Top Ten Worst Commercial Products
There has been some downright terrible products advertised in our T.V. screens... Which are the worst of the worst?This truly is the worst of the worst. "It looks like an ordinary golf club but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself." So basically, it's a golf club-shaped container that you pee into. Okay. This thing has no purpose in existing at all. If you really needed to go, wouldn't you run over to the bush? Yeah, thought so.
Here's a comment on YouTube about this item:
"I swear this is the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever seen advertised on television. Dear old guy, EVERYBODY PISSES. If you have to, excuse yourself, drive the golf cart up to the club, take your piss in the bathroom like a civilized human being, then drive back to your awaiting party."
My sentiments exactly.
I was going to put the Shake Weight on here until I found this abomination that exists. You put it between your legs and pull on it, and it's supposed to strengthen your muscles. I seriously hope this isn't real.
"That's T, I, D, D, Y bear." You know your product has a bad name if you have to spell it out in the commercial to avoid obvious misinterpretations. A teddy bear that is supposed to alleviate the stress put on by your car's seatbelt? Really, all it does is look like a pervert sitting comfortably on a woman's breasts.
Why this exists, I don't know. It would be more feasible to tape a plastic bag to your dog's anus.
"OH NO, you missed that putt again!" You can waste time doing nothing with the Potty Putter! That's right. This is just a toilet mat with a golf hole on it.
A chair that supposedly exercises your torso by making you do the hula while you do whatever. The only problem is that it doesn't work very well, and you can fall off it.
Absolutely useless product. Any wall can be used.
A CD filled with cheering sound effects. If you aren't pleased, you can get your money back! That's guaranteed. You'll end up with your money back after using this.
Just look it up on YouTube. I really don't want to explain this abomination.
The Newcomers
Ropeless skipping rope because skipping is "too hard"? WHAT? You can't lose weight just by waggling a stick around.
For overweight people who can't wipe themselves.
Apply directly to the forehead!
Every time this commercial airs, I hit mute. I can't stand the arrogance of the people or actors. I won't support this product.
The only people who ever bought this terrible pillow were Trump supporters who sleep in bed with their cousins. This is because the inventor of this ridiculous pillow does nothing but flatter Trump.
They ate children and didn't have a switch. They were too dangerous.
This is a case for your iPad that doubles as a pillow. However, you can't use your camera, and your iPad will end up slipping out. Just buy a case.