Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing

Hearing that over and over again may just work. But I doubt it, you crazy person, you. - Britgirl

No shoot Sherlock. Should I award you for that wonderful observation? - keycha1n

I hear that every day at school. I'm like "that's the whole point, I can't"

Wow, never figured that out. - Entranced98

In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing! - PositronWildhawk

The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull. - PositronWildhawk

My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME. - YBTdoctor

Using my iPad in the dark is the thing that puts me to sleep

Dad, technology doesn't change my sleeping

Stewardess, do you have any salted peanuts? - PositronWildhawk

Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with? - PositronWildhawk

Beds can't make you sleep. - ruJILLous

Honestly? Quit pulling my chain. - CityGuru

WOW! I never would have guessed! - Garythesnail

Oh, is it? That I did not consider. - PositronWildhawk

Sure, I would have NEVER thought about that. I will know show you happinessðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ªðŸ"ª - shawnmccaul22

Because they're just as helpful as you. - PositronWildhawk

Because that keeps you awake longer. - lovefrombadlands

I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well

And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense! - PositronWildhawk

But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early. - Minecraftcrazy530

I cannot fall asleep until after 10, unless I am really (and I mean really) tired. - Lem

I am autistic and suffer from insomnia... Reading this at 2:27 in the morning. - RockFashionista

"Yeah, I do. And it's not pleasant. But it's even worse if you're insomniac. Think about it."

Well, what do you intend to do about it, other than list the effects? - PositronWildhawk

Reading this at 6:42 am, no sleep **sobs**

Do I win? - keycha1n

I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one. - Garythesnail

5, I'm not drunk. - Pony

You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.

But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.

Impossibility. - lovefrombadlands

OK, I will just commit suicide then. - shawnmccaul22