Top Ten Ways to Annoy an American Southernerethanmeinster
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Oh, America, how I South could I do this to American wish all time the. - PositronWildhawk
Grammar Nazis piss everybody off
I do this all the time. - Hermione_Granger220
Well it's true! The north is so much better! Education, food, air, cleanliness, cities, people, etc.
Well, the South definitely wins in food and hospitality, but the North is cool too. - ethanmeinster
Some of them would like it, because the term "Redneck" comes from the coal-miners Labor Union movement.
At the big political rallies of the day, those in favor of forming a coal-mine worker's Labor Union wore red bandanas around their necks, so that they were readily visible in the crowd.
Anyone reading this from the Southern United States: I found this while searching for...well, never mind. It is in NO WAY intended to offend, in fact it's quite sweet.
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A 'HILLBILLY ' (their words, not mine)
1) Ain't but one God.
2) Humor yer Ma and Pa.
3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
4) Git yer hide to Sunday meetin'.
5) Ain't nothin' come 'fore the Lord.
6) No foolin' wit another feller's gal.
7) No killin', 'cept fer critters.
8) Quit yer foul mouthin'.
9) No swipin' yer kin folks stuff.
10) Don't be hankerin' fer it, neither.
See? Quite sweet. Could have been worse, I could have made this into a Top Ten list... - Britgirl
That's not a good idea in the land of Jesus fish symbols and religious billboards. - ethanmeinster
That would be very similar to telling somebody from California that surfing is not really a sport.
It really isn't though.
How dare you - lbelle0527
Don't forget to add country-sized desserts! - ethanmeinster
Yeah, and my dad is Luke Bryan. - ethanmeinster
Why would anyone want to be hit with a banjo in the first place! It would annoy me, and I live in the north!
That annoys everyone, doesn't it? - ethanmeinster
That would get old - lbelle0527
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2. Correct their grammar
3. Say that the North is better
2. Say that the North is better
3. Hold up a sign promoting abortion