Top 10 Things You Would Do If You Met Peppa Pig in Person

I hate Peppa, do you also hate her? Check out this list on what you would do if you meet her in person.

The Top Ten

1 Throw a brick at her

THAT IS SO MEAN I LOVE PEPPA PIG #4 SHOW AND IF I COULD I WOULD TELL ON THE LIBRARIAN ON YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURTS YOUR HORRIBLE PEOPLE!

Throw a brick so hard that she will have a hole in her skull
Or more bricks by collapsing her house

2 Cook her and eat her

Yay pork chops! - Mocchiko

I don't like bacon so I would feed her to a animal that likes bacon - Yoshi

Bacon. - Cyri

3 Punch her

Cook her is good but I don't eat bacon

4 Shoot her
5 Hug her

And Go To Her House And Make A Peppa pig Movie! I LOVE PEPPA PIG!

HUG HER TO DEATH

Why would you want to hug her she is annoying and stupid - jbella9000

More like Bug her

6 Annoy her to death

Since Peppa annoys people, why can't we annoy her to death? Then show her who the boss is.

7 Boss her around

Boss bossing a boss.

I so want to boss that little brat around I mean so bosses around other people and gets away with it she needs to be taught a lesson and see how she likes to be bossed around.

8 Get her arrested

Cover yourself in fake scars and lay down in front of her. Then scream for help. - RoseWeasley

You could put some kind of weapon in her dress, then report her. - Mocchiko

"Hi! I'm Peppa Pi-..."
"PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, MOFO! "
"You look and sound silly! :D"
[cops throw her to the ground, puts cuffs on her hands, and sends her to the slammer]

9 Throw a knife at her
10 Say she has a big tummy

Just like iris from pokemon,iris always keeps calling ash a little kid and peppa always say daddy pig has a big tummy...they probably both suck.

I'd so say that to her, she deserves it for calling her dad fat!

Me: hey peppa! You have a big tummy!
Peppa: that's not very nice.
Me: well than stop saying that to your dad!

The Contenders

11 Force her to watch paw patrol until she dies

Paw patrol is better than peppa pig

Because peppa pig hate paw patrol I love paw patrol

12 Throw explosives into her stomach

Like planting a grenade? - Mocchiko

13 Set her on fire
14 Run her over with a truck

And a school bus! - Mocchiko

YAY!

15 Say her show sucks

Rant in front of her. - Mocchiko

Finally, a chance to express my worst thoughts about Peppa and her show to Peppa... in person.

OH YES A VENT HOLE

16 Humiliate her
17 Bully her
18 Tie her up on train tracks

And her scream will sound very stupid - Yoshi

It would be funny if she scream before the train hit her it will be funny when she gets hit by a train

"HALP! MUMMY, DADDY PIG, HALP! " - Mocchiko

19 Slap her
20 Push her off a cliff
21 Hang her neck to a tree
22 Torture her
23 Get a shotgun and kill her

Because of what she looks like, she may look like she is rude. I will kill her, FOREVER!

24 Decapitate her

I wanna kill Peppa because she sucks, is being rude and the worst character ever known.

25 Get her grounded

You are grounded grounded grounded for 83738847437838373 years - Mocchiko

26 Choke her to death
27 Throw her into a wall
28 Turn her into Italian prosciutto
29 Throw her to a black hole of death
30 Laugh
31 Force her to watch scary baby Einstein episodes

Baby bach is the best one to force peppa to watch

32 Make her poop her pants and eat junk food
33 Feed her bacon
34 Kill her
35 Make Hank Hill Beat Her Up

Yep uhm

36 Shoot a blue shell at her
37 Make North Korea Drop Nukes on Her House, with Everyone Inside.

DIE PEPPA!

38 Blow Her Up with a Nuke

I would love too do that 100%!

39 Make Her Play Fortnite Until She Dies
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