Top 10 Best Survivor Voting Confessionals

The best voting confessionals in Survivor history. There are so many, they can't fit onto a top 10 list. Feel free to submit your own!

The Top Ten

1 "Here's tonight's long distance dedication...Dear Casey, there's a mean old man...that's about to leave...play something appropriate...Na na na na...hey hey hey, goodbye." - Rob Cesternino

2 "DENISE!" - Jonathan Penner

3 "YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE!! FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!!!!!!" - Crystal Cox

4 "F*** you!" - Jon Dalton

5 "First time for paranoia, second time for irritation and third time because my ear infection is clearing up." - Greg Buis

6 "Don't hate the players, homie. Hate the game. This isn't Big Brother. It's Survivor. We do things different here. You're about to get a lesson in how to play the game." - Gervase Peterson

7 "Moo." - Jenna Lewis

8 "Terrible game move, you suck at this game. I hope I see you never." - Andrea Boehlke

9 "Out of all the people who I hung out with, you told me that we were the closest...and you lied on me...the day I told you you were like my mother, you're nothing like my mother." - Clarence Black

10 "The queen stays queen, adios." - Sandra Diaz-Twine

The Contenders

11 "Checkmate, brah. Thought you had me. So anytime you go to Vegas, bet on black. Well, we're definitely going to have chicken and waffles when this whole thing is done." - Sean Rector

12 "B****" - Randy Bailey

13 "Remember the little fight we had on Day 3, where I zipped my lip? I've been waiting to do this for 27 days, so... au revoir, adios, arrivederci, sayonara, or as we say in Boston, see you later." - Rob Mariano

14 "You're crazy! You'll officially go down as the dumbest Survivor in the history of Survivor! Ever!" - Parvati Shallow

15 "My mother always told me, you may not be able to beat them with these (points to arms) all the time, but you can always beat them with this (points to head). Sorry." - Cirie Fields

16 “For the record, you don’t speak for me, you don’t think for me, and I’m not your little friend. Bye, Felicia.” - Michaela Bradshaw

17 "I'm voting for Derek Zoolander. Oh, I mean Dave. Enough said." - Ashley Massaro

18 "Twila, I am voting for you for the third time this game. You're like that cockroach that won't die under the refrigerator. Hopefully, you're going home tonight." - Eliza Orlins

19 "There's an old proverb: 'A wise man knows much, but says little. A fool knows little, but says far too much.' Robb, I was just beginning to like you, but unfortunately, you have to go. Sorry, buddy. No hard feelings." - Shii Ann Huang

20 "Good night, sweetheart. Yeah it's time to go. No more competition for you. Talk to you later Greg. Bye bye." - Richard Hatch

21 “You're a grown up man, consider name change.” - Lisette “Lisi” Linares

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