Top 10 Stupidest Names

The Top Ten

1 Gaylord

Who would EVER name their kid GAYLORD?

Poor kid! Nobody would ever take the kid or parents seriously! Having this name could literally ruin your life!

This is (obviously) very gay. And It could ruin your life like someone else says. A friend of mine joked his name is Gaylord. I didn't believe him.

lol

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2 Shabootiquiqui

Sorry fort hat name that is really a stupid name

A guaranteed Future Stripper with no need of a stage name!

Like really? Who even does that? Unless you hate your kid you'd do that! How do you think your child will be treated later on? Unless you really don't care

boo

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3 North West

North by itself is a cute name for a girl or a boy. But NOT when your dad is KANYE WEST!

North west is on a compass, not a name! It is very stupid having the name North west. I feel sorry for the people called north west.

I don't know what Kanye was thinking, this was not one of his better decisions

? hey kanye? your daughter? is a person? not a joke?

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4 Dick

Who would want their kid to experience the horrors of 8th grade with an utterly stupid name like this? I've read Famous Five, which had a character named Dick, but that was a time when people in England probably didn't know that this was a cuss word. If they did, well, it's very stupid.

I remember there was a kid I'm my old school who's last name was head... no kidding... the parents gave him the name Dick Cohen, but they divorced and his father's name was Jacob Heads, so you get the story form there... he probably changed his name already...

Once again, this site proves you guys know nothing about names. Dick is an old English name, before the damn penis was called a dick. The only people who called it dick back then were... well, nobody! It's a fairly common name that's not meaning dick like the body part, but dick like the name. I just want to say, you guys really should look your stuff up before you make a post!

Dick is a hilarious name

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5 Kyle

Whoever put this has a first name of eric, and a last name of cartman

As a Kyle, I must say you all really don't know what this site Top Tens is for. It is not for someone you know whom you don't like, or that Kyle is a "gay, cursed" name, because it's not! Even then, who cares if you are gay? Oh, right, all of you guys have a problem with gay people. I don't care if a Kyle you know is a jerk, this is about the name itself! The name is of Gaelic origin for handsome if you did not know already, and does not have to do with gay or cursed in any way. If a Kyle ends up gay, he ends up gay. The name is not cursed. The name rolls off the tounge. Unlikes names with La in the beginning or a ' in the middle, Kyle is simple, and that's the name is.

This kid in my class is named Kyle and he's always sticky and anything he touches becomes sticky. He also makes weird noises constantly and interrupts my learning. Kyle is the dumbest name, every Kyle I know is just stupid. He also draws penis's on the teachers cars in the dirt and scratches the paint.

This isn't a stupid name

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6 Ra'aashalm

This is my name I get bullied a hole lot about this name I had to come up with a nick name

What kinda name is this

I love it it is fun to say

What the fh cc cdsfgg

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7 La-quisha

No racism intended but usually black people have this name I think

This person needs to be a like girl rapper or something

Good name for a rapper

I'm screaming

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8 Bieber

Bieber is a last name not a first name. - Ihateschool

super gay

he's gay

The name is just so good muah!
GAY gae

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9 BoomQuisha

I can't say that name without laughing. - Drewman1211

I'm not even going to comment in that is so stupid

My god you drunk or something?

GAY

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10 Porky

Porky means fat, like the inventor of this website

Porky the pork

gay

That’s a name for a pig.

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11 Rashondaluh

I'm gonna name a planet this

I can't even say that

Uh what the heck

That's name is dumder then thensodapop

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12 Weedledee

Making a weedle have sex with a waddle dee gives this

This is just pathetic why would you hate your child so much that you didn't even try

Why would you name someone Weedledee?!

An awkward name but its not too bad. At least ots not P
Ennis!

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13 Rockman

Rocky for short?

14 Shaniqua

I know somebody who is called this.

My nickname. Rip my nonexistent reputation - Copenhagen

I love it. Definitely ginna name my New Sim baby this

It's a chode guy name

15 Toprameneesha

This just sounds like one of those ingredients on food packets! Like what!

How could you do this to a poor kid

I named my company after this name. Great ideas on this site man, great ideas!

I am better at pvp in minecraft than the other kid and I am a god get double shrekt

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16 Oink

Might as well call your other children Moo, Baa and Cluck.

Stupid stupid stupid. Unless your child is a pig.

That basically says that if you name your child oink you think your child is a pig, and pigs are fat, rude parents!

Cute

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17 Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz

This is the best name ever I will probably rename myself this

I have an English assignment and I am naming my character this

Is that like German or something

This is my new name

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18 Abcde

I mean seriously how stupid would you need to be to name your child this

Are you kidding me? Was this person so lazy to name their kid?

That is pure torture to your child I don't understand why parents hate their children

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Janeiro and get it to work 7th and get a chance of weather tomorrow night or over the weekend the painters are painting in we2nd 2

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19 Gaye

It's a good name

Greatest name

THERE's A PERSON NAMED GAYE MCDONALD ON IMDB I'm SCREAMING - wheelers-

It’s gay with an e smart one

20 Lesquisha

It's a cool name! My name is Lina

Ghetto French people name.

I feel sorry for anyone called Lesquisha it reminds me of quiche

stupid

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21 Wang

Only Asians have this name!

In China it's a real name.

That is a real name peeps so back off

I'm half Vietnamese and nobody calls me this. what

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22 Lartweefa

Is that even a name? It sounds like fart

That's my name ): I feel utterly defeated

Lol I feel bad for dude

More like Fartquiefa

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23 Enoc

It should be considered abuse to name your child this, you might as well just call then fugly - Celestius

It is a name I have never heard before and it sounds lame. Really lame.

in what country do people even have the name enoc? sookie should be right up here with enoc, though

It's Cone backwards. Who wouldn't want to be named Cone? - Copenhagen

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24 Ball

Great name

25 Igor

I live in croatia and this is an everyday name.-.

This is a common name in many parts of the world and it is not hard to pronounce so it shouldn't be on this list.

That's actually a common European name

What's dumb is that this name is on the list.

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26 Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Is this even a NAME? I can't even PRONOUNCE it!

I think that's someone vomiting while talking!

Is this even a name?

No shade on pete wentz

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27 Fazbear

Who hates their kid this much? - Snackfan2BecauseIForgotMyPword

It's from Five Nights At Freddy's. It is a creepy video game where you survive and run from man-sized, creepy, living, old soft toys that are called animatronics. Freddy Fazbear is the main antagonist. He is a man-eating teddy bear.

You named him after a game?

28 Pandora

Pandora was a Greek mythological figure before the app and Jewelry. All of these comments about those, in my opinion, are quite stupid. There is basic research to be done. The Greek Pandora was created by the gods to take revenge on Prometheus for stealing their fire. However, Zeus gave her many gifts, including the gift of curiosity. One day, Zeus gave her a box that she was never to open. Finally, her curiosity got the best of her and she opened the box, thus letting out all of the bad in the world, and when all was emptied, one thing remained--hope.
In short, Pandora is a very pretty name, unless the name is clouded with popular culture, but the myth isn't very good either. If I was promised no one would think about the app or Jewelry, I would name my daughter Pandora. Thank you for reading. I hope you take this comment to heart. Have a nice day.

Somebody walks up to you and says "i'm Pandora and you go, Ooh I have that app too". Then the person says "i'm Pandora". Then you start rolling on the floor laughing and the person throws an iPhone at you, and it has a Pandora app on it.

Pandora sounds like more of a name for animals. My friend/neighbor had a goat named Pandora, but she couldn't keep her because Pandora would be stubborn when we tried to milk her. So we sold her and her babies. It's a nice name for animals I guess.

It not stupid it's beautiful, It means all gifted!

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29 Dora

Is this a real name? I thought it was just a nickname. Besides, who would want to name their kids after the monstrosity known as "Dora the Explorer."
Maybe Tonks didn't like her name because it had Dora in it, but I don't know. I feel sorry for her - her nickname is Dora.

Does she have siblings named Backpack and Map? And a pet Monkey named Boots and a pet fox named Swiper?

It's better than my name. I wish I could change my name to Dora if it means I can get rid of my current dumb name. - RedTheGremlin

My great-great grandma was named Dora. - Drewman1211

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30 Darrell

I have a friend name Darrel and I don't think the name is stupid

I don't think it is funny

Shut up it's a great name

Barrel - RedTheGremlin

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31 Calliou

Gross

32 Pimplypoop

The parents must be signing a deal for their son to be bullied.

What the fudge!? Who the hell names there child Pimplypoop! It obviously says Pimply*POOP* These people are getting on my nerves

It has the word POOP in it. If you have this name you should change it IMMEDIATELY (respect my opinion)

Why thou I feel so sorry for this person I just need to ask why Pimplypoop wow just wow

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33 Martin

Martin, in Nordic lore, was the Alchemist and Weapon Maker who used his bare hands, teeth, knees, feet etc in combat. He had mystical abilities in forging weapons for others that were unequaled in strength and held their sharpness perpetually, but his abilities remained only on the condition that he never wield any weapon himself. Also referred to as Martyn Halfhand due to the loss of two fingers of his left hand taken by captors for refusing to reveal his alchemy. It is said to have taken eight men to hold him down as four others laboured for a full day to remove the digits which dulled many blades and tools during the process. Martin, Martyn, Maertin, Maertyn, is found to have appeared in many other civilisations historical tales, lore, and documented records. Strangely his description is consistently similar and his 'unique abilities' always come with a caveat, but most intriguing is the absence of two fingers of the left hand.

The name Martin is a name that encourages awesomeness and the most triumphant of human beings to prosper. From days of yore when the name Martin meant "King of Excellence and all things sexual" to today where its meaning has not changed. The name is synonymous with the wisest of men and the most sexually dominant of the male species.

What's wrong with that name? Best name ever man I love it

I don't like the sound of it...wouldn't name a child that. - RedTheGremlin

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34 Lynn

Isn't there a street King's Lynn somewhere?

Lynn's my sister's middle name; it's awesome!

It's my favourite name what's wrong with it or it is just me that this website is stupid

So is mine...

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35 Thomas

Hey! My name is Thomas :( why is this a stupid name?

Don't worry, it's not. The person who added this was just being a moron. - RedTheGremlin

There is nothing wrong with this either it is a nice name and there's nothing wrong with it

This is actually a nice name. Considering there's 5 whole Thomas's in my High-School.

This is a nice name... - RedTheGremlin

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36 Airwrecka

Were people too stupid and misspelled Erica or what?

I KNEW this would be on here

Sounds like a crashed plane.

That is weird spelling

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37 Pikachu Pikachu

"Hi I'm Pikachu! I have 717 siblings, such as Squirtle, Mew and Mewtwo, Charmander (the favourite) and Skitty!

If you don't know what this is, (which I'm sure everybody's heard by now) it's the name of an animal from the franchise Pokemon.

Who the heck would want to name there child pikachu

I bet my 24 year old cousin would do that to someone.

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38 Laqueefa

This is the best name ever whatchu mean

godly

39 Tracy

Hey, this is my mom's name! At least it's not super high!

I depends if this is for a girl or a guy

Sound stupid

That's my nan's name. :3

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40 Jeff

Only because of that stupid Vine.

There was a Jeff in my first grade class

Jeff is not weird

Maybe because every one would tell them Wake Up Jeff! if they fall asleep. - Ihateschool

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41 Cumquott

That is not qualified to be a name

Is this a star wars character?

That is not a name at all!

To cool for this world

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42 Stupid

That's just unfortunate if you are called stupid

By virtue of this name literally being "Stupid", it should be #1 by default.

'Stupid, come up to the front office' -Person

This is sad

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43 Sean

Who names your kid "Sean" when that sounds like "Sean" rather than "Shawn." this is just stupid.

My classmates friend is this name, lol

Fudge you all that's jackseptic eyes name!

That's Jacksepticeyes name!

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44 Ronaldo Ronaldo

I hate the Steven Universe character a lot. - Ihateschool

He's a good player

Ronaldo is the worst name because he is retarted

Very true

45 Beter

Is it pronounced 'beater'?

Hey beter

This is the worst name ever. Hey 🅱️eter

46 Rose-anna

I like this name

A rose! haha

This is an ok name

that is ok

47 TaNiyah

What kind stupid name is this It should be in the top ten at least. Who ever made this name up is a complete moron

Sounds a bit ghetto to me. I wouldn't name my baby this.

I could barely read it

I have a best friend named that and I personally think it's beattiful

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48 La-a

What kind of name is La-a? Unless a oversizd goat is screaming I don't wanna hear it! Lolz

La-a unless someone is saying la-a? who the heck would name their kids this.

You pronounce the dash

It's supposed to be pronounced ladasha. The dash isn't silent. I've heard about this one before.

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49 Poo-Bum

What?! It's just Poo-Bum! Poo comes out of your bum?! If you're not on drugs and you named your kid this, that's concerning.

What the fudge!? Poo-Bum? SERIOUSLY POO COMES OUT OF YOUR BUM. The person who named him/her is on drugs!

This is an absolutely hilarious name I want to meet someone called "POOP-BUM"

I AM POO BUM

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50 Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Fun Fact: This is illegal

Thatss the funniest

Junior Kindergarten scenario. (I put the spelling wrong because a little 4 year old would probably pronounce words like that)
Teacher: Hi, honey! What's your name?
Kid: Tawuwa does the huwa fom hawii.
Teacher: Come on, don't be shy.
Kid: that's actuawy my name.
Teacher: Okay, then. (Thinks, "this kid is a liar")
Kid: Ooh! We get to make name tags?
Teacher: Of course, Uh, Taluka does the hula from Hawaii.
Kid: Whoa is Talula?
Teacher: I don't know anymore.

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