Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing


The Top Ten

1 You Should Really Get More Sleep

Yeah I see why. - Userguy44

We cannot sleep, its hard to fall asleep okay? GOT IT M8?!

The title is a pun! Get it... TIRED!

Wow, never figured that out. - Entranced98

2 Try Sleeping On the Other Side

I sleep on literally every bloody side. - AlphaQ

Bruh, I sleep at every bloody position I can. - AlphaQ

In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing! - PositronWildhawk

3 Take a Chill Pill, Mate

I don’t do drugs thoguh lol - AlphaQ

The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull. - PositronWildhawk

CHILL? HOW CAN I BE... Chill... - Pony

4 Avoid Electronic Devices

That doesn’t even help, actually it helps as much as your lectures. - AlphaQ

My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME. - YBTdoctor

Using my iPad in the dark is the thing that puts me to sleep

Dad, technology doesn't change my sleeping

5 Get a Bed That Works

My bed is comfortable enough. - AlphaQ

Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with? - PositronWildhawk

6 Why Not Look Online?

Thanks, they helped as much as you did. - AlphaQ

Because that keeps you awake longer.

Because they're just as helpful as you. - PositronWildhawk

I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well

7 It's Because You Can't Sleep

Honestly? Quit pulling my chain. - CityGuru

WOW! I never would have guessed! - Garythesnail

Oh, is it? That I did not consider. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, no? You doingt say! That's EXACTLY what insomnia is... - Turkeyasylum

8 Turn In Around 8pm, That'll Help

I sleep for less than 5 hours but I don’t really get affected by it. - AlphaQ

Turn in around at 3 am, that’ll help just as much as your words. - AlphaQ

And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense! - PositronWildhawk

But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early. - Minecraftcrazy530

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9 Just Sleep

Me: I haven't slept for 42 hours please stop it...
Some dumm friend: Just go to sleep now, it's not healthy and it's very dangerous

HOW?! I'm an insomniac! - Pony

Insaunia- inability to sleep

It's about not being able to sleep... A sleep disorder, would you tell an anorexic person,"just eat" - ToptenPizza

Possibly the stupidest thing you can say to an insomniac. I HAVE DIFFICULTY FALLING ASLEEP, THAT'S WHY I'm AN INSOMNIAC. - keycha1n

10 Do You Know What Sleep Loss Does to You?

I am autistic and suffer from insomnia... Reading this at 2:27 in the morning. - RockFashionista

"Yeah, I do. And it's not pleasant. But it's even worse if you're insomniac. Think about it."

Well, what do you intend to do about it, other than list the effects? - PositronWildhawk

I read this at 4 am lol. Yayaa sleep loss does something very dangerous to you, it’s called ‘nothing’. Bizarre, eh? - AlphaQ

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The Contenders

11 How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?

I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one. - Garythesnail

Oh, I’m holding up 1 finger, it’s my middle one. - AlphaQ

5, I'm not drunk. - Pony

12 Just go to a drugstore and get some medicine.

I don’t do drugs, mate. - AlphaQ

You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.

13 Stop going to bed so late.

I go to bed around 10 pm or 11 pm, I just sleep 4 hours later. - AlphaQ

14 Sleep is important
15 Turn off the TV and go to sleep
16 Turn Off Your Technology

But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.

17 Stop Thinking About So Many Things

Impossible chance. - AlphaQ


OK, I will just commit suicide then. - shawnmccaul22

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