Top Ten Things You're Not Doing Right Now

The Top Ten

1 Dying

2 Slapping a baby

3 Listening to Justin Bieber

4 Throwing a peacock at a goat

5 Swimming in the middle of the ocean

6 Scuba diving

7 Watching Dora the explorer

Dora eats her own poop

8 Getting your head chopped off

That was yesterday. I don't feel like going through it again right now.

9 Kicking a snake in my face

How does that even work?

10 Drinking hot chocolate with Santa Claus

The Contenders

11 Listen to Justin Bieber

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