Top 10 Stupidest Names

The Top Ten
1 Gaylord

Well this is more a nickname and yeeh it is just ridicolous. Ever heard of " The amazing world of gumball"? So you know who is the neighbour of Gumball
Yes Mr.Gaylord Robinson and of course my friends watch it and when its tell the name gaylord robinson they say " It is a gay lord"

This is (obviously) very gay. And It could ruin your life like someone else says. A friend of mine joked his name is Gaylord. I didn't believe him.

Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!

I don't think your child would like to be called like that seriously Gaylord that makes us think of him as gay...

2 Shabootiquiqui

A serious stupid name, not being offensive, but if you got that name, I will really have a real tongue twister to work on, just to be their friend!

Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care

If my parents named me this, I would sue them. It should be illegal for parents to give their children names like this.

This is my name and I love it! I think I'm gonna name all my children Shabootiqueque as it is so hip and upbeat!

3 North West

It's actually pretty genius.
I saw a map of a country, and on it had a place labelled "Kimberley" which is Kim Kardashian's name. Above "Kimberley" is a place called "North West", which is their kid's name. Above "North West" is "Kanye".

I don't know about you, but that's cool.

North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.

North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!

Really Kanye? You named your child North West? Who does that! I mean North is a great name… when you don't have the last name of West, someone needs to give Kanye a lesson in naming!

4 Abcde

Every teacher in the nation,"Amy Barton? Here? Ok...Chris Grey? Here? Alright...*what!? Face...A-B-C-D-E? Winter? Are you here? Is this a joke? " seriously what is the nickname, A!?

It's pronounced Ab-Si-Dee don't be upset that someone has an unique name that you didn't think of.

What about HIJKO? It's H to O (H2O) which is the chemical formula of water and also part of the alphabet.

Are you kidding me? Was this person so lazy to name their kid?

5 Dick

Why? Just why? Stick with Richard.
Don't make a kid suffer like:
Dick Small
Dick Long
You get the idea. The list will go on for ages. This person's gonna bet bullied so much.

Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!

Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.

I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...

6 BoomQuisha

Is this meant to sound like a rockstar?! It sounds more like something one would name a chipmunk.

Not gonna lie, this sounds f---ing awesome. I would never name a human that, but OH MAH GAWD, it sounds amazing.

I can't say that name without laughing.

My god you drunk or something?

7 Kyle

As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.

The name Kyle is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of your when the name Kyle meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.

This kid in my class is named Kyle and he's always sticky and anything he touches becomes sticky. He also makes weird noises constantly and interrupts my learning. Kyle is the dumbest name, every Kyle I know is just stupid. He also draws penis's on the teachers cars in the dirt and scratches the paint.

This is the worst name I have ever seen in the history of the world. Ten times worse than anythings that Kim Kardashian has named her children. Disgusting.

8 Ra'aashalm

Just imagine if someone asked what your name was and you had to tell them that it's ra'aashalm. That would be so terrible!

What kinda name is this

I want that name...

This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name

9 La-quisha

Good name for a rapper

Sounds like la squish

Great poop name

Pepe the frog

10 A'legend

"This name is named by thugs."

No one says that...

The Contenders
11 Porky

Is this implying the parents believe their child is worth no more than a dead pig?!

I like bacon but no, just no.

That's a name for a pig.

Porky the pork

12 Bieber

Who despises of their child enough to name them after one of the worst people in existence?

Horrible name for a horrible person and singer too. If anyone uses this name, they are screwed.

Bieber is a last name not a first name.

13 Weedledee

"Child name? "
"Weedledee"
"School isn't a joke, what's his name"
"Weedledee! Are you deaf? "
"His name is weedledee? "
"It's a girl."
"Oh, Weedledee isn't a human right? "She's my daughter.."
"Oh..."

I fell down and broke something when I saw this name. I'm not kidding. I can guaran-damn-tee you that I will never meet anyone with this name.

Sounds like if the pokemon Weedle and Tweedle-Dee from Alice in Wonderland f---ed eachother.

Weedledee,REALLY! Some parents are just stupid. Sorry if I offended anyone but really this name is so stupid that I'm really rolling around on the floor,laughing. Sorry again,I feel so sorry for people with this name.

14 Rashondaluh

I can't even say that

Uh what the heck

15 Oink

Oink is So Funny! Me and my sister are so much. My sister is 6 and I am 8,but Link for Oink for a name now that sounds stupid and it is stupid, Amagion if your child was called Oink.

That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!

Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.

Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.

16 Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz

"Name? "
"Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz."
"what I meant your son! "
"that's MY DAUGHTER."
"Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz..? "
"Do you wish to speak to her, Mrs.? "
"Haha, hamster-human love is cute. Hamsteers can't talk, and she isn't your real daughter you probably just love her has one."
"She's a human! I'm enrolling her.."
"Oh..."

Is this a name or is this Gibberish?

I can't even pronounce this.
Did they mix up some alphabet soup and get this or smth

I'm gonna change my name to this!

17 Toprameneesha

This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!

I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!

Did someone choose random letters out of a hat to get this!

Double shrek minecraft

18 Rockman

He rocks the night away

Megaman's name in Japan

Rocky for short?

19 Shaniqua

My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation

I know somebody who is called this.

20 Abikus
21 Gaye

Gay with a e? geez if I had a child and named it gaye- oh I can't even imagine.

Imagine is this kid who had this name was bisexual .

Gaye is an amazing name

It's a good name

22 Adolf

How tall was Hitler? *salutes* this tall!

Oh, gee mother am I related to Hitler?

I am related to him

23 Airwrecka

Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?

Sounds like a crashed plane.

That is weird spelling

24 Pimplypoop

Hey, that's my name... don't be RUDE. I actually don't get bullied cause I have great friends that look out for me.
Don't judge names...

What the fudge!? Who the hell names there child Pimplypoop! It obviously says Pimply*POOP* These people are getting on my nerves

The parents must be signing a deal for their son to be bullied.

So many reasons why this is terrible. I mean pimply is bad and poop is bad why not put them together

25 Aimee

Gods this is a dumb name. Maybe it is good for other people, but for me it will be the stupidest name I have ever heard.

It's just like 'Amy' but spelt differently but it looks quite stupid.

What is with all the butchered spellings?!

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