Top Ten Worst Commercial Products

There has been some downright terrible products advertised in our T.V. screens... Which are the worst of the worst?

The Top Ten

1 UroClub

Unsanitary and pointless - blackflower

"It looks like an ordinary golf club but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself" Basically, it's a container shaped like a golf club to hold your pee... what? If I needed to go, I wouldn't use this, it'd be much better to go in the bushes or next to a tree. How stupid do these companies think we are? - Cazaam

This truly is the worst of the worst. "It looks like an ordinary golf club but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself." So basically it's a golf club shaped container which you pee into... Okay. This thing has no purpose in existing at all because if you really needed to go wouldn't you run over to the bush? Yeah, thought so.

Here's a comment on YouTube about this item:
"I swear this is the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever seen advertised on television. Dear old guy, EVERYBODY PISSES. If you have to, excuse yourself, drive the golf cart up to the club, take your piss in the bathroom like a civilized human being, then drive back to your awaiting party. "
My sentiments exactly. - Cazaam

I think It would be less embarrassing to go in the bushes. How are you even supposed to make it look like you’re not peeing? It’s weird and gross. Plus after you’ve somehow made this look natural, you have to carry that club around full of urine.

2 Tug Toner

I was going to put the Shake Weight on here until I found this abomination that exists. You put it between your legs and pull on it and it's supposed to strengthen your muscles... I seriously hope this isn't real. - Cazaam

3 Tiddy Bear

A regular seatbelt cover will for, fine - blackflower

"That's T, I, D, D, Y bear." YOu know your product has a bad name if you have to spell it out in the commercial to avoid obvious misinterpretations. A teddy bear that is supposed to alleviate the stress put on by you car's seat belt. Really all it does is look like a pervert sitting comfortably on the woman's breasts. - Cazaam

4 PooTrap

Just pick it up - blackflower

Why this exists I don't know. It would be more feasible to tape a plastic bag to your dog's anus. - Cazaam

5 Potty Putter

"OH NO, you missed that putt again! " You can waste time doing nothing with the potty putter! That's right. This is just a toilet mat with a golf hole on it. - Cazaam

6 Hawaii Chair

Not gonna work - blackflower

A chair that supposedly exercises your torso by making you do the hula while you do whatever... Only problem is that it doesn't work very well and you can fall off it. - Cazaam

7 Bear Scratch

Absolutely useless product. Any wall can be used. - Cazaam

8 Cheers to You!

A CD filled with cheering sound effects. If you aren't pleased, you can get your money back! That will be guarenteed that you'll end up with your money back after using this. - Cazaam

9 Happy Hot Dog Man

Just look it up on YouTube, I really don't want to explain this abomination. - Cazaam

10 Jump Snap

Just waggling a stick around.
- TheDuttyGyal

Ropless skipping rope because skipping is "too hard"? WHAT? You can't lose weight just waggling a stick around. - Cazaam

The Contenders

11 The Emoji Movie
12 Comfort Wipe

For fat people who can't wipe their own arse. - Cazaam

My face when I saw this commercial- : o what

13 HeadOn

Apply directly to the forehead!


14 SlapChop

Slap your troubles away - TuxIsAPerson

Slap your troubles away! - TuxIsAPerson

15 ShamWoW
16 Poo Pal
17 GoGo Pillow

This is case for your iPad that doubles as a pillow. But you couldn't use your camera, and your iPad will end up slipping out. Just buy a case.

18 Loop & Poop
19 Virtual Boy
20 Puppy Patch
21 Juicero
22 Nokia 8110 "Banana Phone"
23 Baby Wow Doll

Baby wow wow wow...
- TheDuttyGyal

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