Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing

Hearing that over and over again may just work. But I doubt it, you crazy person, you. - Britgirl

No shoot Sherlock. Should I award you for that wonderful observation? - keycha1n

I hear that every day at school. I'm like "that's the whole point, I can't"

So 5 hours isn’t enough? - AlphaQ

In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing! - PositronWildhawk

I sleep on literally every bloody side. - AlphaQ

Bruh, I sleep at every bloody position I can. - AlphaQ

The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull. - PositronWildhawk

CHILL? HOW CAN I BE... Chill... - Pony

I don’t do drugs thoguh lol - AlphaQ

My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME. - YBTdoctor

Using my iPad in the dark is the thing that puts me to sleep

Dad, technology doesn't change my sleeping

That doesn’t even help, actually it helps as much as your lectures. - AlphaQ

Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with? - PositronWildhawk

My bed is comfortable enough. - AlphaQ

Because they're just as helpful as you. - PositronWildhawk

Thanks, they helped as much as you did. - AlphaQ

Because that keeps you awake longer.

I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well

Honestly? Quit pulling my chain. - CityGuru

WOW! I never would have guessed! - Garythesnail

Oh, is it? That I did not consider. - PositronWildhawk

Sure, I would have NEVER thought about that. I will know show you happinessðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ª - shawnmccaul22

And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense! - PositronWildhawk

But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early. - Minecraftcrazy530

I cannot fall asleep until after 10, unless I am really (and I mean really) tired. - Lem

Turn in around at 3 am, that’ll help just as much as your words. - AlphaQ

HOW?! I'm an insomniac! - Pony

Insaunia- inability to sleep

It's about not being able to sleep... A sleep disorder, would you tell an anorexic person,"just eat" - ToptenPizza

Possibly the stupidest thing you can say to an insomniac. I HAVE DIFFICULTY FALLING ASLEEP, THAT'S WHY I'm AN INSOMNIAC. - keycha1n

Me: I haven't slept for 42 hours please stop it...
Some dumm friend: Just go to sleep now, it's not healthy and it's very dangerous
Me: BIT*H PLEASE - RoKun

I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one. - Garythesnail

5, I'm not drunk. - Pony

Oh, I’m holding up 1 finger, it’s my middle one. - AlphaQ

You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.

I don’t do drugs, mate. - AlphaQ

I go to bed around 10 pm or 11 pm, I just sleep 4 hours later. - AlphaQ

But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.

Impossible chance. - AlphaQ

Impossibility.

OK, I will just commit suicide then. - shawnmccaul22