Top Ten Things You Would Not Expect to Be In a Five-star Hotel

No joke, I was at this dance competition thing and the hotel we stayed at was AWFUL! We entered the room and it stank so bad. There was hair on the bathroom floor. Stains on the wall and a broken window. And a cockroach.
At least it was better than my friend’s hotel room. There were fake eyelashes all over her floor and...wait for it...wait for it...a stinkin’ PIECE OF PIZZA IN THE CLOSET!
It was only a three-star hotel though, but still.

One of the main things for me about hotels are the rooms. Imagine a room with little space to move around, uncomfortable beds, and insects lurking around at night! Terrifying!

The room would have all the bad things and scary and sad things combined.

I experience this a lot

Once I ordered room service in a five-star hotel. Steak and assorted vegetables. My dad and I had to wait for an hour, and when it came, the steak was TINY, the green beans had some kind of fur on them, the potatoes were horrible, but at least I got free ice cream! But the portion was twice as big as the steak! Couldn't the portions be switched around?

I would get really ticked off if I got bad food.

The food is quite bland on the hotel

What are people supposed to do all day then? Well, I suppose if you're staying with friends or family they're good company, but what if you're on your own?

On the third day of my family's stay in the hotel, some people began the restoration of the lobby floor. There was a drilling noise 24/7, and even we had a suite on the tenth floor, we could still hear it. So irritating!

I dislike these kind of people. They work in a luxurious hotel! They get paid! They get exercise! Why so miserable though?

Can't a person get any sleep in here?

This is a five-star hotel! Why are these one-star facilities here? People paid a lot of money for this hotel, you know.