Top 10 Things that Should Happen to Kiwi from Juice Jam

Juice jam is so dumb, I wanna punch Kiwi in the face.

The Top Ten

1 She screams so loudly her head explodes

I'm sure she dose this when you lose a level. - Officialpen

2 Bowgart sticks a knife in her head

My Singing Monsters rules! Juice Jam drools - Officialpen

3 All the characters in the game get taken away expect for the cat

The cat is a good character but everyone else will be dead. - Officialpen

4 The game and Kiwi get banned

That would be a DREAM! - Officialpen

5 She and Mango fall into a volcano

Mango is Kiwi's stupid pet dog. - Officialpen

6 She pees her pants when you pass a level in the game

When she hears herself peeing, she stops dancing. She looks down, and says "I made Apple Juice! " And feeds it to the pig who likes apple juice. The pig throws up and runs away squealing. Kiwi then walks away and slips on her own pee and dies. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. - Officialpen

7 SpongeBob shaves her hair

Then she will look like a little pink pin cushion in orange overalls. - Officialpen

8 Kiwi kills Mango so all her friends kill her
9 She disappears
10 A group of Endermen chase her

Thank you, Mojang! - Officialpen

The Contenders

11 Calvin puts a grenade on Kiwi's head

Thank you, Bill Watterson! - Officialpen

12 Somebody shoots a firework at her head
13 She gets tired of making juice

Jam Juice - Officialpen

14 Nemo tells SGN Kiwi is a dumb character

Thank you, Disney! - Officialpen

15 She poops her pants

I saw 2 advertisements of Juice jam with Kiwi, and they were animated. Let's start with the 1st one, Kiwi was making juice while dancing in a creepy way. I think the ad should go like this: when Kiwi's making juice, she poops her pants. She smell it and picks it up. And she says "I made Chocolate! " And eats her own poo. - Officialpen

16 She dies

Hopefully she will die of a permanent & gigantic throat ache - Officialpen

17 She gets taken on a trip to outer space and left on Jupiter

LOL Jupiter makes people sink so Kiwi will sink. - Officialpen

18 She throws up in someone's juice
19 Put her in Minecraft

Good. Now the zombies can kill her. - Officialpen

20 Tell Steve (Minecraft) and an enderman to get TNT to make Kiwi explode
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1. She screams so loudly her head explodes
2. Bowgart sticks a knife in her head
3. All the characters in the game get taken away expect for the cat



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