Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing


The Top Ten

1 You Should Really Get More Sleep

Hearing that over and over again may just work. But I doubt it, you crazy person, you. - Britgirl

No shoot Sherlock. Should I award you for that wonderful observation? - keycha1n

I hear that every day at school. I'm like "that's the whole point, I can't"

I think my addiction to TTT is giving me insomnia. I usually get off at 9:30. Go to bed at 9:40. - WonkeyDude98

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2 Try Sleeping On the Other Side

In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing! - PositronWildhawk

3 Take a Chill Pill, Mate

The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull. - PositronWildhawk

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4 Avoid Electronic Devices

My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME. - YBTdoctor

Using my iPad in the dark is the thing that puts me to sleep

Dad, technology doesn't change my sleeping

Stewardess, do you have any salted peanuts? - PositronWildhawk

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5 Get a Bed That Works

Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with? - PositronWildhawk

Beds can't make you sleep. - ruJILLous

6 It's Because You Can't Sleep

Honestly? Quit pulling my chain. - CityGuru

WOW! I never would have guessed! - Garythesnail

Oh, is it? That I did not consider. - PositronWildhawk

Sure, I would have NEVER thought about that. I will know show you happiness""""""" - shawnmccaul22

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7 Why Not Look Online?

Because they're just as helpful as you. - PositronWildhawk

I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well

8 Turn In Around 8pm, That'll Help

And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense! - PositronWildhawk

But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early. - Minecraftcrazy530

I cannot fall asleep until after 10, unless I am really (and I mean really) tired. - Lem

9 Do You Know What Sleep Loss Does to You?

I am autistic and suffer from insomnia... Reading this at 2:27 in the morning. - RockFashionista

"Yeah, I do. And it's not pleasant. But it's even worse if you're insomniac. Think about it."

Well, what do you intend to do about it, other than list the effects? - PositronWildhawk

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10 Just Sleep

HOW?! I'm an insomniac! - Pony

Insaunia- inability to sleep

It's about not being able to sleep... A sleep disorder, would you tell an anorexic person,"just eat" - ToptenPizza

Possibly the stupidest thing you can say to an insomniac. I HAVE DIFFICULTY FALLING ASLEEP, THAT'S WHY I'm AN INSOMNIAC. - keycha1n

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The Contenders

11 How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?

I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one. - Garythesnail

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12 Turn off the TV and go to sleep
13 Stop going to bed so late.
14 Just go to a drugstore and get some medicine.

You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.

15 Turn Off Your Technology

But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.

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1. Do You Know What Sleep Loss Does to You?
2. Just Sleep
3. Try Sleeping On the Other Side
1. You Should Really Get More Sleep
2. Try Sleeping On the Other Side
3. Take a Chill Pill, Mate



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