Top Ten Worst Commercial Products

There has been some downright terrible products advertised in our T.V. screens... Which are the worst of the worst?
The Top Ten
1 UroClub

This truly is the worst of the worst. "It looks like an ordinary golf club but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself." So basically it's a golf club shaped container which you pee into... Okay. This thing has no purpose in existing at all because if you really needed to go wouldn't you run over to the bush? Yeah, thought so.

Here's a comment on YouTube about this item:
"I swear this is the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever seen advertised on television. Dear old guy, EVERYBODY PISSES. If you have to, excuse yourself, drive the golf cart up to the club, take your piss in the bathroom like a civilized human being, then drive back to your awaiting party. "
My sentiments exactly.

"It looks like an ordinary golf club but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself" Basically, it's a container shaped like a golf club to hold your pee... what? If I needed to go, I wouldn't use this, it'd be much better to go in the bushes or next to a tree. How stupid do these companies think we are?

Unsanitary and pointless

I think It would be less embarrassing to go in the bushes. How are you even supposed to make it look like you’re not peeing? It’s weird and gross. Plus after you’ve somehow made this look natural, you have to carry that club around full of urine.

2 Tug Toner

I was going to put the Shake Weight on here until I found this abomination that exists. You put it between your legs and pull on it and it's supposed to strengthen your muscles... I seriously hope this isn't real.

3 Tiddy Bear

"That's T, I, D, D, Y bear." YOu know your product has a bad name if you have to spell it out in the commercial to avoid obvious misinterpretations. A teddy bear that is supposed to alleviate the stress put on by you car's seat belt. Really all it does is look like a pervert sitting comfortably on the woman's breasts.

A regular seatbelt cover will for, fine

4 PooTrap

Why this exists I don't know. It would be more feasible to tape a plastic bag to your dog's anus.

Just pick it up

5 Potty Putter

"OH NO, you missed that putt again! " You can waste time doing nothing with the potty putter! That's right. This is just a toilet mat with a golf hole on it.

6 Hawaii Chair

A chair that supposedly exercises your torso by making you do the hula while you do whatever... Only problem is that it doesn't work very well and you can fall off it.

Not gonna work

7 Bear Scratch

Absolutely useless product. Any wall can be used.

8 Cheers to You!

A CD filled with cheering sound effects. If you aren't pleased, you can get your money back! That will be guarenteed that you'll end up with your money back after using this.

9 Happy Hot Dog Man

Just look it up on YouTube, I really don't want to explain this abomination.

10 Jump Snap

Ropless skipping rope because skipping is "too hard"? WHAT? You can't lose weight just waggling a stick around.

Just waggling a stick around.
- TheDuttyGyal

The Newcomers

? Goli Apple Cider Vinegar Gummies

Every time this commercial airs, I hit mute. I can't stand the arrogance of the people/actors. I won't support this product.

The Contenders
11 The Emoji Movie The Emoji Movie Product Image
12 Comfort Wipe

For fat people who can't wipe their own arse.

My face when I saw this commercial- : o what

13 HeadOn

Apply directly to the forehead!

HEAD ON APPLY DIRACTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

14 SlapChop

Slap your troubles away

Slap your troubles away!

15 ShamWoW
16 Poo Pal
17 GoGo Pillow

This is case for your iPad that doubles as a pillow. But you couldn't use your camera, and your iPad will end up slipping out. Just buy a case.

18 Loop & Poop
19 Virtual Boy Virtual Boy Product Image
20 Puppy Patch
21 Juicero
22 Nokia 8110 "Banana Phone"
23 Baby Wow Doll Baby Wow Doll Product Image

Baby wow wow wow...
- TheDuttyGyal

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