Top 10 Stupidest Names

The Top Ten
1 Gaylord

Well this is more a nickname and yeeh it is just ridicolous. Ever heard of " The amazing world of gumball"? So you know who is the neighbour of Gumball
Yes Mr.Gaylord Robinson and of course my friends watch it and when its tell the name gaylord robinson they say " It is a gay lord"

This is (obviously) very gay. And It could ruin your life like someone else says. A friend of mine joked his name is Gaylord. I didn't believe him.

Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!

I don't think your child would like to be called like that seriously Gaylord that makes us think of him as gay...

2 Shabootiquiqui

dis iz wors den killi' yo kid!
I don't even know what I'd do at this point if I had name like this!
this is just soooo sad...I'm-ii-I'm-I'm...just soooo sorry if this is your name. because' then I feel bad 4 u bro!

If u have that name I feel so bad for you, imagine having this name, I thing that you would get bullied a lot, if I had this name I'd go by Kiki because of the qui qui part at the end.

Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care

A serious stupid name, not being offensive, but if you got that name, I will really have a real tongue twister to work on, just to be their friend!

3 North West

North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.

North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!

I think North is a very dumb name altogether but North West?! You have got to be kidding me Kardashians

Really Kanye? You named your child North West? Who does that! I mean North is a great name… when you don't have the last name of West, someone needs to give Kanye a lesson in naming!

4 Abcde

It's pronounced Ab-Si-Dee don't be upset that someone has an unique name that you didn't think of.

That is pure torture to your child I don't understand why parents hate their children

I would love to name my kid that my first kid and then my second a and third b and so on

I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this

5 Dick

Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!

Why? Just why? Stick with Richard.
Don’t make a kid suffer like:
Dick Small
Dick Long
You get the idea. The list will go on for ages. This person’s gonna bet bullied so much.

Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.

I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...

6 BoomQuisha

Is this meant to sound like a rockstar?! It sounds more like something one would name a chipmunk.

Not gonna lie, this sounds f---ing awesome. I would never name a human that, but OH MAH GAWD, it sounds amazing.

I'm not even going to comment in that is so stupid

Sounds like some kind of username for an online name

7 Kyle

As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.

The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.

This kid in my class is named Kyle and he's always sticky and anything he touches becomes sticky. He also makes weird noises constantly and interrupts my learning. Kyle is the dumbest name, every Kyle I know is just stupid. He also draws penis's on the teachers cars in the dirt and scratches the paint.

This is the worst name I have ever seen in the history of the world. Ten times worse than anythings that Kim Kardashian has named her children. Disgusting.

8 Ra'aashalm

Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!

This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name

What kinda name is this

I love it it is fun to say

9 La-quisha

I think that it is a nice name for a Spanish singer but for a child man that's just cruel

This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something

Good name for a person that likes to squish

Good name for a rapper

10 A'legend

Well u are what your called they always say

"This name is named by thugs."

No one says that...

Create though.

The Contenders
11 Porky

Is this implying the parents believe their child is worth no more than a dead pig?!

Porky means fat, like the inventor of this website

If I wanted a kid I would name it porky

So your child is a pig then you are the senior pig sheesh

12 Bieber

Who despises of their child enough to name them after one of the worst people in existence?

Horrible name for a horrible person and singer too. If anyone uses this name, they are screwed.

This name is the most gay name in the world

Bieber is a last name not a first name.

13 Weedledee

I fell down and broke something when I saw this name. I'm not kidding. I can guaran-damn-tee you that I will never meet anyone with this name.

I don't have any right to say what you name your child but at least check out what the name means

This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try

Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this

14 Rashondaluh

What how do you even pronounce that

I'm gonna name a planet this

I can't even say that

Uh what the heck

15 Oink

Oink is So Funny! Me and my sister are so much. My sister is 6 and I am 8,but Link for Oink for a name now that sounds stupid and it is stupid, Amagion if your child was called Oink.

That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!

Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.

What is wrong with this? Oink? It reminds me of a kid named Jet with a really pink face

16 Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz

Lol, did you just walk into the forest and pick out words you thought the cracks in the stones made?

No offense but this name doesn't make any sense but I think it will be better of as a nickname

This is the best name ever I will probably rename myself this

I have an English assignment and I am naming my character this

17 Toprameneesha

This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!

I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!

Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!

How could you do this to a poor kid

18 Rockman

He rocks the night away

Rocky for short?

Megaman’s name in Japan

killed 2 birds with one Rockman XD

19 Shaniqua

My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation

That's the name of a cartoon character from the backyardagains

I know somebody who is called this.

I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this

20 Abikus

Sounds like Cleopatra's dogs name, STUPID IDIOT.

sounds like a biscuit gone wrong

21 Gaye

Imagine is this kid who had this name was bisexual .

Gay with a e? geez if I had a child and named it gaye- oh I can't even imagine.

I am changing my name to this

Gaye is an amazing name

22 Adolf

It's a name of a squishiest person in the world

How tall was Hitler? *salutes* this tall!

Oh, gee mother am I related to Hitler?

I am related to him

23 Airwrecka

Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?

Sounds like a crashed plane.

I KNEW this would be on here

That is weird spelling

24 Pimplypoop

What the fudge!? Who the hell names there child Pimplypoop! It obviously says Pimply*POOP* These people are getting on my nerves

This is the best name out there I disagree with your list because this is my name and I am offended

So many reasons why this is terrible. I mean pimply is bad and poop is bad why not put them together

Why thou I feel so sorry for this person I just need to ask why Pimplypoop wow just wow

25 Aimee

Gods this is a dumb name. Maybe it is good for other people, but for me it will be the stupidest name I have ever heard.

Well this is unfair, this is not a stupid name at all

It's just like 'Amy' but spelt differently but it looks quite stupid.

What is with all the butchered spellings?!

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