Top 10 Stupidest Names
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Who would EVER name their kid GAYLORD?
Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!
This is (obviously) very gay. And It could ruin your life like someone else says. A friend of mine joked his name is Gaylord. I didn't believe him.
what!?V 48 Comments
Sorry fort hat name that is really a stupid name
Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care
A guaranteed Future Stripper with no need of a stage name!
GAYV 49 Comments
North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!
North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.
I don't know what Kanye was thinking, this was not one of his better decisions
Terrible - WinchesterGirl26V 48 Comments
Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.
Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!
I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...
Of all names you would name your kid dick noV 70 Comments
Whoever put this has a first name of eric, and a last name of cartman
As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.
The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.
There's nothing wrong with the name Kyle. Please feel free to correct me, but the name sounds fine ot me on its own. People these days...they're so stupid. - RedTheGremlinV 124 Comments
This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name
What kinda name is this
I want that name...
What the fh cc cdsfggV 3 Comments
No racism intended but usually black people have this name I think
This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something
Good name for a rapper
Great poop nameV 4 Comments
he's gayV 1 Comment
I'm not even going to comment in that is so stupid
I can't say that name without laughing. - Drewman1211
My god you drunk or something?
GAYV 7 Comments
Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this
This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try
Why would you name someone Weedledee?!
Weedle weedle weedle dee!V 25 Comments
I'm gonna name a planet this
I can't even say that
Uh what the heck
That's name is dumder then thensodapopV 3 Comments
Porky the pork
It's so weird
Rocky for short?
I know somebody who is called this.
I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this
This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!
How could you do this to a poor kid
Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!
I am better at pvp in minecraft than the other kid and I am a god get double shrektV 9 Comments
Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.
Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.
That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!
Two Parents called Dick and Dora called there Children Oink, Moo, Baa, Neigh and Cock a doodle doo LOL.V 47 Comments
This is the best name ever I will probably rename myself this
I have an English assignment and I am naming my character this
Is that like German or something
hilariousV 16 Comments
I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this
That is pure torture to your child I don't understand why parents hate their children
Are you kidding me? Was this person so lazy to name their kid?
I know someone named Abcedi and I make fun of him all the time because I'm such a nice personV 18 Comments
It's a cool name! My name is Lina
Ghetto French people name.
I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche
poopV 10 Comments
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