying la-a? who the heck would name their kids this.19 Comments
Lol I have a friend named Sean. Everyone always annoyed him by actually calling him Sean until he started calling himself Sean on purpose.
I personally like the name Sean even though it sounds different than what it is spelled like
Who names your kid "Sean" when that sounds like "Sean" rather than "Shawn." this is just stupid.
My classmates friend is this name, lol
That's Jacksepticeyes name!2 Comments
I hate the Steven Universe character a lot. - Ihateschool
He's a good player1 Comment
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