Top 10 Things You Would Do If You Met Peppa Pig in Person

I hate Peppa, do you also hate her? Check out this list on what you would do if you meet her in person.

The Top Ten

1 Throw a brick at her

THAT IS SO MEAN I LOVE PEPPA PIG #4 SHOW AND IF I COULD I WOULD TELL ON THE LIBRARIAN ON YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURTS YOUR HORRIBLE PEOPLE!

Throw a brick so hard that she will have a hole in her skull
Or more bricks by collapsing her house

2 Cook her and eat her

Bacon. - Cyri

3 Punch her

Cook her is good but I don't eat bacon

4 Shoot her
5 Annoy her to death

Since Peppa annoys people, why can't we annoy her to death? Then show her who the boss is.

6 Boss her around

I so want to boss that little brat around I mean so bosses around other people and gets away with it she needs to be taught a lesson and see how she likes to be bossed around.

Boss bossing a boss.

7 Throw a knife at her
8 Get her arrested

"Hi! I'm Peppa Pi-..."
"PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, MOFO! "
"You look and sound silly! :D"
[cops throw her to the ground, puts cuffs on her hands, and sends her to the slammer]

9 Hug her

Why would you want to hug her she is annoying and stupid - jbella9000

More like Bug her

Peppa I'd great but delphine is greater

EWWW; whoever likes this, have fun failing to be popular! >:D

10 Say she has a big tummy

I'd so say that to her, she deserves it for calling her dad fat!

Me: hey peppa! You have a big tummy!
Peppa: that's not very nice.
Me: well than stop saying that to your dad!

The Contenders

11 Force her to watch paw patrol until she dies

Because peppa pig hate paw patrol I love paw patrol

Paw patrol is better than peppa pig

Lol

12 Throw explosives into her stomach
13 Set her on fire
14 Run her over with a truck
15 Say her show sucks

Finally, a chance to express my worst thoughts about Peppa and her show to Peppa... in person.

OH YES A VENT HOLE

16 Humiliate her
17 Bully her
18 Tie her up on train tracks

It would be funny if she scream before the train hit her it will be funny when she gets hit by a train

19 Slap her
20 Push her off a cliff
21 Hang her neck to a tree
22 Torture her
23 Get a shotgun and kill her

Because of what she looks like, she may look like she is rude. I will kill her, FOREVER!

24 Decapitate her

I wanna kill Peppa because she sucks, is being rude and the worst character ever known.

25 Get her grounded
26 Choke her to death
27 Throw her into a wall
28 Turn her into Italian prosciutto
29 Throw her to a black hole of death
30 Laugh
31 Force her to watch scary baby Einstein episodes

Baby bach is the best one to force peppa to watch

32 Make her poop her pants and eat junk food
33 Feed her bacon
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