Top Ten Things to Do to Trolls

The Top Ten

1 Kill them

2 Beat them up

3 Set fire to their pants

4 Rip off their fingernails

5 Smash their teeth out

Signs of a disturbing psychiatric disorder, here.

6 Kick them into space

7 Swing a golf club at their backs

8 Point a laser pointer in their eyes

9 Nail them to the garage door and keep on opening and closing it

10 Tie them up and give them a vasectomy

The Contenders

11 Burn their eyelids

12 Pour melted wax over their faces

13 Handcuff their leg to a flag pole and give them a hack saw

14 Make them watch the Emoji Movie

15 Force them to stick a fork into an outlet

16 Cover them with tar and feathers

17 Put a cork in their anus so they don't poop

18 Tie them to the bed and pee on them

19 Push them into a volcano

20 Give them crabs

21 Put them in a blender

22 Put them in a hot tub and close the lid

23 Step on their privates with cleats

24 Call them names

25 Duct tape them and throw them into a swamp

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