Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing
The Top Ten Things Insomniacs Are Tired of Hearing
Hearing that over and over again may just work. But I doubt it, you crazy person, you.
No shoot Sherlock. Should I award you for that wonderful observation?
I hear that every day at school. I'm like "that's the whole point, I can't"
The title is a pun! Get it... TIRED!
In bed, I have a rotational speed about my height of about ten revolutions per hour. You'd think at some point I'd be at an ideal angle. Well, news flash: no such bloody thing!
I sleep on literally every bloody side.
Bruh, I sleep at every bloody position I can.
The more you say that, in any foolish belief that it is relevant to the situation, the more I want to sublime your skull.
CHILL? HOW CAN I BE... Chill...
I don’t do drugs thoguh lol
My teachers think they're so smart telling me this. What they don't know is that the phone comes to ME.
Using my iPad in the dark is the thing that puts me to sleep
But I want to find insomniac friends like me.-.
Dad, technology doesn't change my sleeping
Get a bed that works what? Overtime? As an accountant? Or one that I can hit you with?
My bed is comfortable enough.
Because they're just as helpful as you.
Thanks, they helped as much as you did.
Because that keeps you awake longer.
I once had an appointment with Dr Google and Dr Yahoo! Answers, didn't end well
Honestly? Quit pulling my chain.
WOW! I never would have guessed!
Oh, is it? That I did not consider.
Oh, no? You doingt say! That's EXACTLY what insomnia is...
And if that doesn't work, turn in an hour earlier each time, until you never get out of bed! It's not rocket science, it's nonsense!
But then I will be lying in bed for 3 more hours every day, because I simply can't fall asleep that early.
I cannot fall asleep until after 10, unless I am really (and I mean really) tired.
I sleep for less than 5 hours but I don’t really get affected by it.
HOW?! I'm an insomniac!
Insaunia- inability to sleep
It's about not being able to sleep... A sleep disorder, would you tell an anorexic person,"just eat"
Possibly the stupidest thing you can say to an insomniac. I HAVE DIFFICULTY FALLING ASLEEP, THAT'S WHY I'm AN INSOMNIAC.
How could you just sleep if you are an INSOMINAC?
I am autistic and suffer from insomnia... Reading this at 2:27 in the morning.
"Yeah, I do. And it's not pleasant. But it's even worse if you're insomniac. Think about it."
Well, what do you intend to do about it, other than list the effects?
Reading this at 6:42 am, no sleep **sobs**
Do I win?
I really hope you're not a hallucination, so I can break your jaw right here and now.
Oh, only one. And its not a very nice one.
5, I'm not drunk.
Oh, I’m holding up 1 finger, it’s my middle one.
You think I haven't tried? Miracle pills don't exist, lady.
I don’t do drugs, mate.
I go to bed around 10 pm or 11 pm, I just sleep 4 hours later.
OK, I will just commit suicide then.