Top 10 Things that Should Happen to Kiwi from Juice Jam

Juice jam is so dumb, I wanna punch Kiwi in the face.

The Top Ten

1 She screams so loudly her head explodes

I'm sure she dose this when you lose a level. - Officialpen

2 Bowgart sticks a knife in her head

My Singing Monsters rules! Juice Jam drools - Officialpen

3 All the characters in the game get taken away expect for the cat

The cat is a good character but everyone else will be dead. - Officialpen

4 The game and Kiwi get banned

That would be a DREAM! - Officialpen

5 She and Mango fall into a volcano

Mango is Kiwi's stupid pet dog. - Officialpen

6 She pees her pants when you pass a level in the game

When she hears herself peeing, she stops dancing. She looks down, and says "I made Apple Juice! " And feeds it to the pig who likes apple juice. The pig throws up and runs away squealing. Kiwi then walks away and slips on her own pee and dies. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. - Officialpen

7 SpongeBob shaves her hair

Then she will look like a little pink pin cushion in orange overalls. - Officialpen

8 Kiwi kills Mango so all her friends kill her
9 She disappears
10 A group of Endermen chase her

Thank you, Mojang! - Officialpen

The Newcomers

? The Muppets brutally beat and kill her

This involves Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Big Bird, Grover, Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, Count von Count, Julia, Rosita, Zoe, Telly, Baby Bear, Prairie Dawn, Snuffy, Oscar the Grouch, Rudy, Gonger, Grundgetta, Roxie Marie, Betty Lou, Roosevelt Franklin, Farley, Herry Monster, Biff, Sully, Mr. Johnson, The Amazing Mumford, Guy Smiley, Sherlock Hemlock, Don Music, The Honkers, Slimey, Forgetful Jones, Clementine, Murray Monster, Ovejita, Roosevelt Franklin's mother, Rodeo Rosie, Louie (Elmo's dad), Elmo's mom, Narf, Phoebe, Googel, Mel, Lulu, Ruby Monster, Merry Monster, and all the Muppets characters: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Skeeter, Bean Bunny, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Janice, and Zoot as well

The Contenders

11 Uncle Grandpa uses the RV to run over Kiwi
12 Calvin puts a grenade on Kiwi's head

Thank you, Bill Watterson! - Officialpen

13 Somebody shoots a firework at her head
14 She gets tired of making juice

Jam Juice - Officialpen

15 Nemo tells SGN Kiwi is a dumb character

Thank you, Disney! - Officialpen

16 She poops her pants

I saw 2 advertisements of Juice jam with Kiwi, and they were animated. Let's start with the 1st one, Kiwi was making juice while dancing in a creepy way. I think the ad should go like this: when Kiwi's making juice, she poops her pants. She smell it and picks it up. And she says "I made Chocolate! " And eats her own poo. - Officialpen

17 She dies

Hopefully she will die of a permanent & gigantic throat ache - Officialpen

18 She gets taken on a trip to outer space and left on Jupiter

LOL Jupiter makes people sink so Kiwi will sink. - Officialpen

19 She throws up in someone's juice
20 Put her in Minecraft

Good. Now the zombies can kill her. - Officialpen

21 Tell Steve (Minecraft) and an enderman to get TNT to make Kiwi explode
22 Tell the minions to kick Kiwi's butt and punch Kiwi's face
23 Ghazt gets angry at Mango

Thank you, My Singing Monsters! - Officialpen

24 They Cook Her Into Fried Chicken and Eat Her
25 A bunch of rats just jump on Kiwi and give her diseases
26 She Gets Bitten by a Snake
27 She gets slapped to death for calling needle needy
28 She Rolls In Quicksand

And then she sinks. The end - Officialpen

29 Put a sign that says Free Bird Seed around her neck and send in the Road Runner
30 Mickey Mouse pushes Kiwi, Chef Panda, and the paint monsters into a fire pit

I hate Cookie jam and Paint Monsters - Officialpen

31 Have a bunch of Creepers live with her
32 Eaten by Pac-Man
33 The cat throws Kiwi away
34 Hobbes rips Kiwi's head off
35 Calvin and Hobbes cut off Kiwi's arms and legs
36 A cow farts in Kiwi's face
37 Judy Hopps arrests her
38 She rolls in a pit of spikes

Haha - Officialpen

39 Thanos disintegrates her
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1. She screams so loudly her head explodes
2. Bowgart sticks a knife in her head
3. All the characters in the game get taken away expect for the cat


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