Top Ten Ways to Annoy People

The Top Ten

Say things they don't like

Let's all admit it, we all get annoyed if people say things that we don't like. - Arcxia

Make annoying sounds

My relatives constantly speak in baby talk and it annoys me.

Force things down their throats

Like forced memes like shrek.

Play music they don't like

I went to a shopping mall once.And they were playing rap music.And the song was pretty boring.It felt like I should've broke the stereo. - zxm

Do things that they don't like
Have no manners

I got a stern talking to by the policeman 👮‍♂️ for that (resource officer)

Be depressed all the time

The Contenders

Repeat things over and over again

This is very effective. - HarunaKaiNi

I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever! I would never ever do this. Ever!

I said, I would never ever do this. Ever...! - Britgirl

Call something they like trash and then don't back it up with any proof

Friend: "Halo sucks! "
Me: "How?! "
Friend: "It just does." - MasterBeef

Repeat what they say, but exaggerating a feature

For example, if their voice is higher than others, raise your voice to where only dogs can hear it. - MasterBeef

Scream at them

Oh, a beautiful vision of ultimate liberation: pop and metal annihilating each other. Free at last!

If they don't want to be touched, hover your hand over their arm and say "I'm not touching you!"

This one is sure to destroy their self-control. - MasterBeef

Plug your ears and go "LALALALALA"

It will make them want to strangle you. - MasterBeef

Say something insulting over and over again, progressively getting louder

You're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot... - MasterBeef

Make them watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Say "why" to everything they say

ESPECIALLY when they threaten to hurt you and while they're hurting you. - MasterBeef

Laugh at boring things
Speak like "Fred" the high pitched guy
Drop fries out of your window one by one as the car behind you runs over them
Ask for a Large Dr. Pepper with no onions
Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"
Order a McDouble with the patties on the side
Follow a few paces behind someone spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol
Reply to everything with "That's what you think"
Poop on them

What the? Why is this even a list item?

Pee on them
Try and gross them out

Make them cry like a baby 👶


My friend: "Why are you so loud?! "
Me: *Inhale* "AHHH! " - MasterBeef

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