Top 10 Stupidest Names
The Top Ten
What if this kid is straight
Gumball is amazing.V 82 Comments
What the hec bro?
If my parents named me this, I would sue them. It should be illegal for parents to give their children names like this.
This name is goals, my friend renamed his name this. Lol
Why would someone ruin their child's life like this?
I would name my kid north. but north west oh hell no my kid would get bullied
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
That’s a direction
Stupidest name of all time. Kim Kardashian's lame. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNoV 51 Comments
It's actually a nickname for the name Richard. - PhoenixAura81
Suck it kid!
Best name for your kids to get bullied
YesV 78 Comments
Whoever put this has a first name of eric, and a last name of cartman
How is this a bad name
This name has the big gay
Imao I have a tegu named KyleV 130 Comments
Its laquishin bad
This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something
Good name for a rapperV 5 Comments
Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!
Reshiram?! Why is there a Pokémon here?
I love it it is fun to sayV 7 Comments
This name is the most gay name in the world
Bieber is a last name not a first name. - Ihateschool
The name is just so good muah!
SUPA GAEV 6 Comments
It sounds like in a comic when someone falls
I like it
This is the most batty-fall name everV 10 Comments
I like bacon but no, just no.
Porky means fat, like the inventor of this website
Porky the pork
Is he fatV 2 Comments
I'm gonna name a planet this
I can't even say that
Uh what the heck
Is this barf!V 3 Comments
That should be a name of a Pokemon
Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this
This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try
Why would you name someone Weedledee?!V 29 Comments
He rocks the night away
Rocky for short?
That's the name of a cartoon character from the backyardagains
My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation - Copenhagen
It's a chode guy name
I know somebody who is called this.V 1 Comment
Double shrek minecraft
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!
I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!V 12 Comments
Is this a name or is this Gibberish?
When your name is a full sentence
Greatest name of all time
This name is very stupid, but the name "Mikhail" is much stupider.V 25 Comments
That's my name
Lmao they forgot the fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child thisV 23 Comments
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!
Stupid stupid stupid name. Unless your child is a pig. Oink what a stupid name/V 48 Comments
I am changing my name to this
THERE's A PERSON NAMED GAYE MCDONALD ON IMDB I'm SCREAMING - wheelers-
It's a good nameV 2 Comments
This is an Asian surname...
I'm half Vietnamese and nobody calls me this. what
In China it's a real name.
Only Asians have this name!V 3 Comments
Ghetto French people name.
It's a cool name! My name is Lina
I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche
Haha it's like late-shaV 8 Comments
Yaaa I love this name I'm crying
Is that even a name? It sounds like fartV 8 Comments
Either there parents are mean or they are just plain stupid.
Sorry, butt WHY?!?!
It's Cone backwards. Who wouldn't want to be named Cone? - Copenhagen
It should be considered abuse to name your child this, you might as well just call then fugly - Celestius
It is a name I have never heard before and it sounds lame. Really lame.
in what country do people even have the name enoc? sookie should be right up here with enoc, thoughV 14 Comments
A name for a world-famous ballet composer is stupid? The composer in question is Igor Stravinsky. Also, it's popular in Russia. - PhoenixAura81
I live in croatia and this is an everyday name.-.
YeS MAsTeRV 18 Comments
I think that's someone vomiting while talking!
Is this even a NAME? I can't even PRONOUNCE it!
Is this even a name?
No shade on pete wentzV 2 Comments
It's from Five Nights At Freddy's. It is a creepy video game where you survive and run from man-sized, creepy, living, old soft toys that are called animatronics. Freddy Fazbear is the main antagonist. He is a man-eating teddy bear.
Who hates their kid this much? - Snackfan2BecauseIForgotMyPword
You named him after a game?
When cooking dora turns to pandora
Dora the explorer
Is this a real name? I thought it was just a nickname. Besides, who would want to name their kids after the monstrosity known as "Dora the Explorer."
Maybe Tonks didn't like her name because it had Dora in it, but I don't know. I feel sorry for her - her nickname is Dora.
The Outsiders was a good book shut up
I think that’s a pretty name
I have a friend name Darrel and I don't think the name is stupid
Shut up it's a great nameV 13 Comments
Pandora was a Greek mythological figure before the app and Jewelry. All of these comments about those, in my opinion, are quite stupid. There is basic research to be done. The Greek Pandora was created by the gods to take revenge on Prometheus for stealing their fire. However, Zeus gave her many gifts, including the gift of curiosity. One day, Zeus gave her a box that she was never to open. Finally, her curiosity got the best of her and she opened the box, thus letting out all of the bad in the world, and when all was emptied, one thing remained--hope.
In short, Pandora is a very pretty name, unless the name is clouded with popular culture, but the myth isn't very good either. If I was promised no one would think about the app or Jewelry, I would name my daughter Pandora. Thank you for reading. I hope you take this comment to heart. Have a nice day.
Somebody walks up to you and says "i'm Pandora and you go, Ooh I have that app too". Then the person says "i'm Pandora". Then you start rolling on the floor laughing and the person throws an iPhone at you, and it has a Pandora app on it.
Pandora sounds like more of a name for animals. My friend/neighbor had a goat named Pandora, but she couldn't keep her because Pandora would be stubborn when we tried to milk her. So we sold her and her babies. It's a nice name for animals I guess.
OMG! What the heck! PANDORA! HAHAHAH! ITS A BRACELET! (NO OFFENSE TO THE PPL WHO HAVE THE NAME... HEHE... PANDORA! ) HAHAHAH LOL LIKE REALLY? WHO NAMED YOU? OKAY I THINK I AM GOING OVERBOARD NOW RIGHT? NEVERMIND! MWAHAHAHAH! SORRY AGAIN TO THE PANDORA PPL! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU DID'NT HEAR FROM ME!V 19 Comments
Brilliant. Naming my llama on minecraft this.
Naming my son this
Why thou I feel so sorry for this person I just need to ask why Pimplypoop wow just wow
The parents must be signing a deal for their son to be bullied.V 35 Comments
Who names their kid this
I love this name and I think it is cool
Worlds best t.v. show EVER
Martin, in Nordic lore, was the Alchemist and Weapon Maker who used his bare hands, teeth, knees, feet etc in combat. He had mystical abilities in forging weapons for others that were unequaled in strength and held their sharpness perpetually, but his abilities remained only on the condition that he never wield any weapon himself. Also referred to as Martyn Halfhand due to the loss of two fingers of his left hand taken by captors for refusing to reveal his alchemy. It is said to have taken eight men to hold him down as four others laboured for a full day to remove the digits which dulled many blades and tools during the process. Martin, Martyn, Maertin, Maertyn, is found to have appeared in many other civilisations historical tales, lore, and documented records. Strangely his description is consistently similar and his 'unique abilities' always come with a caveat, but most intriguing is the absence of two fingers of the left hand.
I would name my child that, it's not stupid it is the the name of M.L.K
The name Martin is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of yore when the name Martin meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
I don't like the sound of it...wouldn't name a child that. - RedTheGremlinV 19 Comments
I like that name. It's cool. - PhoenixAura81
That is my mommy name she would be pissed
Lynn is an amazing name and should not be on this list.
Lynn's my sister's middle name; it's awesome!V 10 Comments
Why such hate
This is a nice name... - RedTheGremlin
Hey! My name is Thomas :( why is this a stupid name?
Don't worry, it's not. The person who added this was just being a moron. - RedTheGremlin
This is actually a nice name. Considering there's 5 whole Thomas's in my High-School.V 19 Comments
Sounds like a crashed plane.
Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?
I KNEW this would be on here
That is weird spellingV 1 Comment
I love this name
Best name ever
This is just STUPID lol
Its stupidly stupid
Take this to the worst name ever
Its (stop the f-bomb) en stupid
When your parents can't think of a decent name
Why just why
My name is Thanos who does the Snappos in order to killos
This name is almost as bad as
naming someone "furry the introverted pedophile"
Laqueefa is god's real name
This is the best name ever whatchu mean
This is the dumbs name on the planet and the worst Pokemon of time
Best name in the whole wide world I am going to change my name to this
"Hi I'm Pikachu! I have 717 siblings, such as Squirtle, Mew and Mewtwo, Charmander (the favourite) and Skitty!
If you don't know what this is, (which I'm sure everybody's heard by now) it's the name of an animal from the franchise Pokemon.V 6 Comments
My step brother's name. I hate him!
This is my name
I like the name Jack, actually. - RedTheGremlin
I love this name, I would name my kids thatV 10 Comments
To cool for this world
That is not qualified to be a name
Is this a star wars character?V 10 Comments
I depends if this is for a girl or a guy
Hey, this is my mom's name! At least it's not super high!
Please don't say that it was my teachers name tracy or I think it's traci but her last name is robinson so we called her ms robinson she was my favorite teacher and she was second gradeV 2 Comments
Maybe because every one would tell them Wake Up Jeff! if they fall asleep. - Ihateschool
Hi my name is jeff!
Only because of that stupid Vine.
Jeff is not weirdV 13 Comments
This is a rip off
Are you serious poo bum you know what poo comes out of right
What's next? Pee-Peee, pee-dick, pee-wee? Piwi?!?!
What?! It's just Poo-Bum! Poo comes out of your bum?! If you're not on drugs and you named your kid this, that's concerning.V 12 Comments
Is it pronounced 'beater'?
This is the worst name ever. Hey 🅱️eter
What kind stupid name is this It should be in the top ten at least. Who ever made this name up is a complete moron
Sounds a bit ghetto to me. I wouldn't name my baby this.
I could barely read it
This name is a stupid play on thename Tanya, which is a name you would have heard. It is also a common name in India.V 4 Comments
Ladasha? Can I just say how ridiculous it sounds
What kind of name is La-a? Unless a oversizd goat is screaming I don't wanna hear it! Lolz
You pronounce the dash
La-a unless someone is saying la-a? who the heck would name their kids this.V 19 Comments
Lol I have a friend named Sean. Everyone always annoyed him by actually calling him Sean until he started calling himself Sean on purpose.
I personally like the name Sean even though it sounds different than what it is spelled like
Who names your kid "Sean" when that sounds like "Sean" rather than "Shawn." this is just stupid.
My classmates friend is this name, lol
That's Jacksepticeyes name!V 2 Comments
I hate the Steven Universe character a lot. - Ihateschool
He's a good playerV 1 Comment
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