Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of HearingPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
Yeah I see why. - Userguy44
We cannot sleep, its hard to fall asleep okay? GOT IT M8?!
The title is a pun! Get it... TIRED!
Wow, never figured that out. - Entranced9812 Comments
I sleep on literally every bloody side. - AlphaQ
Bruh, I sleep at every bloody position I can. - AlphaQ
In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing! - PositronWildhawk
I don’t do drugs thoguh lol - AlphaQ
The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull. - PositronWildhawk
CHILL? HOW CAN I BE... Chill... - Pony
That doesn’t even help, actually it helps as much as your lectures. - AlphaQ
My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME. - YBTdoctor
Using my iPad in the dark is the thing that puts me to sleep
Dad, technology doesn't change my sleeping2 Comments
My bed is comfortable enough. - AlphaQ
Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with? - PositronWildhawk
Thanks, they helped as much as you did. - AlphaQ
Because that keeps you awake longer.
Because they're just as helpful as you. - PositronWildhawk
I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well
Honestly? Quit pulling my chain. - CityGuru
WOW! I never would have guessed! - Garythesnail
Oh, is it? That I did not consider. - PositronWildhawk
Oh, no? You doingt say! That's EXACTLY what insomnia is... - Turkeyasylum2 Comments
I sleep for less than 5 hours but I don’t really get affected by it. - AlphaQ
Turn in around at 3 am, that’ll help just as much as your words. - AlphaQ
And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense! - PositronWildhawk
But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early. - Minecraftcrazy5301 Comment
Me: I haven't slept for 42 hours please stop it...
Some dumm friend: Just go to sleep now, it's not healthy and it's very dangerous
Me: BIT*H PLEASE - RoKun
HOW?! I'm an insomniac! - Pony
Insaunia- inability to sleep
It's about not being able to sleep... A sleep disorder, would you tell an anorexic person,"just eat" - ToptenPizza
Possibly the stupidest thing you can say to an insomniac. I HAVE DIFFICULTY FALLING ASLEEP, THAT'S WHY I'm AN INSOMNIAC. - keycha1n2 Comments
I am autistic and suffer from insomnia... Reading this at 2:27 in the morning. - RockFashionista
"Yeah, I do. And it's not pleasant. But it's even worse if you're insomniac. Think about it."
Well, what do you intend to do about it, other than list the effects? - PositronWildhawk
I read this at 4 am lol. Yayaa sleep loss does something very dangerous to you, it’s called ‘nothing’. Bizarre, eh? - AlphaQ1 Comment
I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now. - PositronWildhawk
Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one. - Garythesnail
Oh, I’m holding up 1 finger, it’s my middle one. - AlphaQ
5, I'm not drunk. - Pony
I don’t do drugs, mate. - AlphaQ
You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.
I go to bed around 10 pm or 11 pm, I just sleep 4 hours later. - AlphaQ
But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.
Impossible chance. - AlphaQ
OK, I will just commit suicide then. - shawnmccaul22
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2. Try Sleeping On the Other Side
3. Take a Chill Pill, Mate