Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear Someone Living In Chicago Say


The Top Ten

1 "This upcoming winter shouldn't be too bad"

If you're planning on visiting Chicago, I would suggest during the summer because the winters in Chicago are brutal. - Ajkloth

It’s bad, I’ll guarantee it. - MrCoolC

2 "Wow, the Cubs are doing great this year!"

They haven't won a championship in over 100 years. - Ajkloth

They won the 2016 World Series.

Except the year is 2015 or 2016. - MrCoolC

Lol - Orlemley

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3 "Deep dish pizzas are the worst!"

If you don't like Chicago's deep dish pizza, you've never had Chicago's deep dish pizza. - Ajkloth

Gotta admit, this may be my favorite thing about Chicago. I wouldn't waste a dinner on anything else while I'm there. - Ned964

No, they’re the best! - MrCoolC

4 "New York City is WAY better than Chicago"

There is a big rivalry between New York City and Chicago. - Ajkloth

I wanna check out the "Big Apple", but in moderation. I love urban areas, but fear the sheer congestion of it may be a tad overwhelming. Chicago is fast enough for me. - Ned964

I actually would say the other way around, lol. - MrCoolC

5 "Michael Jordan is very overrated"

Hey, what a coincidence, if you were to ask anyone in Minneapolis who the greatest NBA player of all time is, almost all would say Michael Jordan. ( The greatest athlete may, or may not be stretching it). - Ned964

If you ask anyone in Chicago, they would say Michael Jordan is the best athlete of all time. - Ajkloth

6 "Chicago's architecture is very dull."

Chicagio has some of the best architecture in the world such as the Bean in Mellinium Park. You could also take the architecture boat tour. - Ajkloth

7 "St. Patrick's day isn't very exciting here"

The Chicago river is dyed green and there are parties pretty much everywhere you go. - Ajkloth

8 "I'll have some ketchup on my hot dog please"

I like putting ketchup on my hot dog and I don't understand why it's illegal to put ketchup on a hot dog. - Connor360

Chicago style hot dogs don't have ketchup so if you get one with ketchup you might get some weird looks from other people. - Ajkloth

Oops. Went to the Vikings/Bears game at Soldier and I think I put ketchup on my hot dog. Luckily no one caught me. - Ned964

Not true. People don't care of you put ketchup on your hotdog.

9 "I'm a huge White Sox fan but I also like the Cubs"

No, it's one or the other, you can't be a fan of both. - Ajkloth

I'm an Indians fan, but if I had to choose, I am on the Cubs side. - Connor360

10 "I'll be at Navy Pier with my friends for a few hours"

Navy Pier is overcrowded with tourists and overpriced. I avoid Navy Pier as much as I can. - Ajkloth

I would just eat dinner at Bubba Gump or Margaritaville, do some shopping, then get the hell out of Navy Pier. - Connor360

The Contenders

11 "The Bucks are better than the Bulls"

The Bulls are in Chicago, but the Bucks are in Milwaukee. So yeah. - EpicJake

12 "The Twins are better than the White Sox"

As of now, the Twins ARE better than the White Sox, the Bucks are better than the Bulls and the hated Packers are better than the Bears. Because the current Chicago sports scene is such a drag, I will not rub it in. All the Bears fans I met at Soldier were extremely cool. - Ned964

13 "Go Cubbies Go"
14 "Yeah, I'll admit I have a Chicago accent"

The Chicago accent you here in the movies is more for a comedic effect.some people here my say the vowels like the stereotypical accent.but you here most people here talk wont with that funny accent.

15 "The Cardinals are better than the Cubs."
16 "The Packers are better than the Bears."
17 "The Red Wings are better than the Blackhawks."

This reminds me of Ferris Bueller's day off. - Connor360


18 "Where can I get that Hard Rock Cafe T-shirt?"
19 "Where is a Walgreens at?"
20 "Where is a McDonald's at?"
21 "I've been a Blackhawks fan my whole life"
22 "Chicago has a terrible basketball team"
23 "Sears Tower is Ugly!"
24 "The Bulls Suck"
25 "I loooooooooooooooove Rarity from My Little Pony."
26 "Hey, I know, let's go to Gary!"

I've only gone to Gary on accident, because of all those ridiculous toll booths. What a fleabag town that is. - Ned964

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